Series

If Venezuelan Sayings Were Said in English

Poor abuela.
Show transcript
00:04
What pubic lies.
00:06
I'm more bored than a turtle inside a drawer.
00:15
Mm.
00:19
Wednesday.
00:20
Laura.
00:21
You're such a pig.
00:22
Oh, yeah.
00:22
Armadillo.
00:23
Calling the tortoise shell.
00:31
Where is this place in the mother's vagina?
00:35
I'm hungrier than a flea on a teddy bear.
00:40
Hello?
00:44
And then you make a right.
00:45
You understand.
00:46
Hello?
00:48
Want more lost than a fart in a jacuzzi.
00:51
Be true.
00:57
The bag.
00:57
You have $5.
00:58
I can b, I'm sure it didn't sleep in the best, man.
01:02
No.
01:02
Corona.
01:06
Ah, where are you going?
01:08
No, I'm going out with a girlfriend.
01:14
Do it, do it go up, wait and you're more than a grandma in the
01:21
motorcycle.