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Plot Twist: My Lizzie Mcguire Dream Vacation Goes Wrong

At least it's not contagious.
Show transcript
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Hey guys, I'm Laura and I've always liked traveling ever since
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I got my residency.
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When I was 16 years old, I've been able to go to Venezuela and
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Panama because my dad moved there.
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I've been to Europe twice and every now and then when I travel
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I, I flying.
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Usually when I go to Venezuela, my cousin hooks me up with one
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of his friends.
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When I go to Panama, my sisters live there.
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They hook me up with one of their friends.
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So it's always like, oh, great.
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Like some little vacation thing one time when I went to, to
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Italy with my best friend, Mimi, it was our last night there
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and we met these really cute Italian guys and we're like, oh
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my God, we should go out with you guys.
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It's our last night and they're like, oh, so I tell my friend
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Mimi with these guys like they all ride around and their little
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mopeds do not get on them because we don't want to get snatched
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Like we're gonna go in a taxicab, they'll follow us theres
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you know, Mimi, she gonna say something about that.
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You are.
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So as soon as these guys roll up with their mopeds.
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One of the guys was like, oh who wants to ride with me on my moped
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And I was like me, take me please.
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And then Mimi, it was annoyed at me because I did that because
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I was being ratchet anyway.
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We're riding around Rome with their, they take us to like this
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really cool club.
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It was an outside club with pretty lights and they were buying
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us drinks and we were dancing to like Cool Beatles songs that
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we were making out and it was just, they were just treating
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us like princesses.
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They kept telling me, oh and I'm like, yeah, I laughed.
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It was absolutely magical.
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So as the end of the night was nearing, they were taking us back
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to our hotel and they're like, oh, do you want to see something
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beautiful?
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And I'm like, yes, they took us to the freaking colosseum as
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the sun was rising like I was just like, what is my life right
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now?
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I am Lizzie mcguire in the Lizzie mcguire movie.
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And as the sun is in the colosseum here in Rome looks absolutely
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beautiful.
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He takes my chin and we start making out and I'm just like melting
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because I'm living this beautiful, beautiful magical dream
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back in America.
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I'm just like, wow, like what a beautiful experience.
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I go on my Facebook and his friend requested me and I'm like
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oh my God.
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Like what if this becomes something like what if we're meant
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to be like, is this really happening?
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Like we're probably going to get married like, you know what
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And I'm starting to think I'm like, maybe I'll visit him on
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my summer vacations.
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Maybe he could come to the US.
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He'll stay here.
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My parents will love him, especially my dad.
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He's Italian like this is great.
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So after my imagination runs wild because I'm crazy, I accept
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the friend request and I notice that he's a fucking Nazi.
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He has pictures of Hitler everywhere on his freaking timeline
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and Swastika is here and Swastika's there and pictures of
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him with his buddies like, hey, what's up?
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Like horrible?
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Just absolutely horrible.
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And I am horrified because like, I'm like, oh my God, I meet
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out with a freaking Nazi like wha what do I tell my friends?
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What do I tell my family?
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What do I tell my future Children?
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I never got that.
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He was a Nazi until I saw his like, wow, people do your research
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before you make out with someone and try to have a Lizzie mcguire
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dream vacation.
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Like I have that would be my advice.
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Let me know in the comments below.
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If you guys have ever had a wonderful vacation, summer fling
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or if you've made out with the Nazi, it went well for me until
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I realized he was a Nazi.
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Um OK, I didn't mean to make out with a Nazi.
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Thank you.