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My girl picked this shirt out.
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I was like, no, I can totally see you like that kid from the C
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He looks like the little vacuum of the Zar.
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My name is Sasha Mercy Patriot Support in the building, Eric
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Rivera here and this is another episode of three G's on the
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So what's really good?
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No, we chilling, man.
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Season two season, man.
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I'm excited to be here today.
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Uh I wanna introduce AAA homeboy a home me, it's like I'm catering
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The homeboy the whole me.
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Why are you a caterer?
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Because I'm trying to make people feel good.
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I'm trying to make them feel at home and shit.
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Anyways, when we got my boy in the building, Mr Concrete himself
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you already know this all over my feet, bro.
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I'm like, damn, I don't even follow him on tiktok and he stays
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You can find it on any platform.
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What did you mostly use?
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Uh Probably Instagram, Instagram.
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Yeah, that, that's why tiktok is just kind of, I just, you know
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throw the same content on there every now and then if it lives
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I feel like living in L A or like, I feel like Land of Janie but
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I feel like, uh uh do people just automatically want to be entertainers
01:46
because they're like, you guys are in the fucking mecca of
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entertainment, like when you were growing up where you were
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like, oh for sure, I'm gonna be in entertainment.
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Like, was that a thing or I knew what I wanted to do.
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I, I didn't know I was in Hollywood even though I was only 25
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That's what I wanted to ask you.
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Yeah, that's what I wanted to ask.
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Like you're from the valley and I wanted to know like, how is
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the hustle different from anywhere else that you've been
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So you didn't feel like you were Hollywood because the Valley
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just felt too far away from you even though it's like fucking
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just the thought of like being on TV.
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You know, first of all was like, yeah, come on dog, you know
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you know, just growing up in a, you know, not, not, not, not
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very, you know, not a wealthy family or, you know, knowledgeable
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My parents are first generation, you know, they came here
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So for them to be like, we're gonna get you hash shots is gonna
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We're like, what the fuck?
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I, I'll take the pictures.
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I was like, no mom, you can't do that.
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It has to be, you know, so they're like, no, you're not doing
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acting shit and for them to take off of work to go to auditions
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and all that, that wasn't gonna happen.
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You know, because to them asking for a day off of work was like
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they were afraid because like I might get fired for that.
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They didn't know they can take a day off.
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They didn't know they can ask for time.
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You know, feel like that.
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Like I still feel like I can't say no to something because I'm
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like, oh you know what I mean?
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I can't take a day off.
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You gotta fucking do everything.
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I've seen some of your gigs.
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You can say no, you can take like, yo, bro, say no to this.
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I'm like, I can't, I mean, I know it's a funeral but this guy
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was, you know what I mean?
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But that's a very good perspective of what you were saying
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that your family didn't want to take the time off because they
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were afraid that they were going to lose their bread and butter
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And I think that a lot of times as kids who are kids of immigrant
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families, we always see it as like you wasn't supporting me
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you wasn't supporting me, but there was a whole lot of fear
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and like to support that and I don, I don't hold any kind of resentment
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towards my parents because I get it.
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You know, the only one I know.
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I like that right there, dude, introducing a new segment that
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I like to call white people problems.
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Uh Just because, you know, I hear you guys and your neighborhoods
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and I don't know what the hell y'all talking about because
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I live in a white neighborhood.
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We know you live in a white Sasha's.
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Sasha's been to my house.
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She's seen the neighborhood.
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Jesus is not because uh they call the cops.
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So I don't invite them over once and everybody was like, are
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So I gotta ask is anybody here on the next door neighbor app
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It's some whack shit.
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So it's an app where people go on, you can go on and check your
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Now, I'm gonna say this.
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If you live in a dangerous neighborhood, it's entertaining
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It's like somebody got stabbed here, somebody got shot here
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Somebody stole my Yeah, something like that.
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But in my neighborhood is white people complain about crazy
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like, oh my God, we found baby squirrel, what kind of milk should
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And you're like, OK, exactly.
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And they share this share.
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So I got, I got my first white person problem.
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Uh So this woman right here, she says Hi, everyone.
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I set up a go fund me for the kitten.
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I found his standard medical procedures.
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Most of the free clinics are strictly for low income.
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Uh, which Burbank does not qualify for.
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So, right away, she's telling you I don't qualify for low income
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So she set up this, go for me for this kitten.
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She could have paid out of pocket herself on.
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It will be for blood work checkup, et cetera.
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I was quoted 935 from my usual vet which is an upfront cost.
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I'm not prepared for.
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I really love this guy and we become fast friends.
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I can afford all the day to day necessities and checkups.
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But because of the procedures he needs done immediately,
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I would be very appreciative of some help if you can.
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I'd like to introduce him to the rest of the furry fan but can
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only do that once he's been checked out.
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I refuse to put him in a shelter.
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Kitten season has hit hard.
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I don't even know what kitten season kitten season has hit
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Any help would be much appreciated.
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So this woman has set up a gofundme for this kitten that she's
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So she's asking us to pay for her kitten.
