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You think Jess is gonna pay me back for her ticket?
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That bitch is always broke and I think Marcus is cheating on
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Marcus who you just started seeing and writes you poems in
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rhyming couplets and sends you oversized Hershey's kisses
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Yeah, I think he meant me over compensating.
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I think that's what it is.
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No way too corny to be cheating.
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See, I think that's his cover.
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I think his cover is that he's corny and no one expects him to
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No, I think you're overcompensating because you have a side
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piece and you haven't told him about it.
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Yeah, a cute friend.
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That was once and once.
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Let's say you are a lucky kind of person.
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You're well liked by friends and colleagues.
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You're a jovial, generous kind individual.
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You were recently promoted to manager at Kenneth Cole.
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You're on a dating streak and just yesterday you got a fantastic
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haircut on your way to the local coffee shop to read the most
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recent New York Times best selling novel.
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You decide to have a snack, you buy one from the Pakistani man
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who has a little fruit cart on the corner.
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I get a banana and who every once in a while winks seductively
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You forgive him because he comes from another part of the world
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in which he was socialized differently.
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And because being the best you means not sweating the small
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stuff and you know that you continue to make your way and finish
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However, given the continuous terror threat that New York
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City is currently in, you are not able to find a single garbage
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can and it just so happens that you chose to wear skinny jeans
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So you can't put the banana peel in your pocket.
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Instead you decide to discreetly drop the banana peel and
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keep walking a moment or two later, you hear a loud scream.
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You turn around and find an older gentleman Ajito has slipped
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and fallen on the banana peel, you dropped on the ground.
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No one knows it was you who did it and though you feel guilty
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about the whole thing, you don't want to draw any unnecessary
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attention to yourself.
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No, you continue to make your way to the coffee shop.
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However, you fear the worst.
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Could it be that your negligence has caused the death of a poor
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innocent old human while you are trying to read and drink your
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You see the Bios ghost drinking rum at the other end of the shop
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while you're at your job as manager at Kenneth Cole, you see
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the Vijit ghost doing the running man in a new pair of sneakers
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and even while you sleep, you see the Yao's ghost sleeping
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I can understand it.
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That's, that's what that means.
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What you mean is do unto others as you would have them do unto
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You know what else is a bit fucking Jeff?
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Where is that motherfucker?
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