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Mi Gente Latino | Ep. 1

February 27, 2026
We’re kicking off the very first episode of Mi Gente Latino and we're coming in hot.
This week, the squad breaks down Benny Blanco’s patas, gets into Pedro's new boo, and helps out a caller who needs love advice.

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Show transcript
00:00
He had a podcast like this,
00:01
but on his couch and homeboy puts up his podcast just black
00:06
like dirty mre like so it's not blanco's.
00:16
Yo, what's up,
00:17
Chad? Welcome to Migente Latino.
00:18
I'm Alejo. Hey,
00:19
and I'm Jenny. I'm Jean and I'm Daniela,
00:23
and we're back.
00:24
But look at what you said.
00:26
We got a little refresh here.
00:28
I don't know if you guys wanna talk a little
00:29
bit about why we have the name Y Latino,
00:31
what inspired it, who inspired it?
00:34
Who inspired it? Well,
00:37
let's give credit where credit is due,
00:38
I agree. Jennifer Lopez,
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Amiga, we know we talk a lot about you.
00:45
It's our job. You get talked about a lot,
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and thanks to an iconic cultural moment,
00:51
unifying moment,,
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it brought us all together.
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there are some things that aren't safe for slack,
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so a group chat was once created.
01:01
And that's all I'll say because we don't want to be HR
01:06
But I mean,
01:07
we keep yapping about the show,
01:08
but let's actually yap about cheese,
01:10
man. Dude, I love cheese man.
01:12
I know you do.
01:12
You bring the best cheese man out to me every day and
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you know, in the chat,
01:16
but what's some cheese meat y'all got?
01:18
What's been brewing on your feet?
01:19
I mean, I,
01:20
I'll start. I'll start.
01:21
I got some cheese,
01:21
man, that just came in hot off the straight out the
01:24
oven., so Cardi B.
01:27
Apparently went berserk at at her SNL rehearsal over a Nicki
01:32
Minaj joke that she wasn't even in.
01:35
So she was rehearsing for,
01:37
you know, she performed at SNL but like a month ago
01:39
I know, I don't know why this news is coming
01:41
out now. It seems very like Nicki Minaj fan like.
01:44
I'm saying someone on someone's team is working overtime because someone is
01:49
clearly selling out to a political party and you know what,
01:52
like. So what if she went berserk?
01:54
I'm pretty sure it was funny.
01:55
Like, I wish I would have been there.
01:56
Did you see it?
01:57
No, no, no,
01:58
there's no footage. DMs allegedly.
02:00
There was no footage,
02:01
but the headline came out.
02:02
It dropped like an hour ago.
02:04
What does berserk mean?
02:05
Like, was she being a diva?
02:06
She was being a diva.
02:07
She was being a diva.
02:08
She like apparently stormed off or made some comments,
02:11
threw some equipment. Is this allegedly,
02:14
allegedly. There's no video,
02:15
he said. No,
02:16
this is TMZ. Yeah,
02:19
what do you even say it's TMZ?
02:20
Yeah, it just came out.
02:22
TMZ does have hits,
02:23
but I will give TMZ their flowers,
02:26
even though they're kind of in a lot of heat right now
02:28
TMZ is a trusted source,
02:31
and no, I like the journalist in me hates me for
02:35
saying that, but when it comes to cheeseme,
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TMZ should be. Trusted.
02:41
TMZ is the first person a publicist will call if they truly
02:46
trust them and they need something to leak.
02:48
You know what TMZ is,
02:49
is the US Flaca,
02:53
right? Yeah. How about the view?
02:57
What is that? They're more commenting about things.
03:00
TMZ is breaking. TMZ knows someone's died before the person has
03:03
even died, bro.
03:04
Speaking of that, man,
03:05
like that's how I found out Kobe died.
03:07
And like it pissed me off because I'm like,
03:09
how does TMZ know that before the family?
03:11
And you know that's people like that sell that information to them
03:14
right? Well,
03:15
I've been on planes where how did you know this actor was
03:18
on this plane with me,
03:19
right? Right now,
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why are you asking for signatures at the gate?