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Let me tell you something, Jennifer.
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I don't pay for pussy.
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That's number fucking one second of all.
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You fucking right to help her out.
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Season's hard helping out the kitten dog.
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I think that, uh, openhearted and shit.
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But if she doesn't qualify, that means she has the money to
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So, listen up buttercup, pay for it yourself.
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Do you have people that are poor as heck and still go and figure
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it out and they don't even put a go fund me because they love
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the cat as it's one of their own.
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So you going to do all that stuff to keep it the audacity?
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Do you really think you see yourself asking somebody to pay
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No, but I'm going through this shit right now, bro.
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I just got a dog and I go through white people promise though
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like, like, like, you know, this was my first dog so like I
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had never had to pick up shit before, you know what I'm saying
06:46
Like, and then so in my neighborhood, like, you know, that's
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frowned upon if you don't do that, right?
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I know concrete lives in a nice neighborhood, by the way, you
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So I walk out, I'm walking my dog and then you know, he's, he's
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he's doing his shit, whatever, you know, and then I, I'm about
07:04
to pick it up and then I see like three bits of homies just looking
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at me, like, is he really gonna pick up that shit?
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Look at, why is he picking up this shit.
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And I was like, oh it's, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, because they were, they were looking at me like, is he
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really about to pick up that shit?
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Yeah, dude, the first time I picked up shit like that, my dad
07:28
But technically the fertilizer, isn't it a fertilizer?
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My neighbor, it's a fertilizer.
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I'm helping your grass.
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Like, yeah, they got me, they jinked my ass through the fucking
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uh the, the pound and shit.
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They got my dog, they run away and then it got found and I went
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over there and they're like, oh yeah, we'll release her for
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free if you spayed her.
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And I'm like, all right, what is that?
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And they're just like, oh like I thought it was a card for it
07:59
I thought it was like, I don't know what that was poker or something
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If I don't want to spay her, how much is it going to be?
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And I'm like, yeah, Spade Debbie, I don't know what that is
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But what time do I need to be here to get her for free?
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And they're like, you, you got for free, you come back at five
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and I'm like, I'll be here at five.
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Peace and then I later found out that she can't have puppies
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and I'm like, what the fuck, what?
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And like, oh you spayed her and I was like, what what happened
08:25
And I got mad because I'm like, how long ago was that clear this
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How long ago was it?
08:30
Don't matter the time because if Google was around Google
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you could have just been at home, you could have been like
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You know what I mean?
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But I ain't going to lie.
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I was hurting at the time.
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The special wasn't out yet.
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You know what I mean?
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Can I ask what the living conditions were?
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Why did your dog run away from you?
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My dog, I could live a good life and the dog was horned up.
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I'm glad they want to be in the, but I love the dog.
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You know what I mean?
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Does he love you don't.
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So I didn't want to say this part.
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No, cancel us, put her down because I thought that was a joke
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for all you white people in the back.
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Look at the white guy over there scared as shit.
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Like what, why would you do that dude?
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I would have took her.
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I got like 10 dogs right now.
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So I went to Tucson to my family and she loved it and she was like
09:34
running around with all this fucking land and everything
09:37
And I was like, I thought, can you hold her for like a month?
09:42
And my dad, my dad was like, hey, but why I was like a month.
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Hey, I don't, no, I, no, I don't want dogs.
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Come on, I don't want dogs.
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I don't want no Perros Aqui.
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So I was like, please just for a month and I'll pay for the food
09:55
or whatever because I know he's laughing.
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He's watching this right now.
09:58
He never pay what I got.
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And then I told my dog because I was like, look, I told you keep
10:04
feeding my dog a certain amount of a certain type of food.
10:07
Legit buys a dog already for eating leftovers and shit fucking
10:12
soup like food like I want and shit though.
10:20
The dog already adapted like a p the last time.
10:22
He's like she listens to whistling water just in this fucking
10:27
And that's the thing.
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Everybody gives me the guilt like you left your dog.
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But I felt like the dog wanted to stay there.
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Did you, did you, did you have to do the white thing?
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Like get out of here.
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I don't love you no more.
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Don't look back now.
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I don't have cars out the back window.
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I'm gonna leave now.
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Don't you look back now?
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What type of, what type of dog you have?
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I have a Jack Russell.
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The fuck is a Jack Russell?
10:55
He was one of the Jack Russell Russell, the dog from the back
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That's the only reason I got him because he was the one from
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I thought that our dogs were going to be smart like that.
11:09
But the dog I had that is such a white collar.
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Fucking first name Ninja.
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This is a big ninja turtle.
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He's got a good, I think he's a good boy.
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He speaks English, er speaks English.
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I'm teaching him Spanish.
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I just thought you were going to say a French bulldog like everybody
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Bull a bull, a bull.
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He has a British accent.
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He barks in British.
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Ninja turtle for real.
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You don't have any pets.
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Now, here's the thing.
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My girl, my girl has a cat.
