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Dique A Falta de Pan, Casabe

Stacey starts to follow her own advice for once, and ventures off on her first blind date. It's their five-year anniversary, so Calimete plans something special for Giselle.
Show transcript
00:14
Rule number 888.
00:16
Try anything once and today's adventure is called hinge.
00:23
Please, please, please don't be a serial killer.
00:26
A catfish or a fucking hi Connor.
01:24
What are you doing here?
01:25
Uh I live here.
01:27
I'm supposed to be going on a date situation though.
01:29
So.
01:32
Wow.
01:33
Ok.
01:34
You know what?
01:35
Let's get you home.
01:40
It's all right.
01:41
What about your date?
01:43
Don't even worry about it.
01:44
He was probably crazy.
01:46
Anyway, lights, I just wax for this date.
01:55
You so owe me a little healthier, right?
02:09
So wait, wait.
02:17
Yeah.
02:20
Here you don't drink this water.
02:22
You're gonna hate yourself later.
02:23
I already hate myself bad a person.
02:28
Why are you even helping me?
02:30
Simple past traumas have convinced me into thinking that
02:34
I can fix people.
02:37
Uh I'm saying that I have a phd in psychos also.
02:41
I have a little bit of experience with this and I know that this
02:44
is less about the alcohol and more about buring something
02:48
So what did at this time?
02:52
There's no more Mia your BFF decided to try to trick me into
02:59
sleeping with her at the Halloween party, Selena and John
03:03
Snow.
03:03
Don't even go together.
03:06
What do you mean she tricked you?
03:07
I don't know.
03:08
I don't remember.
03:09
I blacked out and this is why you can't be drinking like that
03:13
kind of because nothing good ever comes out of, wait a second
03:17
at the Halloween party.
03:19
Yeah.
03:20
So she's gone.
03:23
Oh, thank God.
03:30
Something is not adding up.
03:32
Can I borrow a laptop?
03:37
Hm.
03:37
What's your password?
03:40
Hello.
03:42
Gonorrhea Xoxo.
03:44
Wow.
03:46
All caps.
03:52
What are you looking for?
03:54
Not your nasty as search history.
03:57
But, and I share an icloud so that means that our accounts are
04:00
synced.
04:01
So, so if we're lucky I can log into her account from here and
04:05
I can see everything that she's been up to and if we're not lucky
04:09
excuse me, I have other ways also.
04:12
I have not had food since you decided to get shit face.
04:15
So, how about you?
04:16
Give me your phone so that I can order food kit?
04:18
Come on.
04:33
Hey, hey, my bad.
04:38
I mean, what are you doing here?
04:41
That's it.
04:43
Yeah, sure.
04:45
Um, just don't make any sort of movements because Henry will
04:48
I not shooting?
04:53
Oh, my God.
04:54
I'm so, yeah, sorry.
04:57
I'm sorry.
04:58
It's all good.
04:59
So, what's up?
05:01
Uh, yeah, so, uh, it's Kali's anniversary tonight at his place
05:07
and I was wondering, you know, if you'd be down to help me set
05:11
up the place before this all gets there?
05:16
Yeah.
05:16
Um, I totally forgot.
05:18
I'm sorry.
05:19
Um, but yeah, let me finish up here and I will shower at me either
05:24
Ok, sounds good.
05:25
Thank you, Linda.
05:27
You forgot my name.
05:29
Yes.
05:34
See you later.
05:35
Yeah.
05:43
Ok.
05:43
I think that's enough balloons but um go time you ready?
05:49
She's almost here.
05:51
You're nervous.
05:52
He's nervous.
05:53
The cucumber.
05:59
Hey, you ready?
06:02
I come up.
06:15
Yes.
06:20
What's all this?
06:21
Ok.
06:23
Happy anniversary baby.
06:31
Ok.
06:32
All last week you and Stacey were hanging out when you said
06:34
you were working.
06:35
I mean, don't lie to me.
06:37
I saw you.
06:39
You having sex, love baby?
06:41
Do you know how crazy you sound right now?
06:42
How crazy I sound.
06:45
What?
06:45
Answer the question.
06:46
No, I'm not sleeping with.
06:48
Ok.
06:49
So why did you lie and say you were at work when you weren't?
06:52
And you know, I saw you with Stacy hanging on her building,
06:55
walking in together.
06:55
What does she need a fucking?
06:57
Huh?
06:58
Did she?
07:00
OK?
07:01
It's just that let's calm down.
07:03
I also went to the barbershop and they close at 8 p.m. You'll
07:07
be coming home mad late at like 11 pm.
07:11
Do I look stupid?
07:12
No, no, it ain't like that.
07:14
But you're gonna have to trust me on this.
07:17
I need to clear my head and I can't deal with all of this right
07:22
now.