03:22
Somebody sold the manifest and was like,
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Yo, this person's on this flight.
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Wait for him at the gate.
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Get, get all this.
03:28
Cheeseman does sound. And speaking of cheese,
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more cheese man. Speaking of cheese,
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can I actually cut in real quick?
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Cheese, I think a feet,
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like Benny Blanco's feet.
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I'm sorry, but like,
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bro., again,
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I'm sure he's a great human being.
03:44
everyone always has questions about how he ended up with
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Selena Gomez. I'm sure he has a beautiful heart,
03:49
bro, his patas.
03:51
He had a podcast like this,
03:53
but on his couch,
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and homeboy puts up his patas just black,
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like dirty mre, like pata susa stuff.
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I will judge you if you're like that at home inside.
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If I go to your house and I see your feet like
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that and then I see you get into bed.
04:08
Well, my mom would drag me into the shower every time
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I would go outside as a little kid and,
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you know, be a little kid,
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right, connect to nature,
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you know, grounding myself with my feet out.
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She would drag my hair,
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you know, to the shower and,
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and clearly Benny Blanco didn't do that when he was younger.
04:28
No, it's thick.
04:29
The suso under his foot is thick.
04:30
There's a layer, yeah,
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like, like, you know,
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when it snows a little bit and you gotta,
04:34
you can make, you could draw on the,
04:35
you gotta like lick your finger.
04:36
It's like it's not no,
04:37
it's Oh my God,
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but it's just like crazy,
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bro, like because,
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yeah, I'm sure he's like one of those people like,
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Oh, take off your shoes,
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man. It's cool.
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And it's like you walk in the house and you see his
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feet. You're like,
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I'm cleaning your carpet for you.
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I'm cleaning your tiles with my.
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Like I'm good, bro.
04:53
Like you have like some house chime left for me or something
04:56
But how about this?
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I think he was doing it on purpose because look,
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we're talking about that's true.
05:00
You're right. We're yapping about it.
05:01
All right, move on,
05:02
move on, move on.
05:02
I heard he was farting too on the couch.
05:09
OK, so the branding of this new podcast is Sucio is
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like he needs to work on his height.
05:16
I mean, I think he's just like,
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yo, I'm. be gross as hell,
05:18
and I still have a baddie with me.
05:20
I think that's which is so interesting because like she is the
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opposite of dirty clean girl aesthetic is the entire like branding of
05:28
rare and this new era of Selena.
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I won't say it was always clean girl.
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we love Disney Channel Selena and her going out with
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Justin Bieber and then Damage controll came and it was very clean
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and polished and baby pink or peach colors and So I think
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Benny just gives, gives hope to all the socios out there
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Don't be socio.
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You could be a socio and still get a baddie.
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Don't, don't. That's not good to follow.
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That like you shouldn't,
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you shouldn't think that you're socio and you're going to get.
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But if I'm seeing that on Twitter and I'm like,
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damn, he's dating her and he,
06:03
he's aqueroso. Well,
06:05
one more thing about dating,
06:07
and I'll prove you wrong,
06:09
that being a socio does not attract another socio.
06:13
Have you guys seen who Pedro Pascal is supposedly saying right?
06:17
No, I haven't.
06:19
No, no, no,
06:19
those pictures of him.
06:25
So, I've seen photos,
06:27
but I only saw like,
06:29
Wait, but let's talk about that then.
06:31
That's like a TMZ situation because Pedro has never publicly announced,
06:35
you know, come out.
06:37
People are saying that they're out again and stuff with it.
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I don't know. The only reason I feel comfortable speaking about
06:42
it is because now we're seeing them together publicly upon multiple occasions
06:47
and it almost seems,
06:51
Purposeful,,
06:52
it seems like they're trying to soft launch his identity and his
06:56
queerness and that this is an informed decision,
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and I, I don't think it,
07:02
it's not fair to say what his sexual identity is,
07:06
but yeah, that's the he's walking.
07:09
Wait, so why?
07:10
Who's Suso he's in a telenovela.
07:12
Sucio does not attract Suscio.
07:13
They're both beautiful people.