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You got a cat, don't say my girl's got a cat, y'all live together
12:03
But I always told him that.
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Well, it's just so bizarre how you do that all the time.
12:08
Because it's just like, I'm very 5050.
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You, you'd be like I went to my girl's refrigerator and I was
12:12
like, damn, I told you this already.
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So when you talk to people, do you go?
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Oh my girl, my girl's got a baby.
12:25
No, it's our baby, bro.
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So it's your cat news.
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Nah, because that motherfucker the minute he trips.
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No, because I don't care for him.
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I don't like clean up for them.
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That's all she does.
12:39
I'm like you do that.
12:41
I kick it when it was on my way and when she don't see him, I was
12:43
like, fuck up the fuck.
12:45
It ain't, I don't like cats.
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But what I do like is that she's chill.
12:48
He comes back home on the, you have to put a disclosure for b
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First of all, the cats are a different breed, bro.
13:05
They're like, they don't give, you can tell like they don't
13:07
care about you right away.
13:09
He looked at me and he was like, you ain't shit.
13:11
He sensed it, I ain't shit.
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You know what I mean?
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She hasn't sense it yet but he sensed the oh he ain't shit.
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I don't know what you doing with his ass.
13:17
So when the baby came out, he was like, you know, you fucked
13:21
And then, and the thing about the thing about to me, it's like
13:26
I have that Mexican pride shit.
13:27
It's like if I didn't have, if she paid for the house, it's her
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It's like I saw it, it's your house, ok?
13:34
It's your house until you know what I mean?
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Like if it, if I pay for it, then it's my house.
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That's, that's a machista in me.
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I don't know that that's not my, that's, that's her shit.
13:45
You know what I mean?
13:46
Something break, figure it out, the window broke.
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I call somebody, I know a couple of motherfuckers my house
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So it's your baby but it's her cat, her house 100%.
14:03
What was wrong with that?
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I'm just, I'm just asking, I gotta understand.
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So you just staying there?
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So that's what it is.
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You're just staying there until I get a house for both of us
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yo, stick around, stay tuned, sit down and check us out after
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these commercial breaks.
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That be interesting.
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This is funny as shit ever is it, it is.
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My shit is fucked up right now and I feel like crying.
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That's very interesting.
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I think go to therapy and I'm trying to figure it out if you buy
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a house for your family, I've been on the road.
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He's like, I don't get what's going on.
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But why do you say that?
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But if you buy a house for your family and they, they are, it's
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our house and then with your cat in it.
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Well, I mean, we'll figure out the cat situation when we get
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You know, I'm very like when we get there, we're gonna figure
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You know what I'm saying?
14:53
That's very interesting.
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This is the funniest shit ever is it?
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Yeah, it is because my shit is fucked up right now and I feel
14:59
like crying all good and that's, the thing is like being a stand
15:03
up comic, people don't understand, you gotta do it because
15:05
There's like, you know, like, well, how do you feel now, now
15:07
that you're in the game, how does it feel for you being a comic
15:11
Is that what you think it was gonna be?
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Nah, I mean, obviously it's different because it's, you know
15:15
like, and you know why III I came up doing the of shit, you know
15:18
So if, if something doesn't hit, I'm able to just put the phone
15:21
down and walk away and I see people's faces or comments and
15:24
in this year there's, you can't run for it, you know, you, it's
15:27
it's, it's hand to hand combat in a way, you know, like you're
15:29
right there in front of people and if it doesn't hit, you better
15:31
figure it out, you know, and, and, and then try not to panic
15:34
and just keep, keep, keep going through the punches, you know
15:39
I mean, I, I, you know, you know, me, I always get super nervous
15:41
like I, I'm like a nervous wreck and then once I get up there
15:44
and the lights hit, it's like that's it.
15:48
He's in it so much that the light, he just waves he's going on
15:52
and I said he's in it.
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I think that's one of the things is like, once you're a performer
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Like you're a performer, like you can hide it very well.
16:03
There's many times where I've been on stage and I'm like, super
16:05
nervous but people are not going to know because it's like
16:08
there's a performer in you, they don't care, you mess up like
16:11
they don't know that you messed up.
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But if you mess up and they can tell you messed up, you messed
16:21
up, they'll be like this.
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I think, I think one of the hardest things about being a comic
16:26
is just like the uh environment, all the hating, all the fucking
16:30
jealousy, all the, on his fucking comics.
16:32
It's just like that is like we'll take a toll was about to name
16:38
But it does take a toll though.
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It's like full like you go in there all like excited and then
16:43
you're around this energy that everybody's just like uh and
16:46
then you just leave like, oh I just had a bad fucking, that was
16:50
that was I didn't feel good.
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You know what I mean?
16:52
You go through a high hopes and shit.
16:53
She could fuck you up.
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You know what I'm saying?
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It's really one of those things.
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It is going to be our last episode.
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Oh Yeah, this is your stage.
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Not my, your stage, I'm out, man.
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It's like whatever, you know what I'm saying, it's like, you
17:16
know, and then it's like, fuck him, you know, you going to keep
17:19
going because you gonna be.
