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Mi Gente Latino | LAX Chaos & Chappell Roan Blacklisted | Ep. 5

March 26, 2026
This week, our crew dives into airport chaos, Chappell Roan being blacklisted in Brazil, and we celebrate our very own Dominican Man on becoming a finalist at the Shorty Awards.
Show transcript
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There it is. Stop.
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Oh my God. See,
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there are very few men on this earth that deserve to be
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mic'd up. Dominican man Gene Fernandez is one of those.
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Thank you guys. Mr Welcome guys.
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Welcome to Mi Gente Latino.
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We're happy to be here with you guys again.
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Thank you all for listening.
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What's up Chad Gene Tamokio Jenny and Daniela and how you guys
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doing? What's up?
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Any cheese, man,
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on the,,
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what you got for me?
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What you got going on?
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Wait guys, sorry,
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can you hear me?
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Yeah, OK, I have a microphone.
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No way. Yeah,
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what happened? I got an email this morning.
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That I wasn't expecting.
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So I kind of wanted to check it out.
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Is that, is that OK?
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Yeah, it's breaking news.
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This is breaking news.
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So It said,
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congratulations. You are a finalist at the 18th annual Shorty Awards
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Shorty Awards, yes.
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Oh my God, what?
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What video? That's what I want to find out.
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Oh my goodness, that deserves a round of applause.
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Oh, that's nuts.
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Which one, which we submitted,
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we submitted how many?
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We submitted 3. We submitted.
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Wait, so we're about to find out right now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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we submitted Sage. We submitted as a brand,
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and then we submitted as Dominican man.
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OK, here we are finding out now.
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We're finding out now.
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It was tough. There was a lot,
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lots and lots of people,
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dude. I bang very impressive shows on there,
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so vertical video series,
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short form.,
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I think, I think we went for comedy.
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There it is. Stop.
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Oh my God. Congratulations.
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Congrats, Jean. See,
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well, thank you.
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See you guys. See,
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this is crazy. Is that more validation than you need?
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Well, the whole,
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the whole way that video went down is insane,
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Liam. You know we didn't go there for that.
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We got to break down who you're up against right now.
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You're up against John fucking Mulaney with a Netflix special,
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Girl Room from Amazon Prime.
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Logitech, Jimmy Kimmel.
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Yes, Jimmy Kimmel,
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the rabbit hole, bro.
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You're up against John Mulaney and Jimmy Kimmel John Hernandez.
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Gene, this is crazy,
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dude. Guys, and you know what's so crazy,
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like I told you guys,
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we went there for one thing and ended up doing that just
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for fun. And yeah,
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I remember the first part of the day being like,
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Yo, that was,
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that was so bad.
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Like I think we should go do something else to make up
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for it. And damn,
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we should make it known that this man,
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I'm sorry, I don't want to put you on blast.
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No, it's all.
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OK, this man has mad impostor syndrome,
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mad impostor syndrome, and we just keep telling him like,
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Yo, dude, you're fucking hilarious.
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You're hilarious. You're naturally like,
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dude, people have come to the studio,
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literally people like, and,
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and they're like, Hey,
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yo, that guy,
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like your ideas, everything,
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like just naturally. There are,
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there are a few men,
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and I mean this with my full heart and chest,
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there are very few men on this earth that deserve to be
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mic'd up. There are very few.
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Dominican man Gene Fernandez is one of those.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Thank you guys. Is this more validation than you need?
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We keep trying to get him to do stand-up,
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guys. We keep trying to up,
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up, up, stand up.
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I'm gonna do a tight 5 here.
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OK, wait, wait,
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wait, wait. So what is a tight 5?
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Is that what it's called?
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What if you win?
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Like you have to give us,
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so here's no. I gotta give a speech too.
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So what the situation is,
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is we are now invited to the gala and the award show
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in New York City.
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Hey. Bro, wait,
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wait, wait, wait.
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So I gotta, I gotta suit up for this Dominican man
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Hogwarts video. Like,
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yo, we're going to New York.
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You gotta put on a tux and bring the wand.
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No way, I'm gonna bring it out on stage.
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Oh my God, Gene.
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Yo, this is all right,
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now, now I'm getting a little nervous.
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Why it's getting too real.
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Yeah, it's getting too real.
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We're definitely not going to win.
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John Mulaney's up against us.
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So yo, bro,
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no, no, no,
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it's all funny games until we get called and I get up
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and, and, and I'm nervous and then,
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you know, and do you know the rules about how to
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I have to give a speech or no?
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You have 5 words.
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What would your 5 words be?
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I have one. Oh,
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what would it be?
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I know black-eyed Dominican.
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Oh, that's sugar.
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I know black eye Dominican.
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I know white eye Dominican.
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Dominican man will continue to investigate at 6.
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No 5 words. What the latino.