07:16
Do you see hot take.
07:19
They look very alike.
07:20
Yo, stop. I was gonna tell you.
07:24
I was like, dude,
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and for Senor Pascal,
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this does not surprise me.
07:31
Pedro Pascal, if you're listening to this,
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I know you love yourself.
07:35
I know you look at yourself in the mirror for 20 minutes
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every morning when you wake up because why wouldn't you?
07:39
You look like that.
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But this is a fact.
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He loves the. The way he looks,
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he's very comfortable with his appearance,
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and now he's dating someone who kind of looks exactly like him
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supposedly, right?
07:48
That happens a lot actually,
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dude. I feel like people date like like what do you
07:53
mean? My girlfriend's my wife's Filipino.
07:54
Oh no, not people,
07:55
not everybody. But I'm saying like my best friend,
07:59
she's with her husband.
08:00
They look like brother and sister.
08:01
Siblings are dating. Have you guys ever played that game in
08:04
public? Is that the one where he's pinching his butt?
08:07
I know that. That's what I saw on my timeline.
08:11
I'll just say, obviously people are a little bit shocked that
08:15
the little squeeze. People are a little bit shocked that obviously
08:19
he's being seen with a man because he's never spoken out on
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his identity, but I don't think this is much of a
08:27
surprise. Pedro was just casted as a character,
08:31
right? He's going to star in this film with Danny Ramirez
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which is a queer love story.
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And let's be real,
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Hollywood in 2026 is typically not casting an actor who an identity
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character who doesn't relate to the identity that they're portraying,
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at least in some capacity.
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so this honestly might be a strategic move to protect
08:55
his brand as an actor through this,
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you know, development and through this filming process and soft launch
09:01
that because you know that Latinos.
09:05
Still have a hard time accepting sexuality,
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and that's very difficult in Hollywood.
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You should be openly who you are regardless of where of where
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you're from. I'm happy he's enjoying his time with him,
09:17
but what I'm not happy about is,
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damn, somebody's like in a trash can taking them pictures,
09:21
bro. No privacy.
09:23
TMZ, bro. You heard,
09:24
like, damn. Well,
09:25
I'm happy for him though.
09:27
Me too. He looks happy.
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And he's got a hunk of a man.
09:31
Both of them. Well,
09:32
yeah, they do.
09:33
Wouldn't be disappointed. Damn.
09:35
So from Benny Patausa to Pedro Pascal,
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and this is why you should shower because they both look like
09:42
they shower. That's why they're with each other.
09:44
Oh man. And speaking of just thoughts and opinions on things
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we have a segment that I like called Pero Cavaquien,
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right? So we have people send in their,
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you know,
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a voicemail asking for our advice.
09:58
We'll provide that advice and if they want to take it,
10:01
great. If not,
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perocada can, you know,
10:04
we're chiming with our two cents and you guys down?
10:07
Yeah, I'm down.
10:08
I'm down. I love giving my two cents.
10:10
Well, send the voice note,
10:11
so let's take a listen.
10:12
I've been known for giving out good advice.
10:14
OK. Hey guys,
10:16
OK, I need a little bit of advice on
10:18
this one. I just got out of a relationship,
10:21
3 year relationship. And I have somewhat developed a crush on
10:27
one of my friends.
10:29
I've known him for about a year.
10:31
He's got a hell of a mustache.
10:33
Shorter than me, which is a little spooky,
10:35
but,, yeah,
10:37
I, you know,
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I'm thinking about leaving and like moving out of the town that
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I'm living in.,
10:43
and it's one thing on my bucket list to,
10:45
to kiss him before I move.
10:49
And I'm honestly just like a little bit of a coward and
10:52
like kind of scared to make a first move like if it's
10:55
gonna ruin, if it's gonna ruin the friendship,
10:58
ruin the tour,,
10:59
yeah, I honestly just need some advice of like either how
11:02
to handle rejection or just like go for it.
11:05
And one last thing,
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Who is this?
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I like. I,
11:13
I have a guess,
11:13
but so do I.