17:24
So this is the difference, right?
17:25
So this is how I feel.
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There's a difference between here and doing stand up comedy
17:29
in New York City when I started doing stand up comedy.
17:31
I, no, no, no, no, I'm not talking, I'm not talking shit about
17:35
I'm talking about the transplants because that's what I realized
17:38
Like people who are born and raised in L A, they are like authentic
17:44
But the people that are transplant that they came here for
17:46
a reason, they're just so hard to like connect with them and
17:49
all this stuff, especially when I'm coming here for the entertainment
17:52
But what I'm trying to say is like when I first started doing
17:55
stand up comedy in um New York City, I remember I bombed so bad
18:00
and I just thought that like it was the end because you think
18:02
oh my God, you're gonna be funny all the time, right?
18:05
So I bombed really bad.
18:07
I'm like really hard on myself and somebody was like, yo, what
18:11
You ate a dick tonight.
18:12
We all eat dick sometimes.
18:14
Let's, let's cheer that.
18:16
So it's like there's some sort of camaraderie, there's a camaraderie
18:19
but sometimes here, sometimes they make you feel like if
18:21
you bomb like, yeah, man, it's over for you.
18:25
It's like, no, this is, what are you talking about?
18:26
I just had a bad night, you know.
18:29
So out here they dramatize it a little more like damn.
18:32
And then they talk about it like, yo it was really a really bad
18:36
I don't know what that means.
18:38
I don't know what y'all talking about.
18:44
I don't know what your nose socks having there.
18:53
Look at, come on, I got so I'm gonna mess up.
18:55
Come on, the color wave is fruity as fuck the nose socks, extra
19:00
The fact that he rolled up your fucking pants, I'm not even
19:03
gonna start with the cat.
19:04
I could tell he was in his feeling he's trying to, he's trying
19:06
to deflect and come after someone else try to bring down.
19:30
Look at me, dude, dude, dude, it's not your fault.
19:33
It's not your fault.
19:34
First of all, it's not your fault.
19:36
I with a good will hunting.
19:37
It's not your fault, man.
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You don't know me very well because it's always my fault.
19:42
Didn't show it to my school was your dad always was your dad
19:47
always there for you like school plays and shit like that.
19:51
He just said that he would have broken down right there.
19:55
I can see I can see that.
19:57
You heard about that too.
19:59
You, you're past that.
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You kids are fucking 10 and shit, this motherfucker.
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No, I'm just kidding.
20:10
Not Mexican young, you know what I'm saying?
20:13
Like I was old when I had kids, you know what I'm saying?
20:16
Like 2525 you know everybody in my family was like 1718, 19
20:24
you know, so I was, they were already asking me like, damn
20:26
when are you gonna have kids?
20:28
I was like, what the fuck?
20:30
I got, I got married at 2829.
20:31
They're like, why you wait so long?
20:34
It's like, you know, not having kids in like my thirties.
20:38
They were just like, I was like, oh I can't believe I gotta do
20:41
Like I'm with a kid.
20:42
They're like, I was like a, a shock like, oh my God.
20:49
Like no, it's about time, that's for sure.
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You know what it is?
20:55
Is that, that I feel like millennials are like in the Peter
20:57
Pan stage where they just don't want to grow up.
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There's a lot of people that are like, yo, I'm 30 I'm just too
21:02
young to have a child right now.
21:04
It's like, what are you talking about?
21:05
Like your parents had like five kids.
21:07
You already got one, it hurt, it hurt, it hurt it hurt, take
21:14
He, he came out of you, he came out of who, who did he come out
21:25
Well, you better take care of that.
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I just like, I hate that.
21:30
Like I don't hate but it's just like adapting to, I can't waste
21:34
my money on some dumb shit.
21:35
Like I used to, you know what I mean?
21:38
You know, if I want like, you know, splurge and get a gold chain
21:42
of sons, you know some rims in my car.
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You know what I'm saying?
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It's just a fake one.
21:48
Everybody thinks you got money anyway.
21:49
They ain't gonna question it.
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I'm afraid that's gonna turn on you.
21:53
Yeah, and I'm afraid it's gonna rim people are gonna be, he's
22:00
going to fold a little charm.
22:01
What the fuck it's called light gold.
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Honestly, I could tell you the fake things that you could buy
22:10
They'll never know a lot of women fake it.
22:18
It's called Fantasy Jewelry.
22:23
It won't turn your neck gold though.
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It's like gold plated and stuff like that.
22:26
It won't turn your 421 show we see all the time.
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Do you have any uh expensive habits?
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No, I just, I mean, yeah, I mean it's, it's my Ninja Turtles
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Yo leg leg has an actual like mask of the movie for the Ninja
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Yeah, from the first one, I have an actual replica from Jim
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Henson's uh from Jim Henson's Puppeteering company and the
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And what the fuck this is the actual, he was like.
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Do you ever try to put it on and it moves and everything?
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That, that was one of my favorite movie.
