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Why Is Texting A Guy You Like So Complicated?

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So I don't like texting and I'm not very good at English.
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I don't like grammar.
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It's just frustrating.
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So I just wanna talk, you know, I just wanna get on the phone
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Hey, what's up?
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How you doing, you know, blurt it all out whatever's in my head
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So I was in Panama visiting my dad one time and there was a guy
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that I liked over there and we exchanged phone numbers and
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all of a sudden he texts me and he says, hey, what does that mean
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What do you mean?
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Hey, but then it dawns on me that I have to write back.
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So, oh, so it's so it's my turn and all of a sudden my dad comes
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in, what's happening?
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God, dad?
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Like this guy texted me, hey, and he starts laughing.
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He's like, ok, OK, you're gonna write.
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Why are you so cute?
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And I'm like, what?
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That's it, dad?
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No, I, I can't write that.
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That's weird.
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I'm like, dad just, just please.
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That's not working.
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And he's like, you're gonna be single for the rest of your life
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Well, damn, like, then I started thinking, I'm like, oh my
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God, what if I am single for the rest of my life because I don't
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know how to text.
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So all of a sudden I started thinking, I'm like, damn, I wish
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I was like those girls who just knew what to write back.
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Those cool girls.
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Oh I know what he means.
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Hey, to you and they're like, oh damn, this girl, she know what
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she talking about except no, I'm not that person.
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I don't know what to do.
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I don't like texting.
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I never texted him back.
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So thank you.
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What does this mean?
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He texted me.
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Take a lab.
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How many minutes is the text?
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It's been four minutes capital H or lower case H capital H social
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media account, Instagram and Facebook.
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How often does he post on that every two days?
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Hug or kiss when he said goodbye?
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He tried to kiss me but I was too shy.
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What color socks was he wearing?
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Blue winky face or happy face?
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I don't know the calculations aren't adding up yet.
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Should I say?
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Hey dot dot dot exclamation or what's up question?
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Art exclamation point.
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San huh?
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All right guys.
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Let's get to work.
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Me too.
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The only thing I can assure you is a pay back.
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Nothing more, nothing less help.