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Can you sneak another word in?
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What's good is if it's in Spanish they won't know how many
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words they won't know 5 word to makes it bro we know
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queloquez 1 damn this shit just,
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it got real,
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man. It got real.
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Also you have to envision these 5 words.
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You just beat John Mulaney and Jimmy Kimmel,
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who has a prime time.
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Well, I didn't beat them.
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I'm going against them.
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Let's. Listen, you know I'm a crazy manifester.
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You beat them, OK?
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You get on that stage.
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You have 5 words.
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You're looking them in the eye while you say this.
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I got to say something in Spanish because the video,
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the video has to do with people saying Spanish words and as
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spells. So I feel like I got to keep it on
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brand., damn,
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5 words is tough though.
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Mommy, pappy, how many videos?
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I can't get 5 people shout outs.
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7 videos. Wait,
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can you click on the video?
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Which one was it?
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Oh no. You know,
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that was the, the walking.
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Oh my God, Gene,
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look, read some of the,
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read some of this.
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Yo, me too has always had a clear understanding of its
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audience. Our community lives at the intersection of culture,
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nostalgia, and comedy.
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They grew up on franchise like Harry Potter.
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I had so much fun that day and that was like the
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beginning of me going out and doing stuff because yo Liam,
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you remember it was dragging that day like I would not go
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up to people it was like and then I get I get
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into I got into like a little rhythm that day and then
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you know the second.
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The Second time around of that part two of that video,
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I definitely had way more fun and I feel like even with
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the videos now, like I go up to people now like
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I, you guys saw in Miami,
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I don't care no,
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there's a certain part of,
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you know, when I'm working where I'm just like,
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yo, that's it,
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like I gotta do it.
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Wow dude, we're so proud of you.
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I appreciate it man and obviously I wouldn't be able to do
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none of that with you guys.
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You guys stay pushing me,
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telling me I'm gonna end up on a.
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I'm gonna end up doing stand up and see myjo de yevadu
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you know that,
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right? You know,
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I think you're the only one that gets in your way.
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And it's, and that's what it,
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it's a little heartbreaking to see that you have so much.
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I hate saying that you have potential,
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right, but I'm doing.
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I know you're when you met me from when you guys met
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me because I don't want you to feel insulted,
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you know, I'm out here.
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I'm trying. It's you and then it's you,
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so you got to let you get out of the way for
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you to, we're doing it,
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we're doing it, but we're doing it.
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You're doing it, doing it.
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I'm gonna keep pushing and yo,
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if we beat them,
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Liam, yo, New York,
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we gotta go to New York.
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I gotta, I gotta accept like an award and shit.
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I, yeah, yeah,
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that's cool. That's crazy.
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I'm, I'm gonna,
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you already know I'm gonna shout out the team here.
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That's what I'm gonna waste my five words on everybody back here
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back home, like that's really sweet,
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Jane. What would I be doing?
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I'd be flipping burgers back home if I wasn't here,
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so. But,
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I don't want to hijack too much,
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but. All right guys,
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so how are you guys doing?
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What's, what's, what's going on?
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You guys got any chisme for me like Well,
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I am going out of town on a bachelorette this
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this week,
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and I'm not looking forward to,
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well, they say it's a hoax,
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but I don't know with the,
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the TSA lines at LAX.
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I know there's a lot of,
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a lot of other ports that are affected by the long TSA
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lines, but I'm like wondering what time should I get there
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But then I have TikTok telling me,
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you know what, There are no lines,
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but then there's other people that there might be lines,
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so I'm kind of scared.
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How bad do you want to make it to the bachelorette?
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I would love to make it to this bachelorette,
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yes, to be safe,
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get there early. I think I am in our father's honor
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and I think our fathers all at this table would agree
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This is true.
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Get there early, Jenny.
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Yes, you're right there early.
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You're right. You are right.
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And you know what?
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Everyone's going to arrive at Latino time,
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bro. I've been,
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I've been at the airport,
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I swear to God,
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like 6 hours before the flight.
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I don't that what you mean,
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not me. This is when I was under the control of
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my parents. Obviously,
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you know, I pushed it to the limit.
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I got a TSA precheck.
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Like I will, I will,
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I will. I have been the last person boarding and people
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are waiting for me to get on.
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I have been that person.
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You ever seen that last person getting on the plane and,
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and then they close the doors?
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Yeah, I, I've been that person,
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but growing up, yo,
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my mom would, we would get there like 5 hours and
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literally. I'm like sitting in the airport just like you like
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there's nothing else to do,
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you know what though?
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I, I actually really enjoy just sitting at the airport.
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I enjoy that time just,
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you know, let's go have a little drink,
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you know. Have you ever boarded a flight lit?
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It's the best. I get,
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I would get scared.
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I'm like going to throw up everywhere.