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Yeah, I got shredder head coming too.
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I, I got the Michelangelo.
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I got the shredder head coming.
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So did you have any turtles as pets before?
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The ones from downtown L A, like the ones with the alley fairly
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That's the one Michelangelo.
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Like, I'm very curious.
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Imagine just having the head.
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It's legit, it's everything.
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So I'm very curious to know what type of texture is foam like
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Is it a foam texture?
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It's kind of like latex.
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It's kind of like latex like, I mean, I mean, the outer is latex
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and then so it moves, you know, so they can puppeteer it with
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all the stuff, you know?
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Damn, that's concrete.
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I know we do shows I know you save and shit.
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But how much, how much that motherfucker run this?
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You probably told her a lie like they gave it to me, they gave
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It was like it was about 10.
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What's the most you spent on some dumb shit?
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And please don't say fucking like Pilates because that's
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You know what I mean?
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You're right, you're right.
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What is it, what was the most, like a trip or something?
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I thought the, I took myself to Spain once I started making
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money on colleges and stuff.
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I wanna travel, I wanna get out of the country and be, because
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everybody in my family always, like, 01 day we're gonna go
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and travel the world and no one ever did.
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Yeah, dude, my summer vacation we would just go visit family
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Like, oh, we're going to Jersey this, this year.
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I was like, that's like the, like, what?
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So I, I paid and I went to Spain and everybody thought I was having
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like a weird crisis.
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Yeah, I had a great time.
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I was like, oh, this is dope.
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Did you go to a church?
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I'm going to Phoenix.
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I'm gonna let him go.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm doing something wild.
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I'm going to Flagstaff over the weekend.
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The mountains are crazy.
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Have you wild out here?
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The most expensive thing you probably ever had done one is
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probably have a kid because, yeah, that's pretty expensive
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But I think the most expensive thing I ever paid for was like
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Yeah, this is what, this is me.
25:54
You know what I know.
25:57
So, I went to Chili's one day and this is what pissed me off.
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This is what pissed me off about that statement because he
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said, oh yo now that I'm having a kid, you know, I can't, you
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know, spend my money on stupid shit like he's a liar because
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every time we, we go to a new city, he buys a brand new pair of
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shoes, a pair of shoes.
26:25
Let me tell you something.
26:26
People watch, people look at what we do and they got killed
26:33
You got, I got destroyed because I was, I was doing, I was doing
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a pretty big concert and I took pictures with some of the acts
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that I was, you know, presenting that night.
26:43
And I was wearing apparently Jordans that were not part of
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the retro collection and they were like, and it was, you know
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the team, uh, the, it's, uh, you know, the Six Rings and I guess
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those are frowned upon by the shoe community.
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So I got completely destroyed on social media.
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And, uh, like I was in fifth grade, you know what I'm saying
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Like you were just like, oh, and then I love how, like he tried
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to defend himself by going, ok, like I'm supposed to know dog
27:09
This one just got straight over hurt right now.
27:11
It was like it was the six rings there.
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Those are it and, uh, apparently those are frowned.
27:19
It's a, are they not as expensive or like I mean, there's still
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But if you're wearing those, like, they, they call those the
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Because, like, whenever a Paisa buys a pair of Jordans he buys
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See that, who knows?
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Because he got them.
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I got them in different colors and they say, oh, it was a deal
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I don't even wear them no more.
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You know, when my mom bought me the uh when fat farms were in
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you know, that fat farms, but that motherfucking the p was
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flipped the other way because it was swap me.
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And I was like, and I know the difference.
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The Yeah, I don't know the difference.
28:08
I just like rocked them.
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People were like, yo, fuck.
28:10
And I thought they were just shouting them out like, yo, you
28:13
got the fucking, I'm like, yeah, I just raise them up.
28:16
And then they were just like dog and my homie had a whisper in
28:18
my ears like fools are fake and he explained it, broke it down
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I'm like, oh fuck the whole time.
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I thought it was rocking in fat farms.
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And then these guys were like start buying shoes, man.
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These guys, every city they go to, I buy shoes.
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I buy a pair of shoes to you too.
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You buy a pair of shoes.
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Well, now I do because I gotta keep up.
28:38
There's all kinds of pressure.
28:39
I mean, when you're on the road, we're just like spending money
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on like food and fucking you went from, I don't spend no money
28:45
I'm spending all this money.
28:49
I feel crazy money every now and then.
28:51
I'm like, yo, you got the Uber food the other, I repeat for you
28:55
and it better be good Mariscos because if not, he'll get all
28:58
the pisses me off more than they're getting hyped up, hyped
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Can you talk about Dallas?
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Talk about, check out what's coming up next after this commercial
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breaks in the nineties.
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The fucking free will show, bro.
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We were at starving in Dallas, starving f we were starving
29:27
We're just like, and somebody said, you know, Mariscos fuck
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I'm like, yo, Mariscos, your mind is set.
29:35
And we told the guy that lives there and he's just like, yeah
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I know, I know it's uh Mariscos spot, first of all.
