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Hello everyone and welcome to Laura's corner.
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I'm Lauda and this is my corner in today's episode.
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We're gonna talk about that time that I got my phone stolen
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out on purpose, obviously.
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And then what I did about it, today's special guest is one of
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my favorite collaborators of all time, Johnny Lorenzo.
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But first A PS A warning in this video, I talk about my own personal
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experience with getting my phone stolen.
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I'm not telling you guys that it's ok to go after your perpetrator
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I'm not telling you guys it's ok to steal phones.
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I loved going clubbing in Miami in the early 2000 tens from
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the DJ playing all of David Gatas.
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Greatest hits to all of the and all their glory at the end of
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a great night to myself included, of course, good times going
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clubbing in Miami with my friends was the absolute best.
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We were so sweet and encouraging to each other, right?
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When we were getting ready, it was like a little aggressive
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but like we liked it, you know, because we were just like you
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are pure to fall and we believed it because we love each other
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and we are cover girls.
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It wasn't about hooking up with guys or anything like that
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It was about dancing and having fun and being good and being
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It was like therapy for us but with stilettos and a shit ton
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Did I want to dance with guys?
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No, not really because in Miami there's some creepy, creepy
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We usually got into a small circle of girls to protect each
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other from guys surprise attack, pumping us from behind.
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We look like the Avengers assembled ready for action.
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One time when I had first started going to college, we decided
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to go to Fort Lauderdale.
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Now if you're from Miami, then you know Fort Lauderdale is
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a little, let's just say it's not Miami.
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It was four of us girls and two platonic guy friends who we knew
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didn't want anything to do with us.
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We get to the club and the DJ is just killing it with the hits
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just back to back bangers with songs like Florio.
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Sometimes I get a good feeling during that song, I decide to
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go to the bathroom so I go look for my purse and I can't find it
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I remembered I had to find my phone app and so my girl, Jackie
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let me her phone and I started looking, we saw my phone on the
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app, the location said that it was still inside the club.
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At one point I go up to the DJ and I'm like J DJ DJ, please.
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Can you stop the music and see who has my phone?
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Someone has my, with my phone.
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And this man straight up, laughed in my face as if I was absolutely
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insane to ask him to turn off pit bull featuring Usher.
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At one point, my friend Jackie tells me, girl, your phone is
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moving and it seems to be moving fast like it's in a car or something
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My friend Ryan and Genaro, they're like, let's fucking follow
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We leave the club, jump in the car and start following the phone
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It is a damn car chase.
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All of a sudden the phone stops moving and we stop in front of
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a taxicab in what seems like a nice neighborhood out of the
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taxicab, come out 21 with a little throw up on her shirt.
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And the second man that comes out has a bunch of purses around
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We are watching shocked and then this mother lover decides
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to pay for the taxicab with money from my purse and I yell out
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My friends Ryan and Genao get out of the car, take off their
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shirts and start barking at these like who, who, who, who and
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we all start screaming.
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The girls get out of the car.
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We're just causing chaos.
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People are coming out of their houses.
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They're like, oh my God.
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And so I start calling 911 and my friends are shoving and pushing
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Like, what's up with you?
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What's up with you though?
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What's up with you though?
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When the police get there?
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All the girls go up to the police, were they?
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Then I go up to the guy who has my purse, I can't get from his neck
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because I finally feel protected because the police is there
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So I feel obsessed and I'm like, that's my purse and I hit with
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But then when I checked my purse, I saw that my phone was there
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I mean his phone was there.
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Be my hello, kitty credit card was missing.
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So I had something else to complain about.
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And I'm like, excuse me, excuse me.
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And they're like, excuse me, ma'am, we're trying to talk to
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the suspects and I'm like, yes, I know be they still have my
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hello kitty credit card.
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So then they start asking please, excuse me.
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Hello, kitty credit card?
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And I'm just there like, so then the police just kind of take
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me on the side and they're like, excuse me, they don't know
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where your kitty credit card is.
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What do you wanna do?
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Do you want to press charges?
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I just want my Hello kitty credit card back and then I start
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thinking about it and I'm like, if I press charges I wanna ruin
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But if I don't, they're not gonna learn their lesson.
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So I tell the police, excuse me, can y'all just scare them?
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They were like Senora.
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I mean, we had them in handcuffs.
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I think they're scared enough.
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I mean, I don't think these guys ever thought in the wildest
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dreams that they would ever get caught by the find my phone
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The next day the bank calls me and tells me there's a weird charge
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And I'm like, yeah, no, I got my card stolen.
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How much did they spend?
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And they're like over $1000.
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And I'm like, on what?
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And they're like on drinks and I'm like, goddamn it.
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I should have pressed charges on their ass.
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And I'm like, OK, look, that wasn't me.
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Can you send me another?
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Hello, kitty credit card, please?
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And they're like, oh sorry, that was a seasonal thing we don't
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have anymore on this day.
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I learned that when you go out clubbing, you need to keep your
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friends close, but it'll keep your purse closer.
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Now, let's go talk to Jenny and see what she's got stolen.
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Today's guest is actor, writer, content creator and one of
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my good friends Jenny.
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Thank you for having me being my guest.
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Do you like my corner?
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It's very authentic.
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This is very authentic.
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Like a shit like cool.
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That's why I'm dressed like Jez today.
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Did you club in Miami?
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I mean, like, I know it looks like I partied hard.
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Um, but I did, I went to a lot of clubs.
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I love clubbing in Miami as y'all know.
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Uh, do you have to though?
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I do have to, I feel like it's part of it.
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It's part of the culture, hipster, antisocial person.
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You will, you will find a place for you.
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Um Have you ever gotten anything stolen while clubbing you
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or any or your friends or anything?
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Because of course you have, it's like it, it has to have part
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It's part of being a Miami and my then boyfriend who's not my
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We were walking around South Beach like club hopping on Halloween
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and he was, it's like beetle juice and his phone got straight
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up stolen like off of his person.
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How did they do that, bro?
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You know how Miami gets so packed during Halloween and like
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any like we're like sardines walking down like Lincoln road
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He just got, let me ask you something, Jenny, since you've
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gotten a bunch of stuff stolen.
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Do you think you'd be a good thief?
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Well, we're going to find out if you, are you not even though
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you just said you weren't.
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The name of the game is called Catch a Thief.
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I'm gonna give you four chances to try to steal my phone.
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Places everyone, Jenny, we're gonna start from there.
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You already knew what to do.
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You have to, where's your ID?
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You have to bring your ID.
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They're not gonna let you in without an ID girl.
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She, I don't know where she is.
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There's a lot of, oh, there's another girl.
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Because at first there was a lot of guys in here.
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Know what I'm saying?
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00 my God, I oh my gosh.
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Can you take a picture of us?
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Oh my gosh, of course.
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I decided to play snake.
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I'm so excited if we did you, my boyfriend.
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Oh my God guys guys.
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Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on be me.
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We're about to take shots, Mimi, we're taking shots.
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We're gonna take a shot.
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We're gonna take a shot without you.
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When you come back, we're gonna take a shot with you.
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It looked like my phone.
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Yeah, I was just here.
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I'm in the couch, I'm next to the guy.
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Who's, that's passed out with glasses and the, and the girl
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that's wearing Crocs.
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Can I, can I borrow that really quick?
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Like I can't find my contacts.
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Excuse me, you need, sorry.
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Where's my boyfriend?
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She, she came from the curtain, she came from the curtain and
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you're wearing socks?
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I just wanna say thank you to Jenny for playing with us tonight
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You may not have gotten hold of my phone but you got a hold of
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our hearts with that guitar.
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I like clubbing in Miami.
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It's a little hard to keep my phone from somebody stealing
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That's ok because now I hold onto my phone and nobody steals
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He got his phone stolen.
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He was dressed as beetle juice and it wasn't phony.
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Please stop stealing phones.
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If you are stealing phones, go to sleep out his corner.
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