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I hate throw up,
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so I'm like, me too.
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I hate it. I cry when I,
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when I idea of it,
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but anything of it.
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That's why I don't drink.
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Yeah, no, same,
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I always cry when I throw up.
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I'm sorry guys. I know what we're talking about on a
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flight back from Vegas,
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there was a kid that obviously spent the whole night out.
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Yo, the plane starts taking off,
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you know, like that's.
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The worst time to get up.
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He gets up and I just hear the stando.
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I know like during takeoff,
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bro, the plane's like this at that time.
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I'm like, Yo,
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that vomit's either coming back in your face or on you.
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Oh my goodness. But well,
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let's also talk about,
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dude, what else is going on at the airports.
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I've been seeing ICE agents there and it's honestly,
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dude, just when I think,
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just when I thought things couldn't get any worse,
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I'm like, why?
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Also, there, there's a lot to unpack,
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like so much. They're getting paid and TSA agents aren't.
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Which is like mind boggling,
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but you know. We're in a government shutdown right now.
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in addition,
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we have seen there was one detention that happened while
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someone was trying to go through TSA.
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So yes, they are doing the ICE,
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but they're doing the job of ICE,
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not the job of TSA,
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if you got my gist,
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and I will say the internet is doing their thing
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right now collectively because in an airport we're seeing them have to
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Take their masks off.
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And so the internet has made it their mission to capture every
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single person's face, put it online,
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and let the internet do its thing.
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And you are seeing comment sections blow up because they're like,
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holy shit, that's my cousin.
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Holy shit, that's being exposed.
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And you know what,
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these people, these people are signing up thinking,
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you know what, no one's going to know who I am
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But at the end of the day.
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There's consequences. Well,
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there's consequences when their masks are off.
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There's consequences that when their masks are off now,
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and there will be in the future when I hope our children
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get to read history books.
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I hope that's still a thing when we all have kids,
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but when these people are in the history books for the atrocities
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they have done, when they're,
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these are the same TikTok videos that are going to be screenshotted
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and put into history books with first and last name because they
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are absolutely guilty. No verguenza oh dude on my fam mm
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Oh no, no,
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no, no, no.
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Yeah, you are cut off,
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and I am sorry.
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It's, you know,
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it's like even. From our own people too to be in
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it all the pictures I've seen on Twitter is like people making
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fun of them. It's like,
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yo, you have a fucking AK-47 at an airport and you're
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you're not helping the lines move along.
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You can't check passports,
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so you're just standing around just haciendonada,
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you know, it's like.
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Well, pivoting. What are y'all watching?
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That was a very,
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I mean, I gave,
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I gave this show,
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even though I know the ending and,
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and what happens,,
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the love story of,
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of JFK,.
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And I'm, I,
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I fuck with it,
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you know, I like seeing New York in the 90s.
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It's interesting, right?
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Like the whole dumb fighting and the love story,
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JFK,. What do you think about it?
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Have you been watching it?
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Have you seen it?
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Or yeah, I'm watching it with my dad who was actually
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a really, really big fan of the Kennedy family.
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My,, and he's been very nostalgic watching it,
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and obviously it's kind of a funny thing to watch with one's
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Colombian father,,
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but he and I are having a great time,
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and I am a sucker for cheesiness.
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I I love the story and Tona Tia is one of my
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favorite characters on the show.
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I think he's such a talented actor,
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and I just can't wait to see what he does next.
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Me too, dude,
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honestly, I know we did some research on him.
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And the fact that this man came from West Covina,
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where I'm from, and graduated a year after me at our
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rival high school, West Covina High School,
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dude, that is dope.
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I'm like 6 to 6 Kings of Cameron.
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No, we're the kings of Cameron,
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South Hills, but I'm just kidding.
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No, but no,
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that's honestly just seeing someone like Be on a show like that
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From where I came from,
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that gives me so much fucking hope.
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I want to go back to acting because the truth,
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like that's really cool.
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I'm so freaking proud.
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Also seeing the character that he plays,
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who was such an integral part of that,
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Carolyn's life,,
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was a Latino designer who actually once worked at Calvin Klein in
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the 90s and then formed his own career and I don't want
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to spoil the, the series too much,
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but stuck by Caroline's side essentially and that's Tonaia gets to play
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and I just love to see Latino flowers getting Latino designers
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getting their flowers because again we've always been in these spaces.
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It's just the media and different people have chosen to not highlight
15:46
us, to not raise us up and and put us in
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elevated spaces. So it's so awesome to see that representation through
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the storyline. Oh,
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for sure, I can't wait to.
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I'm, I'm on episode 2,
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but I cannot wait to get my thing.
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The show, my takeaway is damn,
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everybody was smoking in the 90s.
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Everybody was smoking cigarettes,
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yo, elevator in the,
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in the meeting, in the bathroom,
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light that bulb like what else?