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But,, I think,
11:16
this queen needs to buy a,
11:18
a stepping stool for my short king and give him that,
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that kiss before she leaves.
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I think that's the greenest flag about him is that he's short
11:27
They're safer. Stepping stool,
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you said, so you said yes.
11:29
He needs a little stool,
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yeah, because she says she's taller than him.
11:33
Get him eye level then get him a little stool.
11:35
Well, she didn't,
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did she say taller than him or that he's just kind of
11:38
a short. Wait,
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she's shorter, he's shorter.
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So is she going to a kiss kiss or a little forehead
11:44
kiss? Like, stool and you get the stepping stool,
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I would, I would be down.
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You know what, 12th banger.
11:54
Just go. Also,
11:56
she mentioned that she's moving.
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So girl, this is your,
12:00
this is your time to dabble,
12:02
OK. Also, if you don't like him,
12:05
you don't have to be too attached because you're about to hit
12:07
the. Road. Now protect yourself because if you do like
12:11
him, then he needs to be able to hit the road
12:13
with you. I mean,
12:14
don't move too fast.
12:16
You know. No,
12:16
she just got single though.
12:18
But yeah, so over the 3 years,
12:20
she's been single for 1 year,
12:20
no? Is that what it was?
12:22
No, she's been,
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she's, she broke up from a relationship of 3 years.
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But then now she's been single for 1 year.
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Yeah, no, she needs to,
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she needs to go out.
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She needs to kiss this guy.
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She should just kiss it.
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If you're comfortable kissing someone and the thought is already in your
12:38
head and that's a bucket list item for you,
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do it. I mean,
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again, she's in the move,
12:43
so it's a very much YOLO situation.
12:45
Worst that happens is homeboy's like,
12:47
I don't like you like that.
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But that's it. I still won't turn down the kiss though
12:51
Damn, we looked out for him.
12:53
I don't know if he's watching this,
12:54
but damn, we just set him up with his first kiss
12:56
And that's where the forehead kiss can come in if he's
12:59
like, no, no,
13:00
no, no, no,
13:00
and then you could just pivot.
13:02
It's true. No,
13:04
no, no, King,
13:05
you were assuming things.
13:07
Oh man, yeah,
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I would just go for it.
13:09
Yeah, go for it.
13:09
I would give it a go,
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you know, I'm assuming you sound young like my,
13:14
like all of us,
13:15
and we need to bring back the art of making out
13:18
It's a lost art,
13:20
and I know this is weird,
13:22
but Like 1st base,
13:24
2nd base, 3rd base,
13:25
2nd base exists, and we need to put that into practice
13:29
more. We don't always have to jump into 10 year relationships
13:33
with people. It's good to learn about yourself by trying things
13:37
or be vocal too.
13:39
I know when,,
13:40
when I kissed my boyfriend at the time,
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our first kiss, I just looked at him and I was
13:44
like, you know what?
13:46
I want to kiss you right now.
13:48
And then they'll either say,
13:49
I'm down or they'll say,
13:51
you know what, I'd rather not.
13:52
And then that's when you're just like,
13:54
but I won't. I don't think I don't think I've ever
13:57
gotten, I'd rather not nodded yet.
13:59
Thank God. Chances are he's thinking about it.
14:02
No, no, no,
14:02
yeah, of course,
14:03
maybe he's been liking her for a while and he was respecting
14:06
the fact that you were in a relationship.
14:08
But now it's time to stir up the plot.
14:12
The only thing that does hold me back a little bit is
14:14
what you said about like.
14:15
You might catch feelings,
14:16
but I feel like homegirl sounds like she's pretty much like mature
14:20
enough to be like,
14:21
you know what, if I do catch those feelings,
14:24
we'll, we'll talk it out.
14:25
If not, then I just again,
14:26
hit the role that she is got a car and she got
14:28
a dip out. I could figure it out.
14:30
It's all part of healing,
14:31
you know, as long as you're in a place where you
14:35
feel. OK, I can,
14:36
I can kiss someone and I won't cry while I'm touching her
14:39
lips. Then, yeah,
14:41
well, is this,
14:41
I wanna know, is this her first kiss after the relationship
14:45
like her first date kind of sounds like because I was
14:47
gonna ask, like,
14:48
sorry for prying here.
