Series

Why Puberty Is The Worst

And then I started moaning.
Show transcript
00:03
Hello.
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I am Lauda.
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I got my period when I was 10 years old.
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What she's talking about her period.
00:10
Get over it.
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I'm a human being but puberty did hit me when I was a little,
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by the time I was 12, I was still one of the only girls who had
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fully developed.
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My boobs were big.
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My butt was big.
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I had super hairy legs because my mom wouldn't let me shave
00:25
them.
00:26
And unfortunately, my body was still pretty small.
00:28
That included my head.
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My head was small but my nose was big.
00:32
I was a Pablo Picasso abstract walking piece.
00:35
Unfortunately, that came along with people bullying me with
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creative names such as big nose, louder.
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So creative.
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Even though I was being bullied by all these little boys running
00:45
around.
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Oh, big nose.
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No, no big nose Loda.
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Guess what?
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They were looking at my booty.
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So finally when I was 14, I had a little boyfriend, he always
00:54
wanted to kiss me and, and my mom told me this rule, she was like
00:58
ok, LA.
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If a guy really likes you, he'll wait three months to give you
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the first kiss.
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And I was like, got it.
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So after three months, this kid was like, ok, Laura, you know
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it's been three months I came through, let's make out I was
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like, I'm sorry, I can't date you.
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I'm not ready for this kiss forward in time.
01:15
I'm 16 years old.
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Still haven't had my first kiss.
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I know.
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Right.
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Finally there's this guy that I really like and we go to the
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beach, he was trying to kiss me and I kept being like, coy, I'm
01:25
like, no, no.
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And he goes louder, give me your hand and he puts it on his chest
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and I'm like, and his heart was beating really fast and he's
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like, do you feel that?
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And I'm like, yeah, he goes, I'm nervous too and I'm like, and
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as I gasped, he went for the kiss and that was the smoothest
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shit I've ever seen in my life.
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And we started making out and because I thought that was the
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sexiest thing that's ever happened to me because there was
01:53
tongue involved.
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I started moaning.
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So I'm like, mm oh and he goes, are you OK?
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And I'm like, yeah, he's like, oh, ok because you know you're
02:04
making sounds and I'm like, oh, ok.
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No.
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Anyway, it was a very awkward experience.
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That was my first kiss.
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God, I'm so nervous telling the story.
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Let me know what your first kiss was like if it was as magical
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as mine, if it was a little more awkward, you know, mine was
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magical but then I started moaning and then it made it weird
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Do you guys moan when you kiss?
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Is that a thing?
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Thank you so much for watching.
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Love you all.
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And I look forward to reading your comments.