Series

Breaking Down Disney Princesses

Sugar and spice.
Show transcript
00:00
I know you.
00:02
I met you once upon a dream.
00:06
Hello, I'm Laura.
00:07
I love Disney princesses.
00:09
They are super nostalgic to my heart.
00:11
I grew up with them.
00:12
Hello.
00:13
I'm just saying, you know their message is a little ratchet
00:15
Let's start off with Snow White.
00:16
She friend zone seven little guys.
00:19
Then she falls asleep and waits for the real prince charming
00:22
the real prince charming to wake her up, didn't do anything
00:25
ratchet.
00:26
Sleeping beauty and then she falls asleep and then she waits
00:31
for a guy to wake her up.
00:32
Oh, they kissed me.
00:33
OK, I'm good now, I'm good.
00:35
Now, what does Cinderella do?
00:37
She was playing too many games.
00:38
She's like, you know what, I'm gonna leave my shoe and have
00:40
him find me.
00:41
Let him deal with my shoe.
00:43
Just be honest with you.
00:44
Let him know what's up?
00:45
Damn.
00:45
The little mermaid.
00:46
Oh Dad, I wanna date this guy who's a human.
00:49
He's like, ok, you can't because you're young.
00:51
She becomes a human.
00:52
Then what does the witch do?
00:53
She takes her voice away.
00:54
Got your ass be she's so thirsty.
00:56
She got with the beast.
00:57
She didn't try to help her dad.
00:58
She was like, ok, bye dad.
00:59
I'll stay with the beast.
01:00
Bye, Jasmine.
01:02
She went off with a literally Aladdin doesn't have any shoes
01:06
He's actually a, you know who the real mvps are.
01:09
Pocahontas and Mulan, they both contributed to society.
01:12
They didn't need a man.
01:13
Now, I'm gonna tell you something.
01:14
Pocahontas had a little sugar with John Smith, but that didn't
01:18
blind her from helping her community girl for you.
01:22
What did Mulan do?
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She dressed up like a man and was like, you know what, I'm gonna
01:25
save my country.
01:26
I'm gonna save my people.
01:27
She fell in love with the guy.
01:28
He thought she was gay or something.
01:29
And then she was like, guess what?
01:30
I'm a girl.
01:31
Look at my boobs.
01:32
He was like, oh shit, that's cool.
01:34
I'm a little pissed at you because I didn't know that and she
01:36
was like, fine, whatever.
01:39
Do you still want to help me save our people?
01:41
And he was like, fine, I guess and she was like, great.
01:43
Let's go.
01:43
And then they got together because he saw how heroic she was
01:46
basically guys.
01:47
We don't need a guy to save us, which is why I like the newer movies
01:51
with Merida Moana Princes Anna Princess, the other, they're
01:54
they're trying to do something with their lives guys.
01:57
I'm not bitter about being broken up.
01:59
I'm just saying I don't need a man and y'all don't either to
02:01
get through life.
02:03
Now if y'all want some sugar.
02:04
That's fine.
02:05
Let me know what you guys think of the princesses.
02:07
Who do you think is the most ratchet?
02:09
Who do you think is not that ratchet?
02:11
Oh And if y'all think there should be a Latina princess who's
02:15
bad ass.
02:16
Hell, it should be me.
02:18
I'm kidding.
02:19
Or not Disney.