14:50
How long were you single for?
14:52
How long were you single,
14:53
single, like after your most recent breakup?
14:56
It was like a year,
14:58
over a year. Yeah.
15:01
And for me, well,
15:02
like from the, from the breakup time to the next kiss
15:06
or like an actual situationship or like something like this,
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like I moved out here.
15:13
It was like a 2 year,
15:15
3 year drought. It was bad.
15:18
But I wasn't looking for anything though.
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You feel me? If I was looking,
15:21
you're going to get,
15:22
but I wasn't even,
15:23
I was just trying to settle in out here.
15:25
So I would say do it,
15:28
do it, do it,
15:30
do it right now it tag tag us on the kiss you
15:40
do you. OK.
15:45
Well, speaking of first kisses and memories.
15:51
Yeah, dude, it's crazy,
15:52
man. So I just take a turn.
15:57
what a,
15:57
what a transition.,
15:59
around this time, and I was telling you this,
16:01
we went to the Hoppers premiere that I was like,
16:04
I remember when I came here for the Mulan premiere,
16:08
for the world premiere.
16:09
It was literally right before the COVID shutdown.
16:14
Dude, March 11th.
16:16
March 11th was when everything shut down.
16:19
March 11th, 2020 is the day.
16:23
That we'll never forget,
16:26
so much happened,
16:27
dude, for COVID.
16:28
Like it's, it's crazy.
16:30
It's crazy it's been 6 years,
16:32
yeah, I know.
16:33
Well, you asked a breakup question,
16:34
and that's literally it led me back to,
16:36
oh my God, we're in the thick of COVID.
16:38
Yeah, well, what were you,
16:40
did, were you in high school at that time?
16:42
I don't want to talk about that.
16:45
I was going to say like the world ended.
16:48
The people of the world went to shit in March.
16:50
For me, it started in February when the constant Pat Kobe
16:54
fucking passed away. It was in March.
16:57
I mean, it was January.
16:58
It was January. It was January.
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I then it was like,
17:00
and then we had COVID.
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Like, I couldn't even,
17:03
you feel me? I couldn't even I was in the Philippines
17:05
I couldn't process KVID,
17:07
and then I had to deal with COVID.
17:09
It was pouring too.
17:10
It was like storming all over LA this week.
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I remember specifically. Now,
17:16
I remember, I'm not gonna lie.
17:17
All right, so I was working as a doorman.
17:19
I remember when my coworker came in,
17:20
he was like, Loco.
17:22
Leave the job. Unemployment,
17:23
they're won't give it to you either way.
17:25
I was like, Word?
17:27
He helped me set up the unemployment thing right there.
17:29
He was like, Loco,
17:30
just leave. Is that how easy it was?
17:32
I never said goodbye to nobody in that building,
17:34
bro. My sister came up and she bought a car,
17:36
like everything. I'm like,
17:37
bro, he set me up in the super to this day
17:40
on everything I love.
17:41
He called me last week.
17:41
He was like, Look,
17:42
are you around? Because everybody loves you in the building and
17:45
you just left. You didn't even say bye.
17:48
And I had just gotten all the tips because they tip a
17:50
lot doormen over there.
17:52
So I had just done Thanksgiving and then I was getting ready
17:55
for what was this,
17:55
March. I had just a doorman,
17:57
but no one was going in and out.
17:59
It was,,
18:00
it was all right.
18:00
So the building I worked at was half hotel.
18:03
It was, it was half,
18:04
no, no, no,
18:04
it was half hotel.
18:06
It was half hotel,
18:07
half residential. So floors 5 to 10 were residents and 1
18:11
through 5 at a hotel.
18:13
So yeah, so once my friend,
18:15
I was part time though,
18:16
so I was like I was scared to leave and not get
18:18
unemployment. Nah, my boy came.
18:20
He's like, look,
18:23
I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
18:23
I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do the things for you online
18:25
I'm gonna file the claim and leave.
18:27
And it was wraps ever since,
18:28
man. I mean that was the.