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What else did I chain smoker for?
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Oh, paparazzi, they were different back then.
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Yo, these motherfuckers was in dumpsters to get that shot,
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and this is before the internet.
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They was doing it for the love of the game,
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the battery part. I showed you that.
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But speaking of paparazzi.
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We got to address what the Internet is talking about.
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Chapel rolling. What's good?
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What that's the one that dresses well,
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she's, she's super talented,
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super talented, super,
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super talented,,
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what do you, how do you guys feel about that?
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Like well, I mean,
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I heard, I heard,
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then I heard like security guard or something,
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and then she came out and was like,
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oh, he wasn't,
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that's not my security guard.
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I mean that's that's kind of hard,
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tough to believe like the,
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this,,
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soccer player, what's his name.
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It is soccer I can't say,
17:02
I can't say, I don't know his name.
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I can't see what's is it up here.
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It's a soccer player.
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he's a Brazilian soccer player,
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Brazilian soccer player,,
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I, but so his stepdaughter,
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because biologically it's Jude Law's daughter,
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right, and,,
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I know that he,
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that she's also, what,
17:24
what's the woman's called,
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the chapo Jorgino. Brasileiro Brazilian soccer star.
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Yes, and then his wife,
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that's, that's the daughter,
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that's biologically like the wife's daughter,
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right? Yeah, yeah,
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yeah, it's through,
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so his, his current wife has a,
17:46
he has a stepchild who ends up being Jude Law's biological daughter
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from his first marriage with the,
17:53
the, the, his current wife,
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the soccer player's current wife.
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So I think it was like like Jaqueria to get a sign
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or whatever, meet her like at a,
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at a restaurant or a breakfast setting,
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and,, I think the security guard came back to
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the table and like berated the parents and the little girl.
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Like, damn, was that really that necessary?
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Yeah, so it wasn't against paparazzi,
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it was against a fan fan exactly,
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so my thoughts,
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my initial thoughts is.
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I get, I totally get paparazzi getting out of hand with
18:29
these. I, I,
18:29
I understand that how they make their money,
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but no, it's,
18:33
is, is buso ave to these people that are people too
18:38
celebrities are people,
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so I get their frustration.
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I recently saw a video with Rosalia,
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you know, Pobrescia,
18:45
she was walking through the street and then the proper.
18:48
He kept harassing her and she's just trying to live her life
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so I get it with chaperone too fans dude and I
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get a fans. I get it sometimes they do like with
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the Bad Bunny incident where he threw the girl's phone.
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It's like, you know,
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you got to give people their space.
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I get that, but it's a little girl.
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It's a little girl and And I know Chaperone has had a
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history. I mean,
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as the as the stepdad he went online,
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right, on, on IG and like complained.
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So yeah, this has escalated to a whole another level to
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where the the mayor of Rio Janeiro has now spoken out and
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unwelcome Chaperone from ever performing for as long as he is in
19:35
leadership banter. Essentially,
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to whatever his capacity is,
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is that happening, so she fumbled the bag.
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How big is that bag?
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How big is that?
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So let me explain to you the gravity of this situation.
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Brazilian fans are Some of the most amazing coveted fans of the
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world when it comes to fandoms.
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I mean, Brazilian fans are the reason Madonna was able to
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pull off a world record,
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I believe, and bring out 1 million people to the streets
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of Brazil to see her perform live.
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Brazil is where artists go to make history,
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to, to really like elevate their.
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Their artistry to a different level and you know I think
20:24
on that side of things it is unfortunate that this has escalated
20:29
to where she acted in a way that upset so many people
20:33
and disrespected a community and a culture so much that she's not
20:38
welcome there and I applaud them for standing their ground there because
20:43
come to our. Country,
20:44
come to our, our culture.
20:47
Respect us. Don't just come because you're,
20:50
you're coming to fill up the bank account,
20:52
and I get it.
20:53
I agree there should be very big boundaries between,
20:58
a, a,
20:58
a woman especially and the paparazzi,
21:01
because let's be real,
21:01
most paparazzi are men,
21:03
and they can get weird.
21:05
They can get very bus,
21:06
abusive, aggressive, aggressive,
21:09
sorry. Aggressive and there's physical boundaries that you need to,
21:12
that's why people have to hire security guards like she and her
21:15
team have done. But when it comes to your fandom,
21:18
there are better ways to,
21:21
to, to communicate that you need space.
21:23
And you know, you do have fans who are young girls
21:28
who look up to you.
21:29
And if it doesn't matter if it's the daughter of a famous
21:33
celebrity because I can.
21:35
Promise you this would be nowhere near that if she wasn't an
21:39
epo baby with all due respect,
21:42
but like be a nice person,
21:43
that's the gist of this and respect our cultures and countries when
21:47
you come to perform because this is not the first time.
