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Jetty. I'm so sorry.
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These are the only tickets I could afford.
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Yo, I need two beers.
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Here's, here's $100.
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I know that's how much it costs.
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What are you guys doing here?
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What up guys? My favorite time of the year,
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it's opening day. Let's go.
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It took me like three hours to get home last night,
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but you know, whatever it's all worth it.
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So you know how expensive,
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you know, going to baseball games can get,
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right? Especially in Dodger Stadium.
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It is the Miami Marlins got our backs.
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What, what did they do?
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So the Miami Marlins have introduced the all you can eat seat
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ticket. Guess how much is price that?
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So you're telling me you buy a ticket to the Miami Marlins
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game and it's $52 and all the food and everything is included
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Hot dogs, chili dogs,
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nachos, cheeseburgers, popcorn,
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peanuts cookies. You fucking name it is all included in that
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ticket. You can't get a better deal anywhere else.
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Like come on. If you're from Miami,
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you have no excuse to not take a girl out on a
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date except that, that it's not with alcohol.
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I wouldn't even tell her it's all you can eat.
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I'll be like, keep getting what you want.
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it's alcohol. Does it cover alcohol or?
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No? No, it doesn't cover all.
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how, how are the Dodgers looking compared to the Miami?
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Well, the average price of a seat at the Dodger game
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is $109 per seat and a Dodger dog price is seven bucks
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and beer is 16 bucks and that's a Agua dude,
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You need like three jobs to go to a Dodger game and
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you're not even counting parking.
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Parking is like 35 $40.
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don't get me started with New York though.
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The average ticket price this season is looking like around 100 and
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$30 per seat. A hot dog price is $3.
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That's not bad. And a beer price is 12 bucks,
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It's all right. You know,
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just gotta work for two weeks.
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But I still prefer that,
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that all you can eat.
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you know, do Yankees?
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All these other teams like take notes like or when are the
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Dodgers playing in Miami?
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Yo, Miami, send us tickets.
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