18:31
Money I've ever had,
18:31
honestly. Well, people are making bank.
18:34
I was like, man,
18:35
don't get me started.
18:36
I almost did a PPP loan.
18:38
I'm gonna just leave it at that.
18:40
Well, what was your first shit is getting real moment,
18:42
dude? I remember everyone was kind of playing around with it
18:45
OK, so I was in the Philippines when they started
18:47
to kind of like bubble up.
18:49
And we made it.
18:49
And on the flight back,
18:50
my suera has her mask on.
18:53
I'm like, bro,
18:54
you're not beating the allegations,
18:55
bro. Like we're,
18:56
we're cooked, and luckily no one said anything.
18:58
But we, you know,
18:59
we got back, Kobe died.
19:01
They're all shut down.
19:02
But,, the time it shut down for me was
19:04
when people didn't give a shit until Tom Hanks got it and
19:08
his wife, and I was like,
19:09
Oh my God, we're done.
19:12
NBA shut down that same day or the next day.
19:14
And then Disney shut down three days later.
19:16
He like giggle. giggle.
19:18
Does anyone remember when all the celebrities got on a Zoom and
19:21
they said, we are the world,
19:23
and then we are the people,
19:25
and then it would cut to each celebrity,
19:28
and there's very specific moments of that video.
19:31
I remember. I mean,
19:32
you guys hanged out with my boys back home like during COVID
19:35
All I remember was like the random places for parties like
19:38
I. I partied at a mechanic shop.
19:43
I partied at a mechanic shop.
19:44
They were like, No,
19:45
look, the party's here.
19:46
You don't want to lie.
19:47
I hated people like you.
19:48
Me too. I'm like,
19:49
dude, I'm locked down and these guys are freaking spreading it
19:51
like crazy. My mom was a healthcare worker.
19:54
You don't think you don't know how many gates I've had to
19:56
go under and get in,
19:57
and there's a whole bottle service in the mechanic shop.
20:00
Like, OK, what was that stupid game that we were
20:02
playing online? Oh my gosh.
20:04
Among Us. That one too.
20:06
No, it was like a,
20:07
like a trivia game and you play with your friends and you'd
20:10
all, oh yeah,
20:11
I forgot what it was called,
20:11
but I remember that.
20:15
I was in some sort of school,
20:18
but my favorite, my favorite thing about COVID was I learned
20:23
how to, how to freeze a Google Meet,
20:26
and let's just say there's a,
20:29
there's a way to,
20:30
if you're ever on a Google Meet,
20:32
and let's say you,
20:33
you need to step away or you're feeling a little tired,
20:36
you just. And it freezes and then you just,
20:39
oh, I'm sorry my connection is bad and you're listening in
20:43
or you sit and 00 they don't know because you're frozen and
20:48
pobrecia Daniela doesn't have good Wi Fi in Altatina and there's nothing
20:52
we can do about it.
20:53
Did you get it?
20:54
Get what Altadina? No,
20:55
COVID. COVID. So,
20:57
so I got it while I was living.
20:59
I had to move back.
21:00
First of all, what a turn of events.
21:02
Like my girl broke,
21:02
my ex broke up with me.
21:04
I had to move back home and then I got COVID.
21:08
So like, so the day after,
21:09
wait, wait, wait,
21:09
wait, let's back up a little bit.
21:11
Wait, wait, wait,
21:11
wait, wait. Don't,
21:12
don't forget this. Did you ever get the fucking shot?
21:17
We've got an anti-black we got him.
21:20
We got him on camera.
21:22
Wait, I have my,
21:23
I have my I have my card and everything.
21:25
I don't know what you're talking about.
21:26
I have the card.
21:28
We're both, he has a card,
21:29
but who is I don't know shots.
21:31
Yeah, I can't check.
21:32
What'd you get, Pfizer or Moderna?
21:34
Johnson and Johnson. Hell yeah.
21:36
Oh, well, that was a trick question because Johnson and
21:39
Johnson was only one shot.
21:41
So you lied. You don't listen.