21:51
And she is,,
21:52
Chaperon is known for being very rude to fans and it was
21:56
a security guard. So then she was like,
21:58
I think she came out and was like,
21:59
yeah, that wasn't my security guard.
22:01
So a random dude defended your honor in another country out of
22:06
nowhere and I get that shit up and like I,
22:09
like I, like we said,
22:11
I get it sometimes fans do get out of hand.
22:15
There has been instances,
22:17
you know what I mean?
22:19
sometimes there's unexplainable things that happen.
22:22
Let's talk about Kiki Palmer and the,
22:24
and the proposal, you know,
22:26
it's a little, oh shoot,
22:27
you know. So,
22:28
yeah, I get it.
22:29
Sometimes, you know,
22:30
things need to be de-escalated.
22:33
This is a little girl we're talking about.
22:35
And Chapa Rowan has had a history of being very rude.
22:41
So if you are in a place of fame,
22:44
learn to change your attitude.
22:47
There are times where you could pop off.
22:51
But sometimes, I'm sorry,
22:52
there's no explanation to be rude to a little girl.
22:54
That's it. Wait,
22:55
she did respond. So I'm just going to tell my half
22:57
of the story of what happened today with our mother and child
23:01
who were involved with a security guard who is not my personal
23:04
security, she said.
23:05
I didn't even see a woman and a child.
23:09
no one came up to me.
23:10
No one bothered me.
23:11
I was just sitting at,
23:13
at breakfast in my hotel.
23:17
I did not ask the security guard to go up
23:19
and talk to this mother and child.
23:20
She continued, they did not come up to me.
23:22
They weren't doing anything.
23:24
You stopped, so they made it all up,
23:27
yeah, that shit up,
23:27
and then he went on like IG and put in a story
23:30
and like, yeah,
23:31
I don't think, I don't think,
23:33
somebody's lying.
23:34
I don't know, but Timothy Chalamet's PR team is working fucking
23:38
overtime right now because,
23:40
you know what we all forgot about?
23:42
No, you know what we all forgot about Balleret,
23:45
the ballerinas and opera houses.
23:47
Now we're all shitting on Chapel Rowan.
23:49
So,, it's a handoff the problem handoff to the
23:52
bots. They shouldn't be canceled.
23:55
Just change your attitudes.
23:57
I mean, that's all.
23:58
Change your attitudes, banned from the,
23:59
yeah, change and change.
24:01
I hope this is a lesson to both Timothy and Chapel Rin
24:05
Learn how you talk to people.
24:07
Learn how you talk about people,
24:09
and yeah, that's it.
24:11
Don't fumble. Yeah,
24:12
don't fumble. You fumbled.
24:13
They both fumble hard.
24:15
But anyways, guys,
24:17
I think it's time for our favorite segment.
24:19
Per Let's go. I'm down.
24:25
I want to give advice today.
24:26
I'm feeling in an advice mood.
24:30
Hey, migente Latino,
24:31
I need advice. I'm dating this awesome girl.
24:35
we're, we're hitting things off,
24:36
but then she hit me with,
24:38
I need to lose weight.
24:39
I need to lose weight is what she told me,
24:41
and I, I,
24:42
you know, I wanna improve myself and stuff,
24:43
but,, that,
24:45
that kind of hurt a lot.
24:45
I don't know what's gonna happen in the future.
24:47
So, you know,
24:48
what do I do?
24:48
Do I, do I work out?
24:50
Do I get in the gym?
24:50
Do I get fit,
24:52
or am I gonna disappoint this girl?
24:54
All right, let me know.
24:55
I need invite. My best advice is leave the girl.
25:01
That is not, I'm sorry.
25:04
Trust me, if they aren't happy with,
25:08
with the way you are,
25:09
that's not your person.
25:10
I'm always like a burger away from going up 5 pounds or
25:13
going down, so like I wouldn't be able to deal with
25:16
somebody like that. Like you're gonna.
25:17
You're gonna hate me like half of the month because sometimes I
25:20
lock in, sometimes I let go,
25:23
and so it's like,
25:24
yeah, yeah, I don't think anyone you're saying should be
25:26
commenting on what you eat,
25:28
what you drink,,
25:30
what your body looks like.
25:32
I think,,
25:33
you know, depending like if you're married and if your spouse
25:37
is concerned because you,
25:38
your health is, is like noticeably deteriorating,
25:43
then sure, that's what's different,
25:46
but he A man dares to tell me anything about my body
25:52
my weight, my food choices,
25:55
bye, you're not worthy of that.
25:57
You're not, you're not my mom.
25:59
You're not my doctor.
