Series

Novela Boyfriend Expectations

Virgin tears.
Show transcript
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So when I was little, my mom um made me watch.
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No, I was with her.
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I used to love them with her.
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I watched Marria Rosalinda Clarita, like you name it.
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I've watched it.
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But in every single one, there was always a love interest and
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that was my favorite part.
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Every single one, the men were rich and handsome and they would
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die for the women.
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They never really died.
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They always came back from the afterlife and like something
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weird happened, but he was always there for her.
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So when I was 13, I was like, you know what, I'm ready to be in
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a relationship.
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First little boy I met, I was like, what's up?
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You rich?
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You willing to die for me?
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Am I your dream?
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Am I your everything?
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What you gonna do about it?
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And obviously he didn't stay with me because he, he's 13 years
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old.
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What happens one day I ask him for food and what does he say?
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No man, that's mine.
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Clearly, you're not rich enough to buy me something.
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What's going on?
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What's wrong with you?
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Where my money at?
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Why don't you have a job?
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And he just wasn't ready.
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And I'm like, I can't work with that and she's like, no, no,
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Laura.
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That's not how life works.
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And I'm like, no, man, that's not true.
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I'm gonna find me someone like that and guess what?
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I have a boyfriend now and guess what?
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She was, right.
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And she's like, I see Laura and I'm like, no, and I'm stuck with
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a hobo boyfriend who I love very much.
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You don't have money?
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That's ok.
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We have kids someday.
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Maybe.
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No.
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Um Please watch my videos.
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You don't want to go in there, Uncle Tanya.
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I just feel like you're not feeling all the feelings that I'm
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feeling.
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No, they are a grand secret to take.