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Oh sorry y'all. hello.
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welcome back to Me Too Daily.
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It's been too long in my opinion.
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Yeah, because last week it was,
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Thanksgiving, so we didn't shoot.
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We shot the week before that,
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but we even shot early,
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right? Because there was a shoot that week.
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Dang. So it's been a minute.
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thank you for joining us on a Tuesday.
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We know the show is usually Wednesdays,
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but we had to switch a little bit of things around.
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yeah, so, so compromisos,
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compromisos, I see I see yes,
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but we have Alejo here,
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right? Hey, our chisme corner,
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Hello, Happy, I hope,
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I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving and a happy start to
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December. Went to DR,
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damn, we, we've done a lot,
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a lot, a lot has gone down.
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got like 5 parking tickets.
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it's bad. I'll show you the tickets is they're bad.
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yonda Raza, and then my favorite Primos.
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That's what's up. You're our favorite Primos as well.
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Someone said, Ricardo's back.
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I'm like, he's always been there.
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He's not he's really always been there.
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He's just kind of been low key this year and the last
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couple of years, yeah,
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but he's, he's here.
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He's here in spirit too.
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it's an eventful show.
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There's so much to unpack,
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Do you guys wanna kick it off?
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Yeah, let's get this started.
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I need help with this intro for this story.
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blessing me with this intro?
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I'll do my, my best impression,
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OK, pasel des graciado.
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did you guys, you know,
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you know who that is?
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The Laura Laura. Let's go,
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senorita Laura, AKA our Jerry Springer.
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So I don't know if you guys kept up with La Casa
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Alo oke season 2 Alofoke.
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That's the name of Alofoke Alofoke,
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yes. So if you guys tuned into the show,
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there was a familiar face running around and it was the one
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and only Senorita Laura,
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and yo, she's funny,
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yo, she's still kicking it.
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She was in the Casa de No,
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yo, you're a little reality like star,
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like reality show star,
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like after the show,
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you know, like she's all these shows that senora and the
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That like Legusta that and she's but not only that,
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the fact that you added her was like to the show because
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they added her like in the middle of the season,
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like late they added her late into and I was like,
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oh I know what you're doing right now.
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You know what this lady means to us like every day after
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this lady coming home to senorita Laura,
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she was hilarious, but everybody was yapping about what she did
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on the show. I think this was like her first day
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That's, that's what.
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00 wait, I did see this.
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Did they bleep it on the show?
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it was, I kid you not.
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Last week during Thanksgiving I'm on my TikTok.
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It's 7 in the morning,
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freshly waking up, and I'm just seeing Laura Bozo's Chi Chi's
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they're just showing everything.
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right? That was Gracie Bone that walked by.
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She walked by. But yo,
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the last thing I was expecting was to see Senorita Laura's Tetas
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in 2025. Like that was not in the bingo card.
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Also, no one asked for it,
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but it just like happened.
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First of all, she put the t-shirt in her thing to
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cover herself she didn't even try.
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She didn't even try.
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Also, she makes direct eye contact with the camera lens.
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She knows what's going on.
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but the show killed it.
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Like it just finished,
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I think, last Thursday or Wednesday.
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And yeah, and it was officially certified by the Guinness
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World Records as the longest live stream video in the world.
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I think it was like 900 and something hours where they live
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streamed from like day one to the whole to like 20,
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I think it was like 28 days or 30 days the whole
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time so he just got the Guinness World Record for that and
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yeah, I don't know that this was the 2nd season,
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so everybody's waiting like when's the next one?
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Is like the Avengers credits a lot of.
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Chichi's will returning season 3 or whatever because I saw what's
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your boy Rael. Oh yeah,
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he was going off on he was just like,
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yo, did you guys see this?
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And then so you know TikTok does like the search bar thing
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he's like evalio Madre.
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Like I just, I clicked it and I'm like,
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What are you talking about?
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And yeah, straight up just I'm like,
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bro, I remember I used to watch her show eating like
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sopa de fideo like after school,
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my parents at the table,
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and then now she's over here just flashing them things.
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I have a confession.
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I used to have to watch her show in secret.
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I used to have to hide it from my mom because she
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thought Laura Oso was a bad influence on me,
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but your mom would watch it though.
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No, she would watch it like when I wasn't around.
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But my abuela, when she would come take care of me
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over the summer, she was my plug.
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She knew only the Univision and Telemundo channels on our TV.
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So what were we watching at 3 p.m. every day,
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before my mom came home?
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that was. Laura was Jose Luis.
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Jose Luis in Censura.
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That was my Jerry Springer growing up.
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And, and I'll do it.
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I'd be like I was a little girl and I wouldn't know
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what mucha ropa, mucha rope.
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I would say mucha ropa,
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mucha rope, and when people say mucha ropa that take it
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off. I didn't know what that meant,
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yeah, what was she on?
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I forgot, was it Televisa or one of them?
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Well, because the one you mentioned,
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that whole network was a little.
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The thing with this one was Senorita Laura had cameras everywhere.
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I think my husband's cheating on me,
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I got footage of him at,
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at the dentist's office,
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you feel me, cheating with the secretary.
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senorita cameras. I'm like,
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How did you even get a camera there?
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And like, I grew up,
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I want, I've always wanted to be in the.
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The Crowd because the crowd,
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like when she would walk the dudes in,
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they were allowed to hit them.