26:00
Yeah, avoid, avoid the divorce,
26:01
player. Yeah, no,
26:04
definitely, it's happened to me before,
26:06
and the truth, at the end of the day,
26:09
like, the only people I care,
26:11
their opinions are the people that love me,
26:13
and they would never,
26:14
they would never. I go up and down and waist sizes
26:19
baby, like,
26:19
yeah, and at the end of the day,
26:21
those people, you know their intentions.
26:24
You know their intentions,
26:25
and if they're like,
26:26
oh, you know,
26:26
like for your health because like you said,
26:29
deteriorating or any of that involving your well-being,
26:33
that's different, then I want you to look good for me
26:38
for me, not for you.
26:39
Have you guys had family doing it,
26:40
do it at all?
26:42
Have you had family?
26:43
Oh yeah. Yeah,
26:45
I recently lost a lot of weight,
26:47
and I, every time I see family,
26:50
oh. My God,
26:52
you are so skinny.
26:55
How did you do it?
26:57
And I'm like, I worked out.
27:00
No, but like how like.
27:02
Oh no, I didn't take Ozempic.
27:04
Like, shut up.
27:05
I don't want to talk with you about this.
27:07
With all due respect,
27:08
I was going through something.
27:10
I gained some weight,
27:11
and oh my God,
27:13
I got a crazy text once from this girl in college.
27:16
Actually, I might be able to share that screenshot because yes
27:21
I was noticeably like gaining weight and going through changes because
27:25
a young woman's body goes through that and.
27:29
This girl, after I had left the college I was at
27:33
texted me out of nowhere.
27:34
No, hello, no,
27:35
how are you? Actually,
27:37
can I try to pull up because tell me if I'm crazy
27:40
for overreacting. Hey,
27:42
wait, no, I had a question.
27:45
How did you find the motivation to get moving again and feel
27:48
better about yourself? Like in terms of end of last year
27:52
and where you are now,
27:54
body-wise, LinkedIn assholes,
27:56
get that shit out of here.
27:56
What is that supposed to mean?
27:58
Like, like, oh,
27:59
I, I noticed you,
28:01
you're skinny again. How'd you do it?
28:03
And why did she,
28:04
why'd she even think you felt bad about yourself before?
28:06
I don't know, but,
28:08
in the text thread,
28:09
I did not respond.
28:12
No, can I answer?
28:13
Can I answer for you?
28:14
No, this is,
28:15
this is a long time.
28:17
No, why was I gonna respond to that?
28:19
I don't know what she's going through,
28:20
where she's deflecting her insecurities onto me.
28:24
It is not my responsibility to be your therapist,
28:26
girl. You can figure that out on yourself.
28:29
Don't bring that to me.
28:30
And that's my response to your girlfriend,
28:33
to whoever called, and,
28:35
yeah, yeah,
28:37
because he sounds like a nice guy.
28:38
Like, I'm like,
28:39
dude, like at the end of the day,
28:40
like that's, I'm sorry,
28:42
that is not your person.
28:43
Like if they can't accept you for you,
28:46
mm mm. Did you guys watch,
28:48
did you guys watch Love Is Blind this year?
28:50
Yes, and the girl that,
28:52
oh my God, oh,
28:53
I'm, I can only on Love Is Blind.
28:55
Like that reminds me of this episode of Love Is Blind where
28:58
he was like, oh,
28:59
you know, it's because I'm used to like going out with
29:02
girls that work out.
29:06
What the fuck does that supposed to mean?
29:08
And there's people that work out that have all different types and
29:11
I'm used to going out with like respectful men,
29:15
yeah, like, and it's just like,
29:17
dude, it be the people that look.
29:19
It'd be the people that like look like whatevers that telling you
29:22
that shit, you know,
29:23
like I'm sorry. Like it's like I'm sorry,
29:26
I'm getting a little too my family,
29:28
yo, with me,
29:29
with me be my family,
29:30
I'm like, yo,
29:31
you should be the last one talking shit.
29:32
Have you seen the way you're built and you're telling me to
29:35
watch what I eat and that you used to look like a
29:38
million bucks back then?
29:39
Like, bro, you don't look like a million bucks now
29:41
brother, like.
29:42
You could barely those buttons on your pants are about to,
29:45
you know, kill somebody like,
29:48
but see now you're going bam for band.
29:50
Oh yeah, cause I'm like,
29:51
yo, I don't need you pointing it out every time you
29:53
see me. Like every family function is the same jokes and
29:56
it's the same shit,
29:57
the same buoyas, and it's like,
29:58
I bet player, like I'm gonna,
30:01
I'm gonna come for you too,
30:02
bro. Like you're on your 8th wife like.
30:07
But yeah. So,
30:09
all I can say is,
30:12
whoever you are,
30:13
thank you so much for,
30:14
for sending us a message,
30:15
but all I can say is I,
30:18
I went from a,
30:21
you shouldn't eat that to a.
30:24
Damn, baby, you look sexy today.