29:45
Whatever we go, we show up, it's hidden too.
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It's not even on the street.
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It's like hidden and it was a, a broken boat in the front.
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We're like, that's weird.
29:52
There was no park, there's no cars and we're like, that's another
29:56
We walk in, there's nobody there also weird on a fucking weekend
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So it's usually packed.
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We get there, we sit down and then the Fuca, they aguile.
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I told him like, yo, do you guys have callos aa for it?
30:09
And they're like, see, look Claro.
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It was about to go down.
30:16
Let me tell you something.
30:17
When they brought up the aguile, they brought out the Costco
30:24
It was like doll can do, can peaches like that vibe, you know
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like shrimp and it's curated and lime juice and it's like
30:35
cooked in lime juice and stuff and that's like legit shrimp
30:38
This was already cooked in a canned shrimp.
30:40
They're so fucking small and they're thrown in there and they
30:43
just put like lemon, not even lime, just lemon and that was
30:47
And they gave it to you like, bro, this ain't how, that's how
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that's how, that's what it looks like right there.
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Oh my God, I'm making my mouth water like God damn.
30:57
They were like cooked but they were small like cocktail ones
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and they put lemon on it and that's it.
31:03
And I even saw on pepper and it was just, it was the, I looked
31:06
at her like, bitch, you're about to get smacked.
31:07
I've never been so mad in my fucking life, bro.
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I, I was like, I'm gonna watch everybody left.
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We were Yeah, we left.
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I was like, I'm not gonna pay that type of shit.
31:16
I become, I'm not fucking paying, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna
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make a scene this was our f just pay and that's it.
31:23
We'll go somewhere where he, he's very, he knows how to comfort
31:26
And I'm already on, on Ted, bro, like, yo, fuck, I'm about to
31:30
I was about to flip the table for his fucking piss.
31:33
You the home of Molcajete, you know, Mote comes like in a, you
31:36
know, like in a, like where they make the sauce and even that
31:39
this shit was falling apart.
31:40
It was like RM is like where they put like, you know, they, they
31:44
put, you know, uh you know, a Carne Asada chicken, they put
31:48
no PAA on their cheese beans.
31:50
It's a, it's a, it's a really good sauce like and it comes out
31:52
sizzling, it's supposed to come out sizzling.
31:55
That shit was like cold.
31:57
The fucking cheese was like rubbery, bro.
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Even the scallops were like those little small ones that taste
32:02
like they were canned scallops.
32:03
Canned canned scallops.
32:05
And then just like, bro, there's a one all the way on the right
32:10
Yeah, that one looks decent.
32:19
If you go on extravagant seafood dates on the, on the road,
32:22
dude, what is you make it sound like you do awful road.
32:25
Look at this and the thing.
32:30
I was so fucking pissed.
32:32
I, I didn't even want him.
32:34
I was so fucking pissed, so pissed.
32:37
And his letter says March and he was like, oh let's go, let's
32:47
And I was the fish from the Atlantic Sea.
32:51
I was fucking, and I told, we told the driver like, yo, bro,
32:54
like, I don't even eat seafood.
32:57
We're like, no, it was fucked up because he was like, well,
32:59
I just got out, he's like, oh he just, so he came out of jail.
33:06
He was just like, I've never been, I've never been anywhere
33:09
I just, did you not hear that little line right there?
33:12
He just threw in the driver.
33:14
When I go on the road, I'm ubering places and seafood.
33:19
He's getting New Jordans.
33:20
You don't tell me you're down the f to a with this lady like,
33:33
It's terrible on the road.
33:36
Look at you like you a pretty woman, dude.
33:39
We're, we're stepping our game up on the before we get picked
33:46
up with the, the, the, the Gangsters and shit.
33:48
But it was going on.
33:49
Yeah, we got you guys right in the car.
33:51
He'll be serving this shit.
33:52
Like I'm gonna take you to the room but I'm going to a stop real
33:55
It was like a drug deal going down right now in front of her and
34:00
then he just like, he's great.
34:02
I was like, dude, he's legit selling drugs in front of me.
34:05
This dude was eating a Jack in the box season two.
34:10
Hey, remember when we were in Dallas?
34:12
I bitch, this is where I pushed out so hard in front of, in front
34:15
of the squad because this guy shows up at this barbecue spot
34:20
and he's tweaked out.
34:21
We don't know what drug he's on and he's on that barbecue, he
34:26
shows up and he was just on some, like he was bleeding from his
34:29
nose like it was, it was a homie and I was horrible.
34:33
I don't know why I had that face that people just wanna fuck
34:36
Like I just wanna know, I told you to relax.
34:40
I was like, dude, relax, just keep it in your food.
34:42
He's like this like you look like him.
34:48
I was like, he's come in and he was just like you, you gave, you
34:57
gave him a small town vibe.
34:59
You gave him a real small town, my guy because he was all like
35:04
oh my God, oh my God.
35:08
It's a fucking crack head.
35:10
You know, just relax because how many times have you?