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Like you see the donas with the purses like hitting the guys
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like the the graciado,
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yeah, it was strella.
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Laura, Laura in the chat commented,
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it was for reya and you're right,
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it was strella. I forgot that it changed around so much
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because now televisa Uni.
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On one thing and one thing,
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yeah, but Esrea aren't they like down the street,
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the, yeah, because my dad went to a taping there
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once. He was on one of the shows again,
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a performance thing and we're like half of the audience,
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and they're like he got voted off and they're like,
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and everybody was like,
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oh no, we gotta freaking,
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let him on because he brought the whole crowd and
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so. They like redid the whole thing.
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It's like all a scam.
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That's why I'm like,
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my dad also went to,
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I think to see the Platanito,
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yeah, yeah. Oh Laura,
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Laura says she, she worked there for 9 years.
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I remember this. I remember this.
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We've talked about this before,
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but,, really quick before we move on,
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people are chiming in obviously with their thoughts on this
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but that's crazy with the skull emoji.
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no, why they do her like that.
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Like I mean they could have panned the camera,
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they live, Jay was like and then El Taco deojo quemecho
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Dude, I love that word,
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like that phrase like a taco deofo.
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It's like they gave me like an eyeful.
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Like they gave me like a whole like fucking deal like,
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my eyes like what they saw,
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and like then someone said,
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oh, C Ricardo is about Jose Luis.
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It's about Jack and the rack because they have that song on
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that. And then Kevin was like,
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and then and ended and the first thing we saw was Lara's
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Chi Chi's. Oh my God.
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Happy December. Wait,
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what? I know this is crazy.
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OK, so from days's birth,
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what about the time she brought the husband back from the dead
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He supposedly died and left another girl pregnant,
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but turns out he disappeared or faked his death and was married
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to another woman. This is why I have trust issues.
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Like I need, like this is what I grew up watching
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This is the reason I'm unwell when it comes to men
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One of my tias was on the Jose Luis,
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so they want me to beat up my sister,
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and they're like, and we'll give you more money if you
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guys like start again.
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It's all like a brawl,
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be fighting. You're suing here.
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We'll give you this much,
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but and you start punching each other,
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it's like the ratings.
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Caso Serado's like that.
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if you're down bad and if I love you,
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let's come to an agreement to crash the fuck out on national
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television. I'd be down.
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I'd be down. All right.
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Oh, Gene would say that he died by accident.
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100%. Well, in my humble opinion,
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I think out of this whole conversation I think she should start
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I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
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you do what you gotta do,
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man. People would probably pay for that.
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People would again people here that say the taco deojo,
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like man, everyone has a,
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I'll buy a Laura calendar.
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honestly. I would buy a senorita Laura calendar.
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Well, yeah, like a nice festive one,
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wasn't expecting that, but well,
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I lost my segue now because the joke changed.
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But anyways guys, so I don't know if you heard,
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but again, no shit to J.
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Lo, but she always had to have the smoothest ride in
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the love department, right,
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like. But now it's working for her because being such an
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expert in engagement rings and collecting them,
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people have called her Thanos in the past.
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It's kind of messed up but again breakups I'm not messed up
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to me because at least she can get a ring.
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Right, we're gonna go down this road,
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We, we still got time.
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It's one year, right?
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alright, alright. But J.Lo again,
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she's using that, that narrative and turning it around because now
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she has the most on-brand job imaginable.
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She's officially the global ambassador for specifically what is it called,
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Zen Diamond. So because she has so much expertise in rings
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she's like yo bet let me like like you guys sponsor me
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and I'll like put people onto your stuff.
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Oh hey, I see a girl chasing the bag.
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I see a girl who is maybe not.
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booking other things, so she,
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she booked this gig and that's gonna Elanillo Pacuando.
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you know, Eanilo Pacuando marry me,
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that one movie, remember?
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Oh, so she is really into this whole engagement.
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She's been like in the the.
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I don't know if I would buy a ring from her though
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like why would I buy a ring from somebody that's gotten 6
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rings? You make up a great point.
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hmm, do I really want a ring from J.Lo who's gotten
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6 rings already. Oh,
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it's like that one prima it's like toxic AF and giving you
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advice. Hey, you know what,
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like you, you should date this guy.
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It's like, like for you to tell me.
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Oh man, that's well,
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that's an angle that's a take.
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I, I, I kind of agree because I'm superstitious.
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Like I think that's a bad omen like,
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but I'm delusional. So,
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well, yeah, but I mean people still mess with J.Lo
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so I mean she's getting.
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What a cool 10 $10 million to Molly's engagement ring.
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So good for her again,
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she's laughing herself to the bank if we're skeptical.
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But what if life when life gives you lemons,
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you make lemonade, and that's exactly what she's making.
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She's out there in the corner,
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yep, very expensive with the jewelry,
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just bling bling bling bling.
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It's like the Tom Brady picture with all his rings,
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you know, like that's her right now and then another hand
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money. But they put the museum of Rings here just
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to give you guys a a breakdown of museum I think
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Ben's not done by the way,
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huh? Ben's not done.
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He's not done. Are they,
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they're kind of still together.
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I think it happens one last time in this in our lifetime
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the farewell one, you know,
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one more time, one more time.
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right, 2002, then Ben again.
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he upped the carat too.
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but we're talking the money though.