30:26
That's all I can say,
30:28
and I am glad for that,
30:30
and I feel at home.
30:32
So. There's a chick out there for you that's gonna love
30:36
you the way that you are.
30:36
So, say tooodles.
30:39
Pack her up so you can take that or leave it.
30:45
Yo, there's been a lot of pendejadas going on in the
30:48
world, but I think,
30:51
we have,
30:51
we found the pendejos of,
30:53
of the week this week.
30:56
you mind bringing them in?
30:58
Are you familiar? Do you know who they are?
30:59
No, I don't know anything going on behind me.
31:03
So Taylor, Frankie,
31:05
Paul, and Dakota Morgenson.
31:08
Both of y'all are our pendejos of the week.
31:12
So they do, dude,
31:16
it is, it is chaos because,
31:21
the Bachelorette,
31:23
the new season was just about to drop when something else dropped
31:29
Which is a video that went viral of the bachelorette who
31:34
the, the, the woman that was about to be the
31:36
bachelorette. I see her billboard yep,
31:39
the Kawabunga. So her ex,
31:42
right, her ex,
31:44
also the father of her children,
31:46
I would imagine, right?
31:48
The father, I don't know if he's the father of one
31:50
of them, OK,
31:51
maybe with the ex.
31:54
He dropped a video.
31:56
Of her physically like hitting him,
32:00
throwing chairs, and he was filming all this and
32:06
the reason why I,
32:08
you know, they're both pendejos is because it's a you can
32:12
clearly see it's both sides you can see that it's an abusive
32:16
toxic relationships not the first time and pobrecitos los ninos the kids
32:23
I think one of the chairs,
32:25
no pegola Nina, she threw a stool.
32:29
I don't know if it hit the little girl or was about
32:32
to hit the little girl.
32:34
So you know this is just chaotic.
32:38
The bachelorette. Didn't end up going live.
32:43
I think they canceled it.
32:44
All the shooting, even the,
32:46
the, the, the men that were in the show,
32:49
you know, they have all the men,
32:51
the contestants, they were upset because they didn't get their.
32:55
They're they're 15. Well,
32:57
they didn't get the show up.
32:58
They didn't get any of that.
33:00
Like they never went like.
33:02
They had to return them,
33:03
yep, I mean,
33:05
not only that, it's just like,
33:06
yo, the network lost millions of dollars,
33:10
brands in, in the show too that are counting on it
33:16
They saved millions of dollars with a lawsuit of a woman
33:18
and this is true,
33:20
a mother who I imagine this dropping in the middle of the
33:23
season, allegedly, you know,
33:26
being caught maltreating both of their daughters,
33:31
and I'm not just pointing out the woman.
33:32
I think it's the father,
33:36
how, how is he a pendejo because the video that I
33:40
saw was him getting attacked.
33:43
So, so it is.
33:46
So he chose to drop.
33:48
He saved the video,
33:50
right? It looks like he saved it to drop it,
33:54
right now, right to sell it,
33:56
to post it. But here's the thing,
33:58
a lot of people in the comments were saying that this energy
34:03
was reciprocated, was reciprocated.
34:06
So elen. They were saying el tambien like like he,
34:11
he would has he filed because there is a child involved is
34:15
where I think his way,
34:18
and I understand when you're a parent or when you're in a
34:21
situation where there is abuse involved you are desperate to get your
34:24
story out there, so you resort to the quickest way and
34:27
the courts and the police and private investigators and child protective services
34:31
can't always uphold timeliness so.
34:35
I understand the mentality of,
34:37
I have a platform,
34:38
I have an avail like a a way to get my story
34:41
out there quick and fast,
34:43
but at the end of the day,
34:44
this child is going to grow up.
34:46
Because knowing this story about her parents is up there and it's
34:52
for public debate and interpretation,
34:55
so I think, you know,
34:57
selling this to TMZ is a choice.
34:59
I read on the blogs that on the,
35:00
on the other show she was on,
35:01
like, yo, she's been like unhinged.
35:04
Well, she was the Mormon wife,
35:05
yeah, she's been on.
35:07
She has those eyes.
35:08
I'm just saying, let me see that picture again.
35:10
Yeah, those guys scared me.
35:11
I'm like, yo,
35:12
chill. Well, yeah,
35:13
she was in the Mormon wives.
35:15
No, no, no.
35:15
The, the first picture when he loaded it.
35:17
Oh yeah, the first one.
35:19
Yeah, but to drop this right when her bachelorette season is
35:22
about to come out,
35:23
it was definitely him,
35:24
right? Can like who else would drop a video like that
35:27
though, right? Or he sold it.
35:29
You can clearly see the relationship is toxica from both ends.
35:32
Stop being petty. Put your child first.
35:35
Get this in front of a judge and deal with it like
35:39
grown adults. 3 years later,
35:41
3 years later, and your daughter.