21:43
I had to do what I had to do to go to
21:45
Sojo Spa. Look up what Sojo Spa is.
21:47
So, yeah, they were there.
21:49
They were like, I had to do what I had to
21:51
do. I had to go to Photoshop it.
21:52
I was like, Yo,
21:53
spa, you're really not going to let me in.
21:54
She went to a spa and after I,
21:57
after I paid for a day pass,
21:58
y'all not gonna let me in.
21:59
I was like, Hold on.
22:00
I went to the car,
22:01
did my Photoshop, like I,
22:04
but I was like,
22:06
it's been 6 years.
22:08
What am I gonna do?
22:10
Was it the this won't do no wait,
22:13
so I was going to tell you when I got when I
22:15
got so when I got COVID,
22:16
yo, my dad literally like,
22:20
quarantined me off the house.
22:22
Like he built them,
22:22
he, he bought like a bunch of them.
22:24
You, you ever seen science projects like them big ass carton
22:28
He blocked off my side of the hallway and then he
22:31
made a little thing to give me food.
22:33
I swear to God,
22:35
I wish I would play.
22:36
If I could get the pictures,
22:36
I'll get them. And then it was like I was there
22:38
for two weeks and they would just be like,
22:40
all the basura, throw it out the window and throw your
22:43
clothes out the window.
22:44
So and then I was just trapped in the hallway and in
22:46
my room, and he built this big plexiglass like.
22:49
Bro, I felt like I was in jail.
22:50
Like they'll come and give me food every day like that.
22:54
Yeah, bro, some people had it crazy dude.
22:56
It was crazy, honestly,
22:57
dude, like, like aside from all like the,
23:00
you know, all that other stuff,
23:02
like it was, it was scary too because a lot of
23:05
people, a lot of people died.
23:07
Huh, did you ever get COVID?
23:08
I did, and I,
23:10
at first I was like,
23:11
Oh, you know,
23:11
like I think I'll be OK,
23:13
but no, it was bad.
23:15
Yeah, how the taste thing is what fucked with me.
23:17
Yeah, bro, my fat ass couldn't taste shit for a
23:19
minute. And,,
23:20
what's it called? I got it.
23:22
I never got it and so I went to fucking Florida.
23:24
And I came back and then I'm like,
23:26
well, there we go.
23:27
That, that'll do it.
23:29
I don't have my shots.
23:30
I remember figuring out like,
23:30
Yo, do I have it?
23:31
Do I have it?
23:32
And then I had some of my grandma's food.
23:33
I was like, couldn't damn.
23:34
Oh, this shit is bland as hell,
23:36
and she would never do that to me.
23:38
The first time I got it was not bad at all.
23:40
I was, I was chilling.
23:42
I've gotten it multiple times.
23:45
actually, the second time I got it was right
23:48
after we did a really big interview and then I thought I
23:52
had given it to everyone,
23:53
but we were all safe.
23:55
I did get it twice,
23:56
but the other, the other time was on a,
23:58
on a show. Like you're on set.
24:01
I, I didn't say anything though.
24:03
Honestly, we're not going to get,
24:05
dude, honestly, we're we're cooked with caution.
24:10
First of all, like you remember like they used to stick
24:12
that whole rotter in your nose.
24:14
Like I was not.
24:15
I'm not doing that.
24:16
I was like that was so bad that I know what you
24:19
mean? I took one positive test.
24:21
I was like, I'm going to take different.
24:22
I'm going to take it.
24:22
I'm going to take pictures of this positive test in different angles
24:26
to get the chance.
24:27
You're literally describing the last 5 minutes have been.
24:31
You saying things that literally are the reason why these policies and
24:36
rules were made because they were in prevention of people like you
24:41
going around like, oh,
24:43
you know who surprised me the most?
24:45
My mother. Literally right after we got tested,
24:49
you know what homegirl did?
24:50
Wait, wait, wait,
24:51
wait, wait. There we go.
24:55
My homegirl, OK,
24:56
we didn't get the results yet,
24:57
but she's, you know what,
24:58
I'm gonna go get some groceries because we don't know if we're
25:01
gonna, you know,
25:02
she gets down, she starts getting groceries.