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I see. So from 6.1 carat,
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estimated at 2.5 million at the time he bought it
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it went up to an 8.5 carat,
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and then it went up to 5 million,
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and A-Rod, he got a 15 carat emerald cut diamond which
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was estimated to be worth around 1 million to 5 million.
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Chris Judd, who's that?
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I think one of the other,
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one of those dudes from,
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I have no idea who these guys are.
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Emerald Cut Diamond, $1,000,000 and then oh hi,
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no, sorry, a measly $100,000.
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I don't see a million dollars there,
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we're looking at 52 million ranges,
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and they didn't make the cut,
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the cut, the ring cut.
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I,, Ohai Marquis cut with $100,000 in 1997.
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I thought Ohai like the city.
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her rings, so I think she's a good fit for that
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OK, also, are wedding rings supposed to be diamond,
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or can they be any ring?
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I don't know anything about be any cut like there's the cuts
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Wait, what do you mean?
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Sorry, what was the question?
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yeah, I guess they could be any,
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any jewel, any like,
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yeah, it's whatever you want because I know people that like
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want a specific stone like,
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yeah, I want an emerald,
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emerald, yeah, yeah,
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I mean, I just bought a,
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I know there was a fun comment in let's see it.
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Wait, Rob is in the chat.
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Oh wait, where's he at?
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can I read? What do you say?
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Or maybe Jenny read.
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What do you say right here?
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Jenny. Oh, say less.
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Because he has no Rob is her man,
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putting some little nuggets in there.
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Well, Jenny, just like research purposes,
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are you OK with the J.Lo engagement ring,
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or I'm OK with my tocaya.
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I'm OK with her engagement ring.
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Yeah, Dale, I'm I am Jenny from the block anyhow
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I'm just gonna say just Instagram,
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so, oh, it better not be no measly $100,000.
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I'm just kidding. No,
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you know what, I'd be mad.
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I'm mad. Like we could go on.
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That's a lot. Like the kids need to get through school
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You need to pay the mortgage.
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I mean we pay that but still like don't waste stupid money
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there's a lot left to live,
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but you know what else is like infuriating?
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Well, it's not really,
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but rage bait, rage bait is the 2026 word of the
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year. Are we in 2026?
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let me just, let me just rewind.
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Rage bait is the 2025 word of the year,
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and this is basically the Internet's favorite way to get you mad
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while you're scrolling in bed,
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on the couch, while you're driving and not supposed to be
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on your phone. Usage has tripled in just 12 months,
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showing that nothing makes us click more than the things.
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More things than watching someone get baited so the the term
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barely beat out aura farming and biohack proving that making people angry
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works more at engaging with them than making them feel happy or
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loved or you know kindness.
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It it brings in a lot of comments to to the well
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I was gonna you see people arguing with each other.
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I read those a prime example of rage bait is Gan,
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well, like not you as a person,
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but things you like to say like you said cheating is a
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mistake. That's rage bait because what the.
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I used to, my brother used to be like,
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Don't touch me and then I'd be like one of these.
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That's rage baby, right?
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I was one of those like,
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don't touch me. And then we'd be in the back of
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the car and I'd be like that.
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And then my, my mom would turn around like,
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but I'm not touching him though.
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And the finger just be right there like you were born a
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but like rage baiting in the 90s is totally different.
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I didn't have a camera.
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I did it. The thrill you told me like I did
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Rage bait is back in full effect,
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our parents were the original rage baiters.
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This is true, especially Latino parents,
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I'm putting us down,
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but my mother, my mother knows what to say,
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how to say, when to say it,
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to test my, my levels of respect.
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Like what would she say?
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Because my mom would be like,
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they make callas, and I'd be like,
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Oh my God. But then,
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but then she'd be like.
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Respocaron. I'm like.
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It's like, what do you want?
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So,, I would rage bait my mom when I
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and she would be like,
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OK. Door or what it's Monday.
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It was always, it had to be Monday,
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but for me it was senora.
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She wanted me to call her senora,
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Don't call me senora.
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She wanted you to call her senora.
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she's like, Call me senora.
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For me it was when she would say ijo de la grand
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p word and I'm like,
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Well, you're my mom.
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she would tell me bueno no me atinoniina maleuca ido pumo eluccae
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ustefola queme uo and she would be that would get her mad
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hit the reverse uno card like yeah,
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I would hit the reversal.
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yeah, because what does that make you exactly?
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Someone said, I love rage baiting my girlfriend.
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It's my love love language.
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Explain this to me because I do see it like guys hitting
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on girls by just trying to make them fucking hate them like
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explain that to me because I'm not judging I'm just trying to
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understand the concept behind.
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Hate turning into love.
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do you remember Hey Arnold,
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or was that before Helga,
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the girl on the show,
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like she'd always like demean the guy like,
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oh, your big ass head and this and that,
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and she'd go home and have a whole shrine for him,
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like collecting his hair.
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So maybe I'm just too sensitive.
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you're right, because there's some where I'm like,
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Yo, like remember when you told me about the slap ass
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Friday thing. Slap slaps or who was that?
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we talked about it because it was like,
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oh, slap ass Friday,
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he he. It's like apparently kids in school are like slapping
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each other's ass. Oh,
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maybe we, I feel like we've talked about it,
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but I don't think I told you about it.
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Maybe I forgot who I was talking to upstairs pants.
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That was horrible. I,
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well, guys will look up girls' skirts behind us.
