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Cuaima on the prowl.

I'm a very rational person when it comes to being cheated on. Dariany Santana and I dance off.
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Ok.
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That's fine with me.
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I don't need uh she does, she trust me.
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She doesn't need to be here.
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Ok?
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She, she doesn't need to do anything.
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Oh my God.
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Hello everyone.
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I'm Laura and this is Laura's corner.
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It is my corner.
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It belongs to me in today's episode.
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We'll talk about the time that I stalked my ex boyfriend at
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the club because I used to be a toxic but not anymore.
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Thank God.
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Today's guest will be that Garcia.
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She's an incredible actress and cook and we'll ask her if she
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used to be a toxic anyway.
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But first a PS A warning in this video, I talk about rummaging
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through my ex-boyfriend's phone.
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Ladies.
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I am not condoning this as good behavior.
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I had to do this because I used to be a toxic.
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I am no longer a toxic.
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Please don't look at your boyfriend's phone unless you have
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to.
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When I was a little girl, the house of Mao brainwashed me into
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believing that one day Prince Charming will come and sweep
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me off my feet and will live happily ever after.
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But most importantly, it taught me that you only fell in love
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once Cinderella's man took one look at her toes.
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Ida.
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That was it snow white.
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And Aurora woke up from a true loves best from a stranger.
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I, that was it like, how was that true love?
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I was so scared of not being able to fall in love again that the
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first guy I fell in love with, I made sure that I put up with everything
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ok?
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And I became completely insecure because my ex put me through
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so much shit.
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So anyway, this story begins in the summer of 2012, I was 22
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years old living what I thought was my best life and toxic relationship
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with my high school sweetheart.
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My ex boyfriend loved flirting with girls via my face F IFI
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F and because I was young, naive and stupid and my head was up
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my butt.
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I stayed with him because I believe that you only fell in love
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once.
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Anyway, my boyfriend had this cute little thing he did that
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whenever we would go out clubbing, he would leave me to go out
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and dance with other girls.
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Yes.
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You heard that right?
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I allowed my boyfriend at the time to dance with other girls
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while I was in the same club as him.
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His reasoning when I confronted him about it.
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The first time was it was just more fun to dance with other people
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You don't expect me to dance with you the whole night, do you
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Yes.
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I did expect that that's what you do when you're in a relationship
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But because I had an extreme case of codependency, I allowed
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it and I pretended like I was ok with it and I wasn't one day my
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ex boyfriend tells me he's gonna go out with his friends that
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night when I ask him, I'm like, oh, where are you going?
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He's like, oh, I don't know.
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You know, I'm just gonna, you know, hang out with the boys.
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This would have never been a problem if I had trusted him, but
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I didn't trust him.
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He was a sneaky guy and I knew it.
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So what did I do next?
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I checked his phone.
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I knew his ass was gonna try and dance with other girls because
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that's what he did when he went clubbing.
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So I decided to fuck shit up.
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Who can play that game?
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I had the location now I need my crew.
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I called five of my most ride or die friends that love the drama
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and encouraged me to be a my girl.
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Let me a shirt that if you pull it down enough to pass as a dress
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at the club, my friends and I dispersed.
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I wanted to make sure that his friends saw me so that they could
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report back to him.
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It was like a movie.
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People catch me if you can.
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And as I was dancing and being such a fun girl, I was also looking
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for my man.
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I was like this.
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When I finally saw my man from afar, I pretended I didn't see
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him and I grabbed the nearest guy I could and I started to be
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nasty style.
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No body part was left untouched.
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I was single as fuck.
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In that moment, this man that I was dancing with had clearly
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never danced with AA on the prowl, on the move, on the get go
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When my man finally showed up, I acted as if I had completely
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gotten caught.
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Oh my gosh.
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What, what are you doing here?
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Excuse me?
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Sorry, I could have won an Oscar that night.
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He asked me if I had known that he was going to be there and I was
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like, absolutely not.
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I said my girl, Jackie invited me to this thing.
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I didn't know you were going to be here.
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In fact, I asked him if he was following me.
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In the end, my toxic plan worked.
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I got my man to dance with me the entire night.
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Not once did he asked me that night if he could go dance with
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other girls.
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I thought you either play the game or get played.
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And my plan worked except in reality, I played myself because
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I was still in a toxic relationship with this man.
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Eventually we did break up.
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But I decided never again to settle for less than what I thought
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I deserved.
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I did have to date a lot of weird guys and through trial and error
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I found my prince charming.
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Oh, get cheesy.
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I know.
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Anyway, let's go meet our guest.
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Today's guest is a comedian, an actress, a host.
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She's done it all.
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She's gonna do even more.
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Please welcome Dadiani Santana.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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Thank you so much for having me.
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Welcome to my corner.
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I love it.
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It, it really is just wonderful.
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So I have a very special question for you.
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I just wanna know if you are as toxic as I am.
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I was.
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Have you ever been put in a situation where your man is dancing
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with another girl?
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And what was that like?
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Oh we can talk about that.
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Um She said we could talk about that.
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Let's go.
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So I'm in a college party with my boyfriend at the time and we
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walk in this girl like grabs his ass.
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I know I didn't see it but he told me he goes here.
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That girl grabbed my ass at first.
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I was like that's corny.
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We we grab ass like, ok and I see home girls like creeping closer
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to him.
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This bitch I got my I got my eye on her for you and the closer she
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I see the intent, the intent is there and the closer she's getting
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the more my anger is.
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Can you call that anger agua?
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I don't know what that means.
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A Kaya is a Venezuelan term for a woman who's jealous but not
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jealous.
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Not just jealous.
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Oh, she said no, she's not a, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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You know what it was?
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Tell me right now she had one thing, what she had.
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Audacity.
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That's who she had.
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Audacity.
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You see, that's my man.
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I walked in with him anyway.
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She starts to dance with him.
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And at this point, like I don't, I pulled her hair very quickly
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You pulled her hair?
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I did but I didn't think about it.
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It was very much.
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It was an animal instinct.
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But you, no, you thought I can't.
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No, absolutely not.
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No.
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Hold on.
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What did your man do?
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A lot of and I was like, I have one last question for you.
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Have you ever been in a dance off?
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Oh my God.
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Yes, great.
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Because we're about to have one now in today's game that an
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and I will battle it out on the dance floor.
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My ex boyfriend will decide with the help of the crew who wins
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Who did this?
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Who did this a little bit?
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A little bit, a little bit of chicken.
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A little bit of chicken.
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Good luck with this one?
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Dadiani.
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I'm really good at it.
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Jazz.
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Mhm.
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Hey, hey, hey, nice break.
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Dance.
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This thing, that thing.
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Ok.
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Oh, that was it.
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Dance.
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Pop.
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Go, hi, go Jersey.
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Fist pump.
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That's where I'm going, taking it to Jersey.
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A little bit of this.
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A little bit of this.
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Wash machine wash machine angle, right angle.
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Left the Miami tip.
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You didn't expect that.
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Oh, money.
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The hustle.
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It's usually a person involved in the hustle, but I'll just
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do it by myself.
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It's fine.
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I don't need a partner.
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Do the hustle.
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Electronica.
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I'm on drugs.
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No.
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Oh, go, nice.
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Go nice.
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We moved past our exes.
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We did and our ex toxic behavior too.
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You know what I say to that?
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Let's go.
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Today we talked about a lot of things, some things were personal
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Today I talked about my ex boyfriend and he said go away.
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He was dancing with another girl.
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I stopped him at the club that Yani pulled a girl's hair.
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Hey, good luck.
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Don't mess with us.
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Don't mess with us.
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We are bad bitches.
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We stalk our boyfriends.
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We hit girls.
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What kind of girls are?
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This?
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Took a weird turn.
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That's ok.
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It's out as corner, it's out as corner.