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Adventures With My Abuela

Things you can't unsee.
Show transcript
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Hey guys, my name is Laura.
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And today I will tell you a story that happened to my grandma
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and I, something you must know about my grandmother is that
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she's very religious.
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Like she wakes up at six o'clock in the morning and she prays
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for everybody.
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Like I know I am fully blessed as soon as I wake up because my
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grandma's blessings are all over me.
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I wake up and I'm like blessed.
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Yes.
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Thank you grandma for that.
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Sends all her saints to me.
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Me and my grandma love going on adventures.
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This particular adventure happened while we were at the doctor's
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office.
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Sometimes my mom can't take her.
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My step dad can't take her.
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So I take her I don't mind.
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And I love my grandma.
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She cooks for me.
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She gives me secret candy every now and then.
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Uh Yeah, I'm gonna take you to the doctor.
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Let's go keep her laugh for as long as possible.
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Yes.
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Who else is gonna feed me?
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Now?
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Me and my grandma are sitting down in the waiting room and we're
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just waiting.
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We're minding our own business.
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You know, she's reading a little biblical booklet.
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I'm just on my phone doing my thing.
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And all of a sudden I look up and in front of me is an old man with
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shorts on and his leg is crossed.
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Now, I'm like, oh, cool.
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That's an old man right there.
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My brain told me to look up and I see his balls are hanging from
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his shorts and they are saggy.
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They're like melting out of his pants and I'm like, no, no,
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no.
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What I'm seeing cannot be right.
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So I look back down and I'm like, no brain.
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You are incorrect.
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Let me look back up.
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Man's balls are there.
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And so I'm like, oh my God.
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Like does he not feel the breeze?
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Like it's pretty cool in the doctor's office?
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You might get a little shit.
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I'm a little cold like my arms are getting a little cold.
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I can't imagine your balls are not cold right now.
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So I look to my grandma and I'm like a a and she's like, look over
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there and she looks and she goes Santa Maria and she starts
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say like, like, I don't know how many times she blessed herself
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for her to maybe I don't know if she was trying to unsee what
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she saw.
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I don't know what she was asking Jesus by doing that so many
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times.
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So as we're crying from laughter because we're holding it
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in, she goes and I'm like, that's not true.
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He does not want us to look at his balls.
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And I'm like, oh my God, it looks like a yo, yo, this man is moving
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his legs now and it's like going up and down, up and down.
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And we're both just absolutely horrified that this is happening
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Finally, the doctor calls us in and we're like, go, go, go,
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go, go and we're like scurrying away while we were like two
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little girls like laughing and giggling.
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We're like, yeah, balls.
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Old man, balls, old man.
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Balls.
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I love my grandma.
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Have you guys ever seen old man Balls before?
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With your grandma?
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If you guys have let me know or any kind of nip slip or B slip.
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Um I'm sure it happens to all of us.
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I hope I don't have a nip slip when I'm like that age.
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I hope I feel the breeze and I hope someone maybe tells me that
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I have something showing unless like my grandma was saying
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maybe he liked the attention we were giving him low key, nasty
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old man.