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It was bad. We would have to see men are men
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are born problems but we can talk about that later.
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How do I rage bait my wife right now?
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Like I'll take off my socks and just like chuck it at
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her. And that's how I like raise bait so it's kind
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of like OK so I'm trying to be a therapist right now
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rage bait really stems from someone wanting someone's attention and engagement so
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you do something so they give it to you and that can
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turn into like a kind of a nice interaction eventually.
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Yeah, I mean like every night when we go to bed
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I'll run to our room,
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turn off all the lights,
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and then she gets scared.
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And I'll hide the shadows and then she,
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bro, it's, and then she gets mad but she starts
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laughing. Well, like she'll just kind of walk into the
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room like, I know you're in here,
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but she never knows where I'm in.
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And then like she'll like start laughing because she's so scared that
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she laughs and she pees herself and but like she'll go to
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the bathroom. So yeah,
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it's a good rage bait,
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but like it starts off with like a freaking like I used
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to, we used to go to the beach and I used
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Float like I was dead until until somebody comes and checks on
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but that only lasted a couple of times or I'll do the
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dead float in the pool.
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I don't think that's rage bait.
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That's like pick me because you're like,
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care about me, come pick me up,
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save me, give me a hug.
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Sorry, I was a picky should have been up there too
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Pick mey should have been up there.
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That should have been.
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But OK, so Kevi Kevin said,
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I think it's more like patience towards your partner.
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Like you said you love me,
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but let's see how much and how,
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how long. She tells me,
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it's like a little game.
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a little spark. Well,
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with couples we're because you have homies though,
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yo, like we love to do this one.
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I hate it, but I like doing it too where it's
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like, hey, like tell me like oh my mom said
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this right like say it like oh my mom told me this
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my mom told me this and I'll be like,
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who? Cars Like that's a good rage,
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but you do it to your home and you're like,
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who sings this? And they'd be like,
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let's keep it that way.
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Like somebody will be singing something.
21:55
They'll be like, Yo,
21:55
who sings that? I'm like,
21:56
You know what pissed people off when I go,
21:59
Look, and everyone looks,
22:01
they're fighting. That's good.
22:06
You're stinky. Look at my thumb.
22:08
You're dumb. Alright,
22:09
anyways,, it's stupid.
22:11
Alright guys, shifting gears seasons rolling around and,
22:16
you guys imagine buying what do the kids want?
22:18
Like I don't even know.
22:20
I don't know what to get them anymore.
22:22
don't play with toys.
22:23
Like that todo it una tableta promo code,
22:28
the, the top toy last year was a,
22:30
what is it, play pole,
22:32
how you say it play po,
22:35
So like damn, can't even tell a kid's story yourselves anymore
22:38
You got a dumb ass bear telling your kids good night
22:40
stories. Well, I mean you could tell them.
22:43
but like who's cooler,
22:45
Let's be honest. I don't know with all this AI stuff
22:48
I'm scared the bear's gonna tell it something that it's not
22:53
you saw those videos that last episode,
22:55
right, where we're talking about it and the Grok being nasty
22:57
with it and looking back at it,
23:00
what were some of the gifts that left like the biggest marks
23:03
on your lives? Like I know what mine is.
23:07
You the Barbie dream house.
23:10
It was 3 stories with an attic,
23:15
Loved Barbies. I literally would just be there for days and
23:18
days yeah but Santa would come early for me because,
23:23
I would leave the country for the holidays so I
23:26
would let him know my letter hey I'm leaving this day pull
23:29
up and I leave cookies for days.
23:32
I would think he was coming and he would come so considerate
23:35
so considerate. For me,
23:39
I wanna see was the Nintendo 64.
23:43
Like I remember opening it and it was crazy because my birthday
23:46
is in November, so my mom would buy like all those
23:51
She would hold on because she's like,
23:52
I'm not buying you some other shit in December.
23:55
So the gifts were like split in half,
23:57
but then I would run into the gifts in the closet and
24:00
this is what we're getting for Christmas.
24:01
I know you've been bought it.
24:03
You just split the birthday gift in half.
24:07
from November to this and then not only that,
24:09
just literally running into the gift every time.
24:12
I'm like, all right,
24:13
I know what you're getting us.
24:14
Clearly it's on top of the closet,
24:18
but yeah, I remember opening it up and just,
24:20
you know, freaking out,
24:21
obviously like, oh yeah,
24:23
acting. What about you,
24:23
brother? I just like remote control cars.
24:27
yeah, just, you know,
24:33
but the Easy Bake oven,
24:34
and then Bratz dolls.
24:37
I love Brat's. What happened to those?
24:40
I don't know, but they're still around.
24:42
They're still around. I know someone who works with them.
24:44
They did, do you guys remember the Carro G.
24:46
Bratz doll that came out like a year ago?
24:49
no, I didn't end up getting it,
24:51
but you remember when the razor.
24:52
The scooter drops. You remember the razor scooter when it first
24:56
dropped? Everybody, I kind of want one now.
25:02
I have because my cousin gave it to me.
25:03
He's, I think I got a fake one.
25:06
How does that happen?
25:09
I remember the wheels were either red or tomorrow you're gonna meet
25:12
my dad if you guys are coming in.
25:16
I'm gonna buy my son.
25:17
I did get the razor scooter I wanted,
25:18
but I remember the brake was broken and I'm like.