35:14
And I done gigs where I walk away from you.
35:16
I'm like, I can't deal with your energy right now because he's
35:19
I'm like, dude, what are you doing?
35:20
I gotta, I gotta, I freaked out because in my head I'm like,
35:24
am I about to fuck him up?
35:26
He's bleeding because you got a I DS.
35:29
Is he gonna fuck me up?
35:30
Is he gonna stab me?
35:31
Does he think I'm somebody that he's talking to.
35:33
Do you want my pork chop?
35:34
And he does, he want a rib, rib?
35:38
I looked at him and I'm sitting down, these ones are all sitting
35:41
I was like CC food and I'm like, no, I, I stood up and I was like
35:50
I was like, hey, what's up food?
35:51
Because he looked at me, he was like, hey, what's up homie?
35:53
And I was just like, hey, what's up food?
35:54
And then he looked at me what's all food?
35:56
And I'm like, I don't know what's up f at me.
36:02
So he was like, yeah.
36:07
Do I was like, it's all good.
36:10
Hey, the fucking crack.
36:13
So it's a crackhead.
36:15
Don't chill, don't drink, drink.
36:21
Ho then he ran out and got like tripped over and got caught by
36:23
the cops, ran outside immediately outside.
36:25
Like he was just like, hey, hey, call the cops homie.
36:27
But Dallas was t he was asking for milk.
36:29
He was like, hey, any m any milk homie, honey, milk milk.
36:33
No, you were saying, well, because when you're on that type
36:38
of drug, you need milk, bro.
36:41
I want you some warm milk, some leit, you know, out a rib and
36:45
I didn't let you give him some milk.
36:49
I've been around, I've been around crack, bro.
36:51
Let me tell you Yeah.
36:52
Yeah, I seen I was like excess access situation.
36:57
He was my small town vibes.
36:59
You know what I'm saying?
37:00
He's a nervous wreck every time I'm on my right left hand and
37:04
It was just like, yo, I'm ready to if it gets down to it and this
37:07
was like, fool you, you brought that, you know, you brought
37:10
What are you gonna do with that?
37:14
But yeah, con was like, yo, you bringing that energy, you know
37:19
You're like your aura.
37:20
Let me fucking guru, your aura like you attracted him to you
37:24
because then you, he came in and then you can, you, it was like
37:27
a fucking stand off.
37:28
I was like, why just get your food, bro?
37:30
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
37:31
Yeah, you brought him to the table.
37:33
I, I listen to what you're saying.
37:35
I'm changing and you know you've made some strides.
37:39
You know what I mean?
37:40
This is an intervention for you, man.
37:45
I got to see your anxieties.
37:46
I didn't even know like you know what I'm saying to you got going
37:52
I like that girl picked this shirt.
37:54
I was like to, yes that kid from the sand line.
38:02
You know that bitch, you don't have to add that shit right now
38:10
I was sweating in the cell.
38:15
Look like the little of the zar yo that shirt is bad in the nineties
38:23
I have that motherfucker in first grade.
38:26
You complimented it?
38:29
I said the colors not the shirt who was wearing the nineties
38:35
kid, the 90 fucking free Willy shirt.
38:43
Yeah, you fuck y'all motherfuckers, man.
38:57
I never play baseball with the same thing.
39:08
I do the one in the bottom, bottom right in the, let's get his
39:12
point in the air real quick.
39:14
That shit is hilarious.
39:15
I'm like Patrick Rena.
39:18
Oh, that's hilarious.
39:18
Anyway, like he was, I was, I wasn't, yeah, I was not the kid
39:23
that played baseball but you know what kind of kid I was football
39:28
No, you know what kind of kid I was, I was a football.
39:32
I was a silver tooth kid dude.
39:37
Stick around, stick, stick around.
39:38
You're not going nowhere.
39:40
What we're gonna do?
39:41
We're gonna have a quick commercial break.
39:45
Stick to these commercials because when we come back, we're
39:47
gonna do the silver tooth kid of the week.
39:49
All right, ladies and gentlemen, stick around for the silver
39:51
tooth kid of the week STD ST I, is that the next level?
39:57
Is that the next level of Sted with a diploma?
40:00
Welcome back uh to the show.
40:03
Thank you so much, Eric.
40:04
I swear to God that we get up karate in the chat guys.
40:11
I'm glad you guys hang, hung tight.
40:12
And um yeah, he's getting, he's getting New York flashback
40:21
New York flash shook up.
40:35
He's gonna call him in the car to me ever since on the break.
40:41
So anyways, we're back.
40:42
All right, guys, relax me.
40:46
Show me, show you the show.
40:59
Anyways, my favorite segment, dude, the only segment I have
41:02
on the show that I love so much.
41:04
The silver kid of the week.
41:05
Uh We're gonna show you a clip of the fucking a bad kid of this
41:09
week and uh let's check it out.
41:11
Let's see what we got here.
41:15
Oh That was me for sure.
41:17
Wait, what is that hot sauce on the hot, hot, hot sauce?
41:23
Oh Is that, that looks, that looks bomb as fuck though.
41:34
That kid is gonna be stealing fucking, is that how you eat your
41:40
You all that has he Yeah, for sure.
41:43
Look at that teeth for sure.
41:46
Silver tooth activity for teeth are shining.
41:51
They used to call me master P in elementary.
41:54
My whole was I thought he had screws in his two front teeth right
42:05
I gotta, I gotta ask because again, I live in a white neighborhood
42:08
I grew up in the suburb.
42:09
How do you brush silver teeth?
42:11
You use a silver polish or steel wall?
42:15
Car washed, you gotta polish that that was concrete because
42:25
my whole shit I was grilled.
42:30
Yeah my parents you know like they couldn't afford like you
42:32
know the white caps, you know what I'm saying?
42:35
Yeah, yeah that one.
42:36
Alright so we're gonna we're gonna skip ahead before Jesus
42:39
Uh we got our favorite segment uh Pero Cara that's where we
42:43
answer, listen to questions uh emails Instagram comments
42:47
send them in and we try to give you advice.
42:49
Uh We're not experts.
42:50
So uh hopefully we can help.
42:52
If not, we're sorry.
42:57
This one's from a fan.
42:58
Hey, jeez, I'm currently dealing with a situation ship at
43:03
I've been messing around with someone from work during lunch
43:06
and work from home days.
43:08
Uh She is a coworker and she just got promoted and she is now
43:13
I feel like she might leverage a relationship now that she
43:18
I'm not ready for a relationship and I'm scared what she might
43:21
do if I say no, please help, right?
43:24
You say you have a really bad disease or like a T I or something
43:35
I don't know what that was.
43:38
Is that the next level?
43:41
STD with a diploma that's STD.
43:45
You can just say you have a make up a disease that makes you a
43:52
Not work or something, you know what I'm saying?
43:53
The main question is how can I break up with someone who's my
43:59
Because they have, they have a situation shit.
44:02
So he wants to, you know, it was, it was like a work husband situation
44:05
and then it became real.
44:08
I mean, I got a crazy story but what is the, is it gonna be like
44:16
one of the tangents or like what is it?
44:19
Yeah, they ain't going to listen to this.
44:21
So what happened was that the white girl that was a hostess
44:26
is dating the manager, my manager, my boss and I was like 19
44:34
working where you haven't told his name, all you said was a
44:37
that's not what I want.
44:38
I work in a restaurant.
44:39
I was working at a restaurant at the time.
44:41
So I was working at the restaurant.
44:42
I was with the paisas and shit like Cortan and they were like
44:44
and all the paisas, you know, oh fuck it.
44:50
Don't give her last name.
44:53
Her name was Claudia though.
44:54
They were like, yeah, but her name was, you know what I'm saying
44:59
So they were like, you know, so every time she walked by, she
45:05
knew that people were talking and I spoke English.
45:07
So then I was just like, oh, how's it going?
45:09
She's like, oh my God, you speak, we're vibing.
45:12
I hate on her bla bla bla fucking connected, bro.
45:14
And ended up like we're vibing.
45:17
And then they told me so then I didn't care.
45:25
I went to like a, a party that all the employees went to and uh
45:30
I just felt like fuck it.
45:31
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna shoot the tank
45:35
Yeah, I'm gonna shoot the shot.
45:36
You know what I mean?
45:36
And I risked it and I risked it.
45:38
So I was like, yo, what's up bla bla bla bla boom and right away
45:41
she was just like it went swoosh.
45:43
She was just like, yeah, so then one thing like to another,
45:49
we uh we did the thing, I went to her place, we did our thing,
45:53
we smashed, smashed.
45:55
And then the next day I had to go into work and homeboy like found
46:02
So then they like, he sat me down and he fired me and I was just
46:05
like, yeah, but like how, why are you firing me?
46:07
And he just made up an excuse that I'm like not Yeah.
46:11
No, I'm not getting the job fast enough and this and that and
46:14
boom, he just like pretty much fired me.
46:16
But I was like, what the fuck?
46:17
Like I was fucked up.
46:18
Like I could have sued but then I felt embarrassed because
46:20
I like I did snatch this bitch, you know what I mean?
46:22
So I don't know how to help this guy, but I'll tell you this because
46:26
I feel like you should watch the no, the whole story is this
46:33
is that she broke my heart.
46:35
What kind of job is it?
46:36
I think that's the main question.
46:38
What, what's the salary is, the salary?
46:40
Is it hourly is a, you know, is it what you want to do in life?
46:44
I would just say the advice to if, if you're so afraid to get
46:48
fired just become the most unattractive person like, you
46:50
know, and have her break up with you.
46:53
He also sent in a photo too.
46:56
So I, who the fuck is?
47:06
Well, that was a wonderful, first of all, you say good size
47:13
It's been real great.
47:14
I got to learn so much about you today.
47:17
It was supposed to be about Khan.
47:19
I know but you know, took out something and you like me next
47:28
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47:33
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