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Shitty Jobs

February 6, 2024
Jenny’s viral video about her literally shit job experience inspired you to write in some of your worst experiences. We put on gloves and get into it.
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So speaking of shitty people,
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I posted something on our Instagram and I spoke of when I
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used to work in customer service and all my people that work
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in customer service know that shit goes down literally.
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So I was in charge of the fitting room for this shift
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I was covering another girl,
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right? And customer literally took a shit in the fitting
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room and left and I did not know.
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So I go and and I go bring another customer to the
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same fitting room not knowing that the last customer that used,
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it took a big ass shit in the fitting room.
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Surprise shit. Yeah,
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it was a shitty situation.
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I go like I was like embarrassed,
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I don't know how to explain that,
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you know, because my manager at the time told me I
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had to clean it up and I'm like,
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no, not for $8 an hour.
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I ain't and I I do it.
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I was this close,
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this close to quitting this close.
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So who cleaned it up?
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It wasn't me it still there to this day.
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Yeah. So it's like I I asked people on social media
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tell me about a time at an old job where you
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had to say hell no.
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And that was my time and we got responses from Aito Familia
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in the comments and they were telling us about times they had
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to say hell nah in their old jobs.
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Hell no. Hell no moments when customers return clothing,
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they clearly wore slash smells,
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but we had to accept them back and put back on the
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sales floor. Oh,
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especially bathing suit. I wanna know where you were girl sh
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there especially bathing suits.
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Oh Wash your items people after you purchase before wearing.
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That's a hell no.
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Trust me. Dang.
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I wanna know the store.
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I wanna know the store.
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So put the name in this one.
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So from I am Amanda Banana.
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When I worked at Michael's,
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I had to clean the poop off the stall walls and the
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floor. They literally pooped on the floor next to the toilet
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and then smeared it on the wall like a Jackson Pollock.
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But since it was from the night before,
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by the time we got in,
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it was already caked and dried on to drive shit.
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Am I not scraping that shit off or like literally or you
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have to get like a Trapo Mojado to like wet it to
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like activate the poop again to then scrap it?
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Yeah, you could even get creative with it.
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It's Michael when I was a manager at Chipotle during the pandemic
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I had a door dasher physically grab me by the shoulder
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to get my attention.
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My list of Chipotle stories go on and on ending with when
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I had 330 to £40 boxes fall on my back and no
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one came to relieve me as the closing manager,
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I used a rice bin to get around for the rest of
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the night because I couldn't stand up say damn.
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How does the rice bin fit into this?
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Like o you know what to do?
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No, seriously fucking,
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some customers are so in your face like it's not that serious
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It's a fucking burrito.
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I mean he works for door dash.
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So it's like he gotta,
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he gotta, hey,
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you know, like I gotta get the food and go.
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But even some people are just so rude.
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I worked at a a popular coffee shop and your
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coffee shop anyways, I worked at a,
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at an establishment and this guy came up to me and he
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he wants to show something that he didn't have the receipt
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for, you know,
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the policies he gets in my face like around the little counter
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He's like, listen,
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I hear you fucking *** and I was like,
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oh I didn't wanna like,
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I'm like, I took a deep breath,
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I'm like, because if not,
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I'm gonna fucking bro and pinche,
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you know, on CNN or some shit local Latinx Latino at
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this coffee shop gets into a dispute with a angry maga supporter
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Anyway, next story manager is questioning why I was speaking
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Spanish to my Spanish speaking friend while I was on lunch.
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But, but you are lunch though.
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Like I, I have little racist.
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So, so they only want you to speak Spanish when it
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benefits them. Like when you're talking to a customer or what
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it's like, I don't know,
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I don't get that.
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It's Ross. Oh They think that where I worked is Ross
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Was it Ross?
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Should I say it?
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Girl, dropped it.
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Oh oh starless CNA.
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You OK, girl,
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I got you forever.
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21. Forever. 21.
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All right. You said it.
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The lawyers are gonna be in touch.
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Shut up. Shitty stories.
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Am I right? Shitty stories.
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Mhm. Crazy.