25:04
I'm like, Mom,
25:04
how are you gonna go to the grocery store?
25:06
You're contaminating everybody. And she ended up being positive.
25:11
I'm like, but like,
25:11
oh, she got the test.
25:12
She got this, so she got the test and she went
25:14
to the grocery store and I go,
25:16
Girl, you're contaminated.
25:16
Why didn't you offer to go,
25:17
huh? Cause I had COVID too.
25:19
Oh shit, we all got tested at the same time.
25:21
Oh man. Wait,
25:22
but the crazy part is,
25:23
like, also where you would get these tests and where you
25:25
got, like, bro,
25:25
I got my shot in a fucking Six Flags Magic Martin.
25:28
Was it? I got in the Six Flags parking lot,
25:30
bro. Like that's where I got my shot.
25:32
I'm like, Hey,
25:32
it's a roller coaster.
25:33
Oh yeah, by the way,
25:34
wait 15 minutes so you don't die and then you can leave
25:36
With the rod,
25:37
you know, the rod they stick up there.
25:39
I was, I was tested.
25:40
It looks like the oil thing in the cars,
25:42
you know, the shit that they check your oil.
25:44
Oh, stick it up me.
25:45
I got the craziest nosebleed,
25:47
and I was like,
25:47
never. No, she didn't like you because you didn't have
25:49
to go that far.
25:50
She got you and they said she got you right up in
25:55
the brain, maybe because she knew that his thing was fake
25:58
his little card.
26:00
So then, like I said,
26:00
I took, I took pictures of one positive test,
26:03
different angles. Yeah,
26:05
this is my positive test for today.
26:06
OK, here's where I'll admit I've done that to say that
26:12
I actually had COVID and that I was unavailable to attend school
26:18
but I have never done the opposite where I'm
26:20
like, oh, I'm fine,
26:21
yeah, I don't have COVID,
26:22
and then infected everyone around me.
26:24
And I'm not gonna say her name,
26:25
but there was somebody we were working with who got COVID in
26:29
Puerto Rico and stayed there for an extra two weeks.
26:32
So that was one of the things.
26:34
If you got COVID on the road on this show that I
26:36
was on, you had to stay in the city that you
26:39
got it in for like 2 weeks paid.
26:42
Oh, the tufa,
26:43
yeah, that was cool.
26:45
I'll DM you this when it comes out.
26:48
But yeah, they're telling us to wrap it up.
26:53
We got to wrap it up.
26:53
No more yapping it up.
26:54
It's got to wrap it up.
26:55
Damn, I yapped for a while.
26:56
I didn't even know.
26:59
We flapped our mouths.
27:00
Am I late to my appointment?
27:02
Oh wow. Thank you guys.
27:04
My hobo's going to be on a hit list later for any
27:06
future COVID and Doctor Fauci.
27:09
Oh yeah, I wore a mask.
27:12
Yeah, but you never got your shot,
27:14
forged your thing. I could tell you the pharmacy too.
27:18
That did it for you,
27:20
bro. In Mexico they'd be doing that because I was like
27:21
hey, if you want to do you know what's crazy
27:24
I gave the lady in the pharmacia a honey.
27:26
She was like, You didn't even have to do all that
27:28
I was like,
27:28
Damn, you're doing it for $50.
27:30
Damn. All right,
27:30
guys. It's been nice.
27:35
Thank you guys so much for joining us here at Mente Latino
27:39
the podcast, and we're going to have new guests.
27:43
It's a whole new show.
27:44
We're gonna have new guests and the episodes drop on Thursday,
27:47
so don't go ahead.
27:48
I mean, So don't miss it.
27:50
Tune in on YouTube,
27:51
Me too TV, on the gram.
27:54
Yeah, it feels good.
27:55
Yeah, you like it?
27:56
I like that it still smells like.
27:58
I like yapping. It feels like now we're really yapping.
28:01
Like this is the group chat in person.
28:03
It does. Cool.
28:05
All right guys, thank you guys so much for joining us
28:07
We'll see you next time.
28:08
Chime in in the comments.