35:43
She is 3 years older and she's more aware and hyper aware
35:47
I'm sure of the chaos going on at home right now.
35:50
I don't know. I always think of the children.
35:52
I feel tambien maybe lana saba.
35:55
I have the video of you.
35:57
I'm going to do it.
35:58
I'm going to kind of,
35:59
I don't know. This is just speculation,
36:02
but I can see how,
36:04
you know, this video maybe was used to.
36:08
And like I'm going to do it,
36:09
you know, like the whole season.
36:10
I'm like, Yo,
36:10
I'm going to drop it.
36:11
wait, wait, I got you.
36:13
I got you. I'm gonna get it.
36:14
I'm gonna get back.
36:14
Watch. It's just a toxic relationship,
36:17
but honestly, I feel like both of them are pendejos.
36:21
I think her for,
36:22
for, for, for getting for physically assaulting.
36:27
Him and him for bringing that to light for everyone to see
36:34
and not being, not thinking about the kids.
36:37
So I know you said that the bachelors are going to have
36:39
to return their podcast,
36:40
but damn, people quit their jobs to be on that show
36:42
I know. You hear people like,
36:44
how long did they imagine if we shot a bunch of stuff
36:48
and then it never came to light.
36:49
It's like, yo,
36:50
I quit my job.
36:51
Like I quit my job for this shit.
36:53
Like, yo, I was a teacher and I blew the
36:54
whole half a year filming this show.
36:56
That's and I'm never going to see the light of the day
36:58
light of day, damn.
37:01
And, and somebody won it,
37:02
right? Like somebody,
37:03
like I, I think it will come out,
37:05
but like I don't know,
37:06
like they're gonna have to clean it up.
37:08
Or do you think the show ever sees the light of day
37:12
I think so.
37:13
I think they figure it out and they eventually,
37:16
yeah, they will drop it,
37:18
but what do you think.
37:21
Does it ever gets pulled from the shelf or they drop it
37:25
No, ABC has really good lawyers that isn't involved forever
37:31
We, I guess we'll have to see.
37:34
All right, well,
37:36
looks like. I had a good time here on the
37:39
pod. Congratulations, Jean.
37:43
What do you want for lunch?
37:44
In and out? Yeah,
37:45
we should do whatever you want for lunch,
37:48
and the company should pay I still can't.
37:50
I still can't. I don't know,
37:52
like, yo, that as that video really.
37:55
Is going against those dudes.
37:57
That's honestly it shows you,
37:59
yeah, it is.
38:01
That makes sense to me.
38:02
I'm not questioning it.
38:03
You've always been a star in our eyes.
38:05
That's why you're in front of the camera.
38:07
All right, so let's come up with the 5 words.
38:12
We're gonna win it.
38:12
So then, so then fuck it,
38:13
we're going to win it then that this cut the cameras.
38:17
This is part of the campaign.
38:18
This is literally, you need to like play into this.
38:21
This is part like market yourself.
38:23
Oh yeah, like I'm going to have the 5 words by
38:25
the end of the day,
38:26
like, and I'm gonna by when Liam,
38:30
I have to lose 10 pounds.
38:34
It's, I think it's,
38:36
May 19th.
38:37
0, and I'll be,
38:39
yo, you gotta get you and Fetty's got to pull up
38:41
You guys got to make a whole thing of it.
38:43
No way. You imagine I have the whole time,
38:44
wait, wait, who's going to New York?
38:47
Who's going to, so just you,
38:48
or are you gonna go with,
38:49
with,,,
38:51
Estelia or who? Oh,
38:52
I don't, I don't know.
38:53
What's the situation with the tickets?
38:55
Can we all go,
38:56
or I'm gonna check the email,
38:58
but, I mean,
38:59
that, that sounds who would I bring?
39:01
I don't know. I don't know.
39:02
Probably my, me and my brother,
39:04
me and my brother and one of the boys.
39:06
I don't know if my,
39:07
my mom, if it's on the weekend,
39:09
I think she's down,
39:10
but she works. But she's got to take the day off
39:12
for you to get.
39:14
This is an award show,
39:15
you know, they ain't about,
39:16
they ain't about that shit,
39:17
man. Oh, well,
39:19
we're proud of you.
39:20
I appreciate it. OK,
39:22
well, thank you guys so much for joining us on Mi
39:25
Gente Latino. We'll be back next week for more.
39:30
Stay tuned and we've got some surprise guests coming.
39:35
So I don't know if y'all wanna,
39:38
wanna,, guess.
39:41
Who it could be,
39:42
get a guess, guess.
39:44
Nah, that's stupid.
39:45
That's cheesy. But,
39:47
thank you guys so much for joining us.
39:49
Stay tuned for more.
39:50
Take care guys. Bye.