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Jenny69 x Sasha Merci

The #1 Buchona Jenny69 gets her nails did by comedian Sasha Merci and opens up about why size matters.
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00:11
Hey, it's Jenny 69 and we're gonna be getting into nails
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and shit with my homegirl Sasha.
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So what does 69 stand for 69 stands for whatever you want
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it to mean. Oh pussy pink breast cancer.
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We love that. And then our second option is this one
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is in the shade booty hole brown.
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I think I like booty hole brown.
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We're here for the brown.
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Exactly. Especially like when you want to hold it.
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You know, this matches the whole moment.
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Yes. Damn girl.
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Look at your cuticles.
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Yo, I'm freaking saw stuff.
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Look at me, I'm dusty.
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I'm dusty. Crusty.
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Musty. Yo. They sizing really good like they remember me
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They're so cute.
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See if your fingernails match.
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They probably do. Yeah,
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they do. Yes.
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Magical booty hole brown and my booty hole.
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How do you define bon?
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Bon? I feel like is a mujer and Porada makes her
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own decisions and it takes care of her kids.
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Is there like a bon catchphrase?
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Antes Muerta Que cenla?
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Oh ante muerta Queila.
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You heard that? That's a very bon.
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But what does the length of your nail say about a person
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Some of the girls that have really long nails are lazy
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and don't do shit around the house.
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I'm just gonna say that I can only like,
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I'm just speaking for myself because I'm lazy and I don't do
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shit around the house.
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Girls that have a medium length are very much like the pretty
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clean cut girls. What about a business girl?
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Like, what type of nails would she get medium length in
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short? I feel like this is very business girl.
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Nails. The ones that I'm putting on you.
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You heard it here first?
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It's very million dollar pussy.
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Oh my God. Three bitches.
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And do guys need clean nails too?
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Do they have to have clean nails?
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I feel like if a guy has dirt under their nails,
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girl, they got a dirty D get that shit away from
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me. No, ma'am.
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He will fuck up your whole phph bacterial vaginosis.
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I'm not a shallow girl but please just hygiene.
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Wash your collas and wash your mouth.
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Thank you. And that goes for girls too.
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That is so fucking pretty.
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They look super cute.
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Huh? Yeah, I love it.
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Definitely. D grabber.
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It's gross. These are d grabber size,
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right? Do you feel like size matters?
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Absolutely. Definitely. So this is the final step.
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You guys. That's why I love these little press on moments
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because it already comes with the French tip.
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And 01 thing I hate is like when the bitches don't get
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my French tip right?
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So since these are like computer made,
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it's like a fresh nice French tip every single time.
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So what's next for you,
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Jenny? I have a tanner coming out and then also my
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hairline is called Pul Galas.
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So I'm launching hair extensions.
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And where can I buy stomach hair extensions?
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Well, follow me on Instagram and then I'll keep you updated
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with the launch and everything because like it's,
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this is top secret.
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Oh The nails look cute.
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Oh my God. This is crazy.
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I look like hers.
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I look like a a Herz,
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right? Shes like a mo hers.
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This is crazy. Like I look like a whole bitch.
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You really do. I was half a bitch before you made
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you built the bitch debate.
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Now the attention is here.
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Come here now, go away,
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come here now. Leave,
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come here. No,
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come here but leave.
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Ok? Look at these circumcised fingers.
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So this was nails and shit with my homegirl Sasha.
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I gave it a little buzz down.
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French chip, Tatiana nails.
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How you feeling? Sis?
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I'm feeling good. This booty hole brown is really,
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really making me feel like a brand new chick.
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So I'm gonna be acting brand new.
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So if you thought you knew me,
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you don't.