25:21
Well that's I had one of those colorful cars that you would
25:26
move with your, like,
25:27
not the remote control,
25:30
Mine was magenta pink and purple,
25:33
please,, with yellow touchings,
25:36
but still like I would take that all over the ground like
25:38
honestly I probably started getting strong on my legs because of that
25:41
car because I just have to.
25:44
Socking boppers. I remember that.
25:46
Oh hell yeah, I used to rock my brother with that
25:48
shit. I'm talking about like that was made for like,
25:51
like multiple like if you have a brother,
25:53
yeah, yeah. Oh my God,
25:55
socking boppers like stand right there.
25:58
I remember I used to tell him stand right there.
26:00
I'm gonna run into your face right now with it.
26:05
give your. Give your nephews the sucking peppers and as payback
26:11
because there's 3 of them,
26:13
this comment is sweet.
26:15
she's Dave Beth says we were too poor to get
26:18
gifts, but one year my parents gave me $5 and that
26:20
meant the world to me.
26:21
It was wrapped like a pencil,
26:24
so I thought it was a pen and pencil,
26:25
but I was so surprised.
26:27
That is super, super sweet.
26:29
Mm, now I feel bad for complaining about my fake razor
26:34
I don't even know if it was fake.
26:36
I think phaser, fake razor.
26:40
It was from point A to point B.
26:43
I don't think I needed that,
26:44
but yeah, you're right.
26:46
Oh man. Oh that's sweet.
26:50
But now toys are are whack anyways,
26:53
sister? Well, so there's a viral Reddit post going on
26:58
about the holidays that I wanted to read with y'all,
27:06
So we live together and she pays rent.
27:09
I am a single mom and for years I have been the
27:12
full-time holiday department in this house.
27:15
I decorate for every season.
27:17
I cook the entire Thanksgiving meal.
27:20
I put up the Christmas tree.
27:22
I wrap gifts. I clean everything.
27:25
I basically run Santa's workshop out of my living room with zero
27:29
staff. My own kids do not believe in Santa anymore,
27:33
so they know exactly who is doing the labor.
27:39
My sister and her son live with me.
27:41
They live here as in they eat here,
27:45
sleep here, breathe here,
27:47
and still somehow act shocked every year when holidays,
27:51
sorry, it's getting every time can we go back yeah.
27:56
and act shocked every year when holidays show up like it is
27:59
a surprise plot twist.
28:01
They seem to be like they're like this,
28:04
slow with the wallet,
28:07
Her kids still believe in Santa,
28:09
but my sister refuses to help with anything no decorating,
28:13
no cooking, no cleaning,
28:14
no planning, basically as we wanna.
28:19
She just drifts through the holidays like a guest in a holi
28:23
hotel lobby enjoying the vibes that I single-handedly create.
28:28
This year I reached my limit,
28:35
Holidays are canceled until someone besides me acts like they live here
28:41
and not like they are raiding my services on Yelp.
28:44
Now my sister is mad.
28:47
And saying I am ruining Christmas over her kid,
28:51
but if it is that serious,
28:52
maybe she should try participating in the season instead of participating in
29:03
Oh Ada for handing in my holiday resign.
29:08
No, that's, that's Ada's the am I the asshole?
29:14
See, I wouldn't have known.
29:15
OK, sorry, sorry the abbreviation for the am I the
29:18
asshole for handing in my holiday resignation while they are both living
29:28
You are not the asshole,
29:35
well, were you guys raised under the same roof,
29:37
or are you the eldest daughter like,
29:39
or what's going on here?
29:40
Like is she the eldest daughter?
29:42
That doesn't matter though.
29:44
but like I wonder if she like the sister always expected her
29:47
older sister to like.
29:50
that's why you gotta come correct.
29:52
But see what someone says here Dave's Beth,
29:54
what the fuck? She's ruining Christmas for her kid.
29:56
She's the Lulu. Exactly.
29:58
that's your kid because her kid's the one being affected because it
30:01
seems like she's also angry at her kids because they know that
30:04
Santa's real or Santa's.
30:08
That is Santa is not real,
30:10
so they're like, oh bet like this whole workshop that this
30:13
whole Christmas surprise that mom puts on for us,
30:16
it's mom we know it's not the the holiday magic anymore,
30:19
but yet no one's lifting a finger to help her with like
30:22
oh let me put the tree up or let me put the
30:23
lights up like nothing like that.
30:26
Clipper Cross is so true.
30:27
It's all right. This is the Grinch's origin story,
30:30
yeah, bro. Like the Grinch wasn't wrong in what he
30:32
felt, honestly. Like I,
30:34
I feel like me and him are like this,
30:35
bro. Like we're like,
30:37
I'm sorry. Your sister needs to get kicked out of the
30:39
house, kick rocks at this point.
30:42
I feel like you gotta take that.
30:43
We're not gonna, I mean,
30:44
the kid has nothing to do with it,
30:46
so I would still look out for the nephew that's her nephew
30:48
or niece, whatever it is,
30:49
but. Dalmana gotta get packed up.
30:52
I mean, she sounds like somebody that pulls up to a
30:54
party with napkins, you know,
30:55
with napkins, not even napkins,
30:58
not even napkins. Yo,
31:00
some napkins are expensive.
31:01
She's a viva. She's a viva,
31:05
I don't care if she pays rent.
31:09
or I would be super duper petty and be like,
31:12
you're not allowed upstairs to my area.
31:14
I, I would go extra hand to show my,
31:16
my part of the house Christmassy and then palaina to wherever you
31:22
I mean, I unplug the lights at night,
31:23
so I don't want you to enjoy them.
31:25
Like I don't want your kids to enjoy them either.
31:27
Like throw up a guy.
31:30
Like that's what you gotta do to some people sometimes.
31:33
yo, man, they gotta feel the pain of your absence
31:36
because if they don't know your worth and what,
31:38
what you provide, then,
31:40
then they don't deserve you.
31:41
I mean, like I will make the,
31:43
yo, let's unwrap the gifts now so they can hear it
31:46
and let's put the music.
31:48
like, yo, let's let them hear us celebrating because,
31:50
but the thing is her kids are also the ones not doing
31:52
shit is what she's saying.
31:54
That's her kids though,
31:55
yeah, so like she takes care of that.
31:58
Now it's just the other two there that are there that didn't
32:01
you know, like those are her kids though.
32:03
They have the right to be.
32:05
Maybe not the right,
32:06
but you know whatever I agree with what she's doing now she's
32:10
putting boundaries we need to normalize boundaries.
32:13
We need to normalize cutting people off even if they're blood,
32:16
even if it's just for some time because they think that because
32:19
you were born in the same family and share a last name
32:23
they owe you every opinion,
32:24
every thought, every judgment.
32:26
everything they like you owe each other that and the reality
32:30
is, no you owe me respect,
32:32
I owe you respect and part of that is doing your part
32:35
being part of the Christmas celebration,
32:37
doing more than just showing up and being their present but being
32:40
a part of putting it on,
32:42
you know, like I think within Latino culture too there's a
32:45
sense of. Just accepting the stakes,
32:50
accepting the norm like how a family functions and it's like,
32:53
well wait, this isn't really right like let's let's talk about
32:57
it let's communicate with each other and if we're not gonna fix
33:01
anything past that then.
33:02
Yeah, yeah, I love you.
33:06
Now my sister is mad and saying I'm ruining Christmas for her
33:09
kid. Her sister's ruining the Christmas for her own kid.
33:14
I see that you haven't done this.
33:15
Let me help. Let me help.
33:18
Yeah, like if she was in the wrong and just fighting
33:20
with her sister and kind of making it,
33:22
putting it on the kids,
33:23
that's different, but it's not like that.
33:26
They're, I don't know,
33:28
but she's not the asshole ultimately is what the answer is I
33:32
think but honestly is a good transition to our next topic
33:35
because as we're hot,
33:37
like what's your holiday hot take man like don't hold back like
33:41
holiday hot take like.
33:44
Do you want me to start or you guys wanna,
33:45
you already feel good.
33:47
You guys should hit it too with like my hot take is
33:52
and I'm not being like,
33:53
I know it sounds like malaca decido.
33:56
Say it with your chest.
33:59
Like say it with your chest.
34:00
My holiday hot take is that you don't have to give me
34:03
a gift if it's those little like gift sets where it's like
34:05
two mugs of like a show theme and like a little pound
34:10
of coffee thing. I'm like,
34:12
I don't need more mugs.
34:14
Like this little gift set.
34:16
the thought was there,
34:18
I feel like it was kind of like they bought like 10
34:20
boxes off the, the table at Ross and just he's like
34:23
here's one for everybody and I'm like.
34:25
I don't need more mugs like it's still in the box sitting
34:28
there like. Should I just be gifted?
34:32
Over gifting, I don't know.
34:41
I don't want any more.
34:42
What you have done anyways.
34:46
OK. My holiday hot day I wrote it down because shit
34:52
Don't play white elephant if you're going to get in your
34:58
like you know what you're signing up for.
35:01
Like, dude, I hate when people are like,
35:03
Oh, you stole my gift.
35:06
They make it known that they really like their gifts,
35:08
so no one, so people will feel bad that they steal
35:10
Dude, I don't give a fuck.
35:12
If I like what you have,
35:13
I'm fucking taking that shit because that's part of the fucking game
35:17
you know I got your back.
35:19
You either give it to me or I give you the.
35:26
so if someone steals your gift,
35:28
well, that's the game you signed up for,
35:30
right? And if someone doesn't bring a gift that is the
35:33
price that was agreed on.
35:36
And is less than that.
35:40
Don't be playing white elephant.
35:42
Like if you're going to be cheap,
35:44
you know what I mean?
35:45
$15 white elephant. Like it could be like,
35:48
but OK, just if you sign up for that white elephant
35:53
like, you know what I mean?
35:54
Yeah, it's funny because people here are saying,
35:57
so before you even got,
35:58
you got to your take,
35:59
white elephant is better than Secret Santa.
36:02
Alyssa said that Alyssa Martini and I agree,
36:05
but look, and to your point,
36:07
like if you're playing white elephant,
36:08
just throw, throw that money in the trash and pretend it's
36:11
not even it didn't exist anymore.
36:13
You're playing the game with everybody else.
36:15
Like those 30 bucks are gone if you get it back somehow
36:18
because you got a cool prize,
36:22
sorry, sorry, but people try to finesse it.
36:26
oh I got this on sale like it was $30.
36:30
It was $30 which was the,
36:32
the, the, the price that was set,
36:34
but they got it on sale so they got it less.
36:35
It it happens and it's like don't do that like it's not
36:39
fair and, and people should attach receipts to their gifts.
36:45
it needs to be said but we don't wanna.
36:48
but the point is no,
36:48
but to show that the price that they got it for because
36:50
it's not right. I'm sorry,
36:52
but it has to be fair.
36:55
But anyways, now you're trying to be sneaky about it.
36:56
That's, that's not cool,
36:59
My feathers get ruffled,
37:01
yeah, yeah, but go ahead,
37:04
my hot take is cancel the holiday party.
37:06
Just give me the raise.
37:10
No I'm tapping for myself.
37:24
Grip says, be harsh.
37:26
So happy holidays. She said it with her chest.
37:31
Junior,. My hot take,
37:36
honestly, well, you guys been to my house.
37:38
I dead ass day Christmas tree should be up all year long
37:42
What? That's my hot take.
37:43
I think it's a nice,
37:45
I, I think it's a nice piece of furniture.
37:50
Sorry, everybody. Hi.
37:52
01 sec, please hold.
37:54
Let's see what happens.
37:56
Let's read some hot takes and comments.
38:01
Christmas hand soaps are a rip off.
38:03
Just throw a Santa hat on it and charge me up to
38:06
decorate my bathroom. Wait,
38:11
If you are playing white elephant and your significant other is playing
38:15
as well, you steal back and forth,
38:16
so it goes home with,
38:18
with the white elephant.
38:21
is HR still listening?
38:23
Girl, I'm clocked in.
38:26
I said it with my chest.
38:27
Wait, so no me too holiday party,
38:29
not for you, I guess.
38:31
Well, you're not gonna be here,
38:31
right? You're gonna be out of the country.
38:33
That's my second hot take.
38:35
What? This might sound harsh.
38:38
But Christmas is better at home.
38:41
Well, no, see that Christmas in America makes me sad
38:45
Christmas in Latin America is very lively and Christmas in Spanish
38:51
just is just better.
38:54
But I'm just curious.
38:55
I think Christmas in Ame in America is too focused on the
38:59
gifts and the, the technicalities of,
39:04
My experience with Christmas there is very much la fiesta la rumba
39:09
You're partying with family every day.
39:11
It's, it's good and bad,
39:13
right, because in Colombia the month of December,
39:15
like you're clocked in but you're out of office.
39:18
Like it's a mentality,
39:20
the iros una mentalida,
39:22
you're, you're enjoying your life for one month of
39:26
So it's just it's like corporate is out of the picture,
39:32
and you're buying gifts for each other but it really
39:33
is more about showing up for the novenas.
39:36
Novenas are like our posadas and singing and eating food and being
39:41
with your family, but also like at 12 midnight you're going
39:44
to the club with your family members or whatever.
39:48
It feels good there and the lights are a little bit more
39:51
extra and Christmas music is,
39:54
is paragularos have no a la salsa yeah and a kids Christmas
39:58
time is here like when Christmas time is here.
40:03
I know it's different,
40:04
but that's just my experience.
40:08
I mean I just say it because.
40:11
It's like all the back and forth.
40:12
Like it's like so calculated and like,
40:14
oh we have to go here,
40:14
let's go there, we have to go there.
40:16
It's just like can't we just fucking like not do that and
40:18
like just chill out here like you said at the spot and
40:20
you have to pay for a lot here to have a good
40:24
let's go to this Christmas excursion.
40:26
I know the cincuentahola is and just the parking and for me
40:30
it's like where my home is where my family is,
40:32
that's where it's gonna make me happy and that's far away unfortunately
40:36
So mm there goes my,
40:37
I guess I have to pay too a plane ticket and and
40:41
transportation there before we get into jeans,
40:43
I wanna shout out Clipper Carlos because he came in with the
40:48
from an HR perspective,
40:49
it's a certain amount that's allocated per employee,
40:51
so it'll be a minimal raise of cents spread over the year
40:55
Sorry Carlos, I just work in HR.
40:56
It's, it's in a mode,
40:58
but like he works in HR,
40:59
so I was just like from an HR perspective.
41:02
we get it. Apparently sends over the year,
41:04
but I, I get your point though.
41:07
But also like, what are your,
41:09
this is tough because this is our work,
41:11
but like what are your thoughts on holiday parties?
41:15
I'm never here for them.
41:19
they should be the first week of December.
41:21
Like that's my hot take.
41:22
Don't be doing no shit a week before you got my money
41:26
all messed up. Like you have the party on the 19th
41:28
I get paid the 15th.
41:30
I gotta get a fit for the party.
41:32
That's not happening. First week of December,
41:34
all holiday parties. Just the first week,
41:37
bang it out. Show us love.
41:39
I now I'm not gonna be here,
41:40
so you know, like I obviously can't enjoy the,
41:42
the holiday party. So it'd be like a work.
41:44
So like somebody else is enjoying like what I'm supposed to be
41:47
enjoying. So I like that idea.
41:49
Just putting it out there whoever's watching,
41:53
well, they are watching first week of December if possible.
41:56
Holiday parties get me out of work tasks.
41:59
Someone said Alyssa Martini.
42:05
what's your take? Oh,
42:07
you already said it for what for the holiday hot take?
42:10
Oh no, I said I think Christmas trees should be up
42:13
all year long. You've been to my house.
42:14
You guys been there.
42:16
That tree's been up for 2 years.
42:17
Go up again in December.
42:20
but I think why do your bid even.
42:23
that's different, but the Christmas tree,
42:25
I think it's a nice piece of furniture.
42:27
You could keep it up all year long.
42:28
It does it not lose its spark?
42:31
I think you can decorate it for the seasons.
42:34
You guys just keep it dark the whole year.
42:37
he's lights. He's lit.
42:39
No, he's been on the whole time.
42:41
Me, like it's the ritual of putting up the Christmas tree
42:44
like this year I'm sad we had to throw out our Christmas
42:46
tree because of the fires and we just haven't gotten a new
42:48
one. I don't think we're gonna do Christmas this year at
42:50
home but like for me it's very much like oh we're gonna
42:53
spend the day decorating and then the dreaded oh we're gonna take
42:56
down all the decorations like that's part of it,
43:02
I used to like it and honestly it's like something when people
43:05
walk in they're like,
43:05
oh, it's still Christmas here,
43:09
I remember, you remember when you guys came.
43:10
I was like, this is a nice touch.
43:11
Come on during the World Series and you guys that was November
43:15
it was October, October last year,
43:18
But then you're like,
43:19
no, it's, it never appeared.
43:21
It's here all year long.
43:22
It's, I think I told you,
43:25
you already have your Christmas tree.
43:26
Yes, that was the first thing.
43:27
This is the first thing that says hi to you.
43:29
It's been here all year.
43:30
It's a festive house.
43:32
Who put zoo lights are mid?
43:34
Was that Liam? Our producer says zoo lights are made and
43:37
I agree. What are zoo lights?
43:39
What lights? Don't even go,
43:40
bro. But the LA Zoo,
43:42
there's a zoo lights thing and they just straining lights throughout the
43:45
zoo. That's It's cold as fuck.
43:48
That's mad lazy. It's like more than a normal zoo ticket
43:52
and all the animals are sleeping,
43:54
so you just walk around,
43:56
come upendejo the lights like mess,
43:58
like mess things up with them.
44:01
Well, they're asleep somewhere.
44:02
They, they, they put them in their little like.
44:05
Crevices there and yeah it's just yeah I agree bro and
44:09
it's overpriced it costs money and they have a sponsor so why
44:14
isn't the sponsor paying for it?
44:16
I don't know man and then.
44:18
I don't know. This whack.
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we have a jean Speed.
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Oh yeah, last but not least,
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jean. Oh close the laptop up.
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You know what time it is.
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You guys, you guys familiar with Waymo,
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we don't like Waymo.
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Remember Kit Kat? Oh yeah,
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they're on the highway now.
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I've seen them on the highway,
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let's, let's roll this video.
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I got something to show y'all what Waymo's up to.
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My Through a crossfire like a shootout with the cops.
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Look at the guy on the floor.
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yep, drove right through it.
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That is dangerous. That's bad.
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I'm I'm sure he's even confused.
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you know, like I'm so chimoso.
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Yeah, there was definitely a passenger.
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drive through the crossfire.
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I wanna see what's going on.
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Crazy mos are. I have you been?
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I haven't done it yet.
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I can't, but like it's scary.
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Like what do you do to jump out of that situation?
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I see where you're going.
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I don't wanna go there.
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There's a fire. Like,
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let me get out of the car right now.
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Like stop it because it's gonna take you to dress,
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it's not aware of the dangers that are happening outside of it
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It's gonna go through like it's like the road is clear
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Cool, fuck the gunfire,
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but I pulled some of the best tweets from it
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the dude on the floor is confused as hell.
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I saw that. He's like,
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Yo, wait, let me stop for a sec.
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their cop car. Like they've called for backup.
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It's like, What the fuck?
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I'd be happy my way more than this,
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yeah, bro. I'd be right.
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not like with the camera like that.
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what's the next one?
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Yeah. Yep, Waymo just gonna squeeze right past you real
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he didn't run the guy over.
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He's just like, bet there's,
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there's room here. The AI didn't detect it legally.
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I, I didn't see anything legal about that,
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dude. What if Waymo was the nosy one?
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They wanted, I know that what's up,
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you know, like going on here or you know how you
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Money if you witness a crime or like what if he's just
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on a side quest to make a bag and he's like let
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me get this. I got like 30 cameras on me got
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it up up front picture and shot of the the the.
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Before somebody uses a waymo to like do a like rob a
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bank and take a waymo somewhere,
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have, has it happened already or no,
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I'm just saying the louvre,
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I mean it's different than a waymo,
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but they, they got up there and a little ladder and
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everything. Do they have license plates?
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They aren't they Porsches?
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Porsches, I thought they're Mustangs.
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Those are nice cars.
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OK, well that's the show.
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We'll keep an eye out for these crazy waymos,
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but,, thank you guys for tuning in.
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Sorry we keep switching up the days on you for the shoot
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but crazy time of the year,
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circle back on everything and close the loop and touch base and
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sorry, Carlos for the,
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the little HR skit I did for you.
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I hope that you know we're still cool,
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it's ever seen that from the blog.
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Oh, it's for the waymo.
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Sorry. Alright y'all,
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well, we'll see you guys soon.
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but if you're catching,
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just the end of this,
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make sure you check out the full episode on our YouTube and
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M.tv later on today.
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I'm Alejandro and I'm Jenny.
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She's in the corner.
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Bye. Take care guys,
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and we'll see you guys on the next one.
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Bye. So show tomorrow.
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