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Dique La Malcriada

Perla Massiel and Chuchi got some 'splainin to do. Stacey and Connor's friendship takes a turn for the better.
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01:00
No.
01:07
So are we just not gonna talk about what happened?
01:10
Nothing happened.
01:12
I'm happy.
01:13
You're happy.
01:17
It's not that black and white.
01:19
It is.
01:19
For me you're ruining somebody's life.
01:24
Yes.
01:28
It was a team effort.
01:31
I only did it because he doesn't deserve her.
01:33
I'm the one that can make her happy.
01:34
So for me, it was the right thing to do.
01:37
Wow, what your intentions were and you think is gonna stay
01:55
with you after he finds out what happened.
01:57
Find out that, that that's not how the scene goes.
02:08
As snitches get stitches.
02:10
It has to rhyme.
02:26
No one's talking to you.
02:27
He what are those about to walk on water?
02:38
At least I got a real job.
02:47
You will fit right in with a, with a light skin.
03:17
Good talking to you.
03:18
Mhm Yeah.
03:36
Why let's eat?
03:39
Are you?
03:39
OK.
03:41
Um Yeah, I'm just, I'm going to change my hair up and stuff.
03:45
So like I'm thinking about bangs.
03:47
You want bangs?
03:48
Yeah.
03:48
Like you know that's why it's cute.
03:51
You think I should get bang?
03:52
Don't do bangs.
03:53
We always regret bangs.
03:55
Yeah.
03:56
Therapy.
03:56
Therapy would be a much better choice.
03:58
Yeah.
03:59
So I definitely was not shooting a tiktok.
04:02
That's it.
04:02
00, God.
04:04
Ok.
04:05
So it was our anniversary yesterday.
04:10
Yeah.
04:11
And I completely flipped out on him.
04:16
Yes.
04:17
But why, I don't know.
04:19
Honestly, I don't understand.
04:22
This is what you wanted.
04:23
Right.
04:24
No.
04:24
Yes.
04:25
But it's like when I saw him and Stacy together, what do you
04:28
mean saw him and Stacey, like, make it out.
04:30
No hugging, no, anything romantic, any way, shape or form
04:35
Well, her hand was on his face and I don't know.
04:40
He told me he was at work.
04:41
So when I see them together, I don't know if my mind went somewhere
04:45
else.
04:46
He's not at work.
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When he says he is, he comes home late and when he gives me these
04:51
flowers, I just, I just flipped out.
04:56
Can't believe you did that.
04:57
I know it sounds like something you would do, ok?
05:02
She ain't wrong.
05:04
Um ok, so I have to tell you something but you have to promise
05:11
not to tell because I will like straight up murder you.
05:15
Ok?
05:16
Ok.
05:16
I'm serious.
05:17
Yeah.
05:17
All right.
05:18
So funny story.
05:22
So the reason he's been getting home late is because he picked
05:25
up a couple other jobs.
05:28
He's been trying to save money to get you guys your own apartment
05:33
What?
05:34
Oh my God Neil.
05:35
Why didn't you say anything?
05:37
It was a surprise bitch.
05:40
God, I feel so stupid.
05:43
That makes way more sense than him cheating.
05:46
Oh my God.
05:48
Do you think he's mad at me?
05:50
I, oh, oh, it ruins everything.
05:57
I wouldn't say that loves you too much.
06:01
Don't you remember how you guys started dating?
06:06
Yes.
06:06
I kept him in the friend zone for forever.
06:09
I mean, for months I would tell him about my crush on Raymond
06:12
Raymond was a hottie though.
06:14
I mean, yeah.
06:15
And like I was begging him to set us up on a date and he had the
06:18
date set up at the movies and I show up waiting for him and is
06:23
there waiting for me with flowers and popcorn.
06:27
He was patient with you back then and he's patient with your
06:31
crazy ass.
06:32
Now listen, you're still gonna be the future Mrs Lopez.
06:35
No one's gonna take that away from you.
06:38
Not even you shitting all over your anniversary.
06:41
Oh God no, it was bad.
06:45
There was balloons everywhere and there was like candles
06:48
and he's never done that.
06:50
I know I did that shit was like candles everywhere.
06:54
Shit.
06:55
You OK, mama you need, let's get you some bangs.
06:58
I think they'll look good.
06:59
You know I need a change.
07:01
I need, I need to get rid of this thing to me like this.
07:06
Ok?
07:06
But how do you know how to do bangs?
07:08
I found this video on tiktok that really.
07:11
No.
07:12
How does this work?
07:14
How would they know?
07:15
But how would they know?
07:16
No one's going to know who's they?
07:17
How would they know who's they how would they know she'll never
07:23
see it coming?
07:28
Well, all of us in the ending, let's just hope and turn into
07:32
another fight.
07:33
Like last time I'm not worried about it because it's gonna
07:36
be perfect.
07:37
You got the ring, of course, affirmative over.
07:41
All right.
07:42
Let me see it.
07:44
Come on, bro.
07:44
You don't trust your best man.
07:46
I do now.
07:50
I'm just making sure.
07:51
Uh So the location confirmed over and why are you talking like
07:56
that again?
07:56
It's because like it feels like we're in a spy movie, you know
07:59
doing spy shit.
08:03
I'm gonna stop you right there because we're not.
08:05
So I've recommended photographer, er, what photographer
08:09
the one from the mixer from that event that we uh what was her
08:13
name?
08:13
What was she wearing?
08:15
She was the one wearing the fucking camera around her neck
08:17
Tucci.
08:18
Come on.
08:18
Oh her.
08:19
Yes.
08:19
Yes, yes.
08:20
Her, yes, she is good to go.
08:22
We are ready to roll over and out conduct Connor.
09:09
Connor.
09:10
You have to squeeze the almond to get the milk.
09:12
What, what, what, whatever I found something.
09:16
Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
09:18
Let's start with the good news first.
09:20
So I was able to hack into and I was able to find some GYN appointments
09:25
and the appointment started shortly after she sent you the
09:28
pregnancy test picture.
09:30
How is also she ordered some prenatal vitamins from my Amazon
09:35
account.
09:36
How is that good news?
09:37
Stacey, the prenatal vitamins were not delivered to my house
09:41
or to Kalidas house.
09:42
Well, then who got them?
09:44
Oh, who got them?
09:45
Jay Fernandez got them.
09:48
Who's Jay Fernandez?
09:50
Who's Jay Fernandez?
09:52
Jesus Fernandez A K A?
09:55
So I hacked into all of her text messages with Jesus and guess
09:59
what the fuck.
10:00
I found spit it out.
10:03
Well, she wasn't lying about having sex at the Halloween party
10:07
She just wasn't having it with you.
10:09
So that can only mean one thing.
10:12
One is the father, she's the father, she's the father, the
10:20
father.
10:20
You are not the father, the father, the father, she's the,
10:25
she's the, she's, she's not the father.
10:29
I knew it.
10:30
I knew I didn't sleep with her.
10:33
Let's not tell them, let's let them, let them know what they
10:35
know.
10:37
I want to see how far they go with this.
10:39
There is someone we do have to tell though.
10:43
Don't worry.
10:44
She won't say anything.