Series

My Twilight Obsession

Team Edward 4evah.
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Hey guys, my name is Laura and I have a confession to make.
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I'm a die hard Twilight fan.
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I'm not proud of the choices I've made.
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It's not who I want to be.
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I didn't choose this path.
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It chose me.
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What can I say, man?
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It was a sexy, weird vampire story.
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Don't come up in here and tell me you don't like sexy vampire
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stuff.
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It all started when a friend of mine gave me the book Twilight
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when I was 18 years old and everyone was obsessed with it and
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I was like, oh, what?
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This sounds stupid.
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But then I read the book and I was like, oh, I understand.
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I think what I really liked about it was how obsessed they were
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with each other.
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They would fight because she wanted to live forever.
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And he's like, I don't want that for you because I love you so
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much.
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Like that's the kind of relationship that I wanted and my boyfriend
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just wasn't giving me that we would constantly get into fights
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because I would be like, why can't you be more like Edward?
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Why?
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And he was like, because it's a book and we broke up because
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of the book.
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It wasn't healthy.
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I remember one time when I got to college, it was during the
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second book when it came out and I was reading it in the middle
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of class because who needed to pay attention to class when
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you have the second twilight book, am I right?
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And in that class, a girl sitting next to me goes, is that twilight
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I'm like, uh yeah, she goes, I'm reading it too and I was like
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so me and her became very close friends.
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I would look forward to going into that class just to talk about
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twilight.
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Like my theories, her theories who did she play?
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Because that's when Jacob comes in and I'm like, how do you
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feel about this new Jake Up character?
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Like, who is he?
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Right?
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I was always team Edward because Jacob looked like he smelled
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a little bit.
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Like come on boy, like put some deodorant or something.
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You know what?
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I wouldn't even mind it if he smelled a little bit.
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Yes, I do.
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I was so obsessed that I had the DVD si had the CD si had the soundtracks
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at the posters.
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I had a big ass poster of Edward going like this come with me
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And I was like, yes, that's what I want.
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Take me with you into your beautiful world of everlasting
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love and obsession.
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You know how some people say don't judge a book by its cover
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don't judge a book by its movie guys just because the movies
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where doesn't mean the book is, except for the last one.
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Y'all know what I'm talking about.
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If y'all read twilight, the last book when that book took a
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turn, I was like, OK, take it easy twilight.
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What, what are you doing?
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They went too far at the end, but I had to keep reading because
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you know, you got to finish the story.
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I never liked Bella.
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I think she was a little pushover.
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You know what Edward needed a Latina because let me tell you
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something.
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There wouldn't have been an if and or but I would have been like
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bitch, I wanna be your wife forever.
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Why you acting brand new?
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Oh So you like me but now you don't want me to be a vampire with
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you.
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What's up with that?
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That's what I would have said.
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Let me tell you he would have a Latina.
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There would have, she would have been a vampire the next day
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Come here, bitch right now.
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You want this, you want this booty?
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You want you, you want all of this?
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You need to what?
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Ok.
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Thank you.
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Hashtag Latina Twilight.
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Hashtag Were you guys Twilight fans or Harry Potter fans or
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Hunger Games fans or divergent fans?
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Did you guys like the movies?
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How do you feel about that situation?
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Did they cover everything that you liked in the books on to
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the movie screen?
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Because they did not do that with twilight.
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Granted twi it wasn't the best.
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Did the world stop once you started reading these books?
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Because I know they stopped for me, let me know in the comments
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I will definitely read them.
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And for all y'all little girls thinking this is gonna be a vlog
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about Adrian is not.
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Thank you.
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He's back in Miami.
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Oh, I shouldn't have said where he lives.
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I'm kidding